Wayward Twidget
@twidget.wtf
Poorly reformed tin can sailor, network engineer, semi-skilled coder, notorious “creative problem solver", and flagrant abuser of the English language. Grammar and punctuation will be random and capricious. (He/Him)
A massive orange rip tide? Count me in.
November 21, 2025 at 1:41 AM
A massive orange rip tide? Count me in.
I'm one of the white dots aft by MT52 as we steamed into NYC for fleet week.
October 19, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I'm one of the white dots aft by MT52 as we steamed into NYC for fleet week.
Location identified: check
Time identified: check
Movement plan & logistics: check
Schedule cleared: check
Sign prepped for action: Big fat double check.
Time identified: check
Movement plan & logistics: check
Schedule cleared: check
Sign prepped for action: Big fat double check.
October 13, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Location identified: check
Time identified: check
Movement plan & logistics: check
Schedule cleared: check
Sign prepped for action: Big fat double check.
Time identified: check
Movement plan & logistics: check
Schedule cleared: check
Sign prepped for action: Big fat double check.
Location identified: check
Time identified: check
Schedule cleared: check
Sign: that’s a double check
Time identified: check
Schedule cleared: check
Sign: that’s a double check
October 13, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Location identified: check
Time identified: check
Schedule cleared: check
Sign: that’s a double check
Time identified: check
Schedule cleared: check
Sign: that’s a double check
If reporting on your actions sounds like "demonization" then it's a you problem, not a us problem.
September 21, 2025 at 1:17 PM
If reporting on your actions sounds like "demonization" then it's a you problem, not a us problem.
The golden rule is to do onto others as you would have them do onto you.
Based on his own words, little to nothing is out of bounds.
Based on his own words, little to nothing is out of bounds.
September 12, 2025 at 2:41 AM
The golden rule is to do onto others as you would have them do onto you.
Based on his own words, little to nothing is out of bounds.
Based on his own words, little to nothing is out of bounds.
Break, break, break
Tasty braughts in bound.
Set CDN 2 hot grill
Tasty braughts in bound.
Set CDN 2 hot grill
August 30, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Break, break, break
Tasty braughts in bound.
Set CDN 2 hot grill
Tasty braughts in bound.
Set CDN 2 hot grill
The Orange Menace is holding firm on his positions that 1) he is not technically on the counter, and 2) that technically correct is the best kind of correct.
August 29, 2025 at 11:20 PM
The Orange Menace is holding firm on his positions that 1) he is not technically on the counter, and 2) that technically correct is the best kind of correct.
I fits, I sits! No, I fits, I sits!
Wanna fight about it? Not really, the male can opener put out the stinky food, and I'm too full to fight right now.
Yea, me too.
Fight about it later, when they're trying to go to sleep?
Ok.
Wanna fight about it? Not really, the male can opener put out the stinky food, and I'm too full to fight right now.
Yea, me too.
Fight about it later, when they're trying to go to sleep?
Ok.
April 7, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I fits, I sits! No, I fits, I sits!
Wanna fight about it? Not really, the male can opener put out the stinky food, and I'm too full to fight right now.
Yea, me too.
Fight about it later, when they're trying to go to sleep?
Ok.
Wanna fight about it? Not really, the male can opener put out the stinky food, and I'm too full to fight right now.
Yea, me too.
Fight about it later, when they're trying to go to sleep?
Ok.
Oh, the patient is doing great, super doc. The most current estimate I have seen is that the market has lost $30 Trillion in value after your one hour stunt.
April 3, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Oh, the patient is doing great, super doc. The most current estimate I have seen is that the market has lost $30 Trillion in value after your one hour stunt.
As a matter of fact I do own the place.
March 17, 2025 at 1:09 AM
As a matter of fact I do own the place.
That's a lot of time wasted begging for a handout that would have been better spent pulling on your bootstraps, champ.
Two in the thoughts, and one in the prayers.
Two in the thoughts, and one in the prayers.
January 29, 2025 at 1:15 AM
That's a lot of time wasted begging for a handout that would have been better spent pulling on your bootstraps, champ.
Two in the thoughts, and one in the prayers.
Two in the thoughts, and one in the prayers.
Let me show you the way of the orange paw young one.
January 20, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Let me show you the way of the orange paw young one.
You're never too well read, or old, to learn a new word.
January 19, 2025 at 11:35 PM
You're never too well read, or old, to learn a new word.
See the thing is we had to increase share holder value, which required cutting the maintenance budget, and your community burning to the ground is a price we’re willing to socialize.
[smoke bomb, golden parachute]
[smoke bomb, golden parachute]
January 13, 2025 at 4:02 AM
See the thing is we had to increase share holder value, which required cutting the maintenance budget, and your community burning to the ground is a price we’re willing to socialize.
[smoke bomb, golden parachute]
[smoke bomb, golden parachute]
Good morning 2025; I'd like stinky food with a side of kibble and a saucer of milk.
January 1, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Good morning 2025; I'd like stinky food with a side of kibble and a saucer of milk.
I've got the quick lime and shovel; you bring the carpet and alibi.
January 1, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I've got the quick lime and shovel; you bring the carpet and alibi.
Over there, look at the thirsty grifter trying to get a drink from our well.
Easy, easy, take a deep breath, relax, don't led them too much; they're slow and stupid, hold your breath, take up the slack, and
BLOCK
Good shot, ya got 'em in one.
Easy, easy, take a deep breath, relax, don't led them too much; they're slow and stupid, hold your breath, take up the slack, and
BLOCK
Good shot, ya got 'em in one.
December 1, 2024 at 11:32 PM
Over there, look at the thirsty grifter trying to get a drink from our well.
Easy, easy, take a deep breath, relax, don't led them too much; they're slow and stupid, hold your breath, take up the slack, and
BLOCK
Good shot, ya got 'em in one.
Easy, easy, take a deep breath, relax, don't led them too much; they're slow and stupid, hold your breath, take up the slack, and
BLOCK
Good shot, ya got 'em in one.