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It means having fun
On Epstein island, reading dirty magazines.

We saw Prince Andrew sweating and we don’t know what that shit mean.

Then we start re-enacting everything everything that we had seen.

That’s when I gave Bill Clinton head, gave Bill Clinton head.
November 15, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I vant to yuck your yum
September 3, 2025 at 4:38 AM
😏🥵
August 12, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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E-40 Choices Yup and Nope Switched
YouTube video by The Megalodon TV
www.youtube.com
July 28, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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feels like one of the main divides in how people view ai is the reaction to its ingratiating servile tone. when ai is like "ouhhhh i'm so sorry i got that wrong sir, let my try again, you were right my liege" tech guys are like "i like this" instead of "what the fuck is wrong with you"
July 21, 2025 at 2:05 PM
What getting in a screaming match with my husband taught me about B2B SaaS.

How hard could cooking a flan …more
July 22, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Crushing. About to hit that Jellyroll chunk.
January 11, 2025 at 6:45 AM
I like to think that Eric Adams is just here accidentally
seems a bit dramatic
December 19, 2024 at 10:32 PM
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They’re finally making zybourne clock????
December 13, 2024 at 3:55 AM
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we often wonder what it might be like if the lockhorns were in an open marriage
November 21, 2024 at 7:29 PM
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Doing positive Star Trek weed discourse. Here’s who on the Enterprise smokes ranked from most to least likely

1) Riker
2) Duras Sisters
3) Guinan
4) Q
5) Lwaxana Troi
6) Ro Laren
7) O’Brien
8) Beverly
9) Geordi
10) Troi
11) Tasha Yar
12) Worf
13) Picard
14) Pulaski
15) Data
16) Wesley
17) Barclay
November 24, 2024 at 1:28 AM
I wonder if almost every single news and opinion source on the internet being immediately paywalled affects where people get their news and how they understand the world
Opinion - The problem with Bluesky: It won’t broaden our horizons: In the wake of Donald Trump’s election win, the social-media platform has enjoyed a surge of new users looking for an alternative to Elon Musk’s X. But will it be useful, if it just creates an echo chamber for the left?
The problem with Bluesky: It won’t broaden our horizons
In the wake of Donald Trump’s election win, the social-media platform has enjoyed a surge of new users looking for an alternative to Elon Musk’s X. But will it be useful, if it just creates an echo chamber for the left?
www.theglobeandmail.com
November 22, 2024 at 1:50 PM
Late season Law and Order: SVU is great. There’s a new junior detective every eight minutes and they all have backstories like “is rich” or “is named Churlish”
November 21, 2024 at 12:36 AM
Jelly Roll is a crypto-Maoist. Just going to choose to believe that. When his country songs surround the city, they really surround the city.
November 17, 2024 at 2:23 PM
Watching “What’s Next? the Future with Bill Gates” and tearing up at the appropriate times
November 17, 2024 at 5:44 AM
Is it too late to support the democrats by releasing a Biden Bitch Bobby Smurda parody song?
November 16, 2024 at 8:37 PM
My life is like a video game
December 1, 2023 at 5:25 AM
Personally, I think that generative AI is the farce to the tragedy of the internet.
October 7, 2023 at 3:41 AM
September 24, 2023 at 3:52 AM
On second thought, they shouldn’t have sent a poet
September 4, 2023 at 11:28 PM
People are so quick to jump to conspiracy theories about what happened to Prighozin. Let the FSB investigators do their jobs and get to the bottom of it. Mechanical failure is statistically the most likely cause and maintaining safely standards are another common wartime casualty.
August 25, 2023 at 2:35 PM
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good morning
August 16, 2023 at 4:12 PM
Sometimes you break the narrative, sometimes the narrative breaks you
the pin drop on the map is where the Obama estate is
August 16, 2023 at 3:39 PM
Bosch is boomer TV excellence because it imagines a world where you can successfully force your weekend-custody kid to like the same music as you
August 12, 2023 at 2:54 AM
August 9, 2023 at 9:02 PM