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The finest connoisseurs spend their afternoons tenting fingerprints into heavily fogged up glass
August 11, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I’ll tell ya man, when the boat when we got off the boat man, they looked at my dad…my great…they said he’s just another mollywop coming on the pier. Now look at. Now look. About the wildfires
August 8, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Mollywop sounds like a 19th century catchall slur for catholic immigrants
August 8, 2025 at 2:27 PM
That’s a really weird thing to say
August 7, 2025 at 6:36 PM
All this time and we’ve returned to “The Internet Makes you Stupid”
July 22, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Elmo Budd Dwyer press conference
July 16, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Andrew Cuomo looked disgusting--nipples protruding--in his white shirt before New York voters. Very very disrespectful.
July 14, 2025 at 7:52 PM
They’re going to rename it “The Post” and turn it into a short-form video social media site
January 16, 2025 at 5:24 PM
No! This is exactly why we need this now. What am I supposed to do with my hibiscus ice cubes?
January 13, 2025 at 5:20 AM
December 13, 2024 at 5:21 AM
Fails to account for whether or not the suspect has mastered inter-dimensional travel
December 7, 2024 at 12:06 AM
Another young man gets caught up in selling pills and all that rap glamour and it catches up to them
December 4, 2024 at 2:52 PM
I just used it to identify the book that Jax Taylor is reading in a Instagram post
November 27, 2024 at 6:42 PM
November 26, 2024 at 8:22 PM
Yeah, no, for sure. I’m gonna check that out
November 26, 2024 at 7:04 PM