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@turtlebreads.bsky.social
🍮 苞溢 bao’s yap acct 🍦 20↑ 🍢 any pronouns 🍘 go to @turtlebaos.bsky.social for translations etc.
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this is part of my secret agenda to make everyone become a translator
they're replacing traffic lights around me with new ones that have yellower green-lights and it's tilting me every time i see it bc less contrast between the colors = 1 second more delay to process......
November 16, 2025 at 6:38 AM
they're replacing traffic lights around me with new ones that have yellower green-lights and it's tilting me every time i see it bc less contrast between the colors = 1 second more delay to process......
people on twt are fighting with the writer on interpreting the text he wrote himself.....and it's like people who are older than 19 too......okay i guess
November 13, 2025 at 11:48 PM
people on twt are fighting with the writer on interpreting the text he wrote himself.....and it's like people who are older than 19 too......okay i guess
trying a can of my dad's random sardines and they're really not good...
November 11, 2025 at 5:10 PM
trying a can of my dad's random sardines and they're really not good...
snacked on leftover pizza while i waited for my breakfast to cook and i was a fool for that.....turns out today's breakfast was leftover pizza......
November 10, 2025 at 2:56 PM
snacked on leftover pizza while i waited for my breakfast to cook and i was a fool for that.....turns out today's breakfast was leftover pizza......
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Most people don’t know that with SNAP you are banned from buying “foods that are hot at the point of sale”. So even if you have SNAP (which people don’t now) you can’t get cooked food. Which means you need to also actually have the resources to PREPARE a “healthy” meal.
Thinking about the social stigma against eating fast food in a country where poor people are being starved by the govt, the cost of groceries and fresh vegetables are astronomical, and a cheeseburger at McDonald’s costs $3.50.
“Clean” and “healthy” eating rhetoric is racist, ableist, and classist.
“Clean” and “healthy” eating rhetoric is racist, ableist, and classist.
November 8, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Most people don’t know that with SNAP you are banned from buying “foods that are hot at the point of sale”. So even if you have SNAP (which people don’t now) you can’t get cooked food. Which means you need to also actually have the resources to PREPARE a “healthy” meal.
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
lol she got his ass and he knows it
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it's bad to ration meds because sometimes you will be driving and you will get hit with racing, grandiose thoughts and it will distract you from the road before you clock it
November 9, 2025 at 5:05 AM
it's bad to ration meds because sometimes you will be driving and you will get hit with racing, grandiose thoughts and it will distract you from the road before you clock it
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RIP Baudrillard you would have loved this shit
New uncanny valley unlocked: inflatable corn maze for urban fall fests.
November 9, 2025 at 4:25 AM
RIP Baudrillard you would have loved this shit
i keep thinking if i sit in my car long enough i'll have a very cathartic cry and emerge anew but in reality i'm just spacing out and wasting time
November 6, 2025 at 8:54 PM
i keep thinking if i sit in my car long enough i'll have a very cathartic cry and emerge anew but in reality i'm just spacing out and wasting time
discussed this with my friend and we've agreed that i've beat freud because i just straight up don't get along with people who are like my parents
November 6, 2025 at 5:42 PM
discussed this with my friend and we've agreed that i've beat freud because i just straight up don't get along with people who are like my parents
the trouble with cooking is that if you get a little greedy with any single ingredient you're fucked
November 6, 2025 at 3:52 PM
the trouble with cooking is that if you get a little greedy with any single ingredient you're fucked
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Mamdani going so hard for trans right and winning is some juicy proof that every dem that abandoned us didn’t do it for politically advantageous reasons. They did it because they’re transphobes and they will lose for it
November 5, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Mamdani going so hard for trans right and winning is some juicy proof that every dem that abandoned us didn’t do it for politically advantageous reasons. They did it because they’re transphobes and they will lose for it
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what i like about Vocaloids is that they're simultaneously fictional characters you can be a fan of and actual musical instruments. what if Tuba and Trombone had beef. what if Bassoon was gay
November 5, 2025 at 3:11 AM
what i like about Vocaloids is that they're simultaneously fictional characters you can be a fan of and actual musical instruments. what if Tuba and Trombone had beef. what if Bassoon was gay
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we did it babes.... we're the opposite of cooked. what is that. we're ingredients
November 5, 2025 at 3:09 AM
we did it babes.... we're the opposite of cooked. what is that. we're ingredients
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New 🩸📚 out in March from Nictitating Books!
“Carnalis is a poetic feast, a lean yet satisfying contribution to the cannibal subgenre. This addictive novella hums with a primal energy that reminds you how animalistic and predatory society can be.”
-Grant Wamack, author of God’s Leftovers
“Carnalis is a poetic feast, a lean yet satisfying contribution to the cannibal subgenre. This addictive novella hums with a primal energy that reminds you how animalistic and predatory society can be.”
-Grant Wamack, author of God’s Leftovers
November 4, 2025 at 4:20 PM
New 🩸📚 out in March from Nictitating Books!
“Carnalis is a poetic feast, a lean yet satisfying contribution to the cannibal subgenre. This addictive novella hums with a primal energy that reminds you how animalistic and predatory society can be.”
-Grant Wamack, author of God’s Leftovers
“Carnalis is a poetic feast, a lean yet satisfying contribution to the cannibal subgenre. This addictive novella hums with a primal energy that reminds you how animalistic and predatory society can be.”
-Grant Wamack, author of God’s Leftovers
spiritually, i'm in new york
November 5, 2025 at 3:41 PM
spiritually, i'm in new york
i'm so glad i woke up today to see this fresh off the press
Overcover || Chapter 14
archiveofourown.org/works/169858...
🎐 jc/nhs #sangcheng postcanon slow burn
🎐 the beginning of the end...
🎐 sangcheng FINALLY talk
#vanfic #mdzs #MoDaoZuShi #魔道祖师 #魔道祖師 #2025fic
archiveofourown.org/works/169858...
🎐 jc/nhs #sangcheng postcanon slow burn
🎐 the beginning of the end...
🎐 sangcheng FINALLY talk
#vanfic #mdzs #MoDaoZuShi #魔道祖师 #魔道祖師 #2025fic
November 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
i'm so glad i woke up today to see this fresh off the press
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Overcover || Chapter 14
archiveofourown.org/works/169858...
🎐 jc/nhs #sangcheng postcanon slow burn
🎐 the beginning of the end...
🎐 sangcheng FINALLY talk
#vanfic #mdzs #MoDaoZuShi #魔道祖师 #魔道祖師 #2025fic
archiveofourown.org/works/169858...
🎐 jc/nhs #sangcheng postcanon slow burn
🎐 the beginning of the end...
🎐 sangcheng FINALLY talk
#vanfic #mdzs #MoDaoZuShi #魔道祖师 #魔道祖師 #2025fic
November 5, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Overcover || Chapter 14
archiveofourown.org/works/169858...
🎐 jc/nhs #sangcheng postcanon slow burn
🎐 the beginning of the end...
🎐 sangcheng FINALLY talk
#vanfic #mdzs #MoDaoZuShi #魔道祖师 #魔道祖師 #2025fic
archiveofourown.org/works/169858...
🎐 jc/nhs #sangcheng postcanon slow burn
🎐 the beginning of the end...
🎐 sangcheng FINALLY talk
#vanfic #mdzs #MoDaoZuShi #魔道祖师 #魔道祖師 #2025fic
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no one asked for an extra hour of life. read the room.
November 2, 2025 at 5:40 PM
no one asked for an extra hour of life. read the room.
wearing the flag of a country is so tacky :-/
October 29, 2025 at 4:19 PM
wearing the flag of a country is so tacky :-/
lrt can we please have that in the us and us government lmfao
October 29, 2025 at 4:16 PM
lrt can we please have that in the us and us government lmfao
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To add clarity to this:
Influencers in China that discuss topics such as medicine, law, education, or finance must prove they are qualified or certified to do so, in an aim to clamp down on misinformation.
Right now it impacts large influencer accounts (1m+ followers) + bans false advertising.
Influencers in China that discuss topics such as medicine, law, education, or finance must prove they are qualified or certified to do so, in an aim to clamp down on misinformation.
Right now it impacts large influencer accounts (1m+ followers) + bans false advertising.
October 28, 2025 at 12:21 AM
To add clarity to this:
Influencers in China that discuss topics such as medicine, law, education, or finance must prove they are qualified or certified to do so, in an aim to clamp down on misinformation.
Right now it impacts large influencer accounts (1m+ followers) + bans false advertising.
Influencers in China that discuss topics such as medicine, law, education, or finance must prove they are qualified or certified to do so, in an aim to clamp down on misinformation.
Right now it impacts large influencer accounts (1m+ followers) + bans false advertising.