Turbo Poodle
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i'm crying laughing. she's literally never seen the word before.
August 1, 2025 at 7:15 PM
i'm crying laughing. she's literally never seen the word before.
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just saw a group of masked men stuffing masked ICE agents into an unmarked car, who were saying "we're ICE we're ICE!" but the abductors shouted to the crowd "no we're ICE!" no one knew who was ICE, so no one in the crowd said anything.
June 21, 2025 at 5:36 PM
just saw a group of masked men stuffing masked ICE agents into an unmarked car, who were saying "we're ICE we're ICE!" but the abductors shouted to the crowd "no we're ICE!" no one knew who was ICE, so no one in the crowd said anything.
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CEO’s Skill Set Transferable To Any Job That Requires Dumbass To Receive Big Salary theonion.com/ceo-s-s...
June 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
CEO’s Skill Set Transferable To Any Job That Requires Dumbass To Receive Big Salary theonion.com/ceo-s-s...
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I love this and will be posting it everywhere
May 15, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I love this and will be posting it everywhere
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happy ten year anniversary to this post
April 13, 2025 at 1:09 PM
happy ten year anniversary to this post
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it’s cool that crossfit trad influencers called like “@TheHusbandWife” became conspiratorial during covid and are now giving press conferences in their unelected capacity as Chief Executive Torturer for the Department of Energy
April 12, 2025 at 7:05 PM
it’s cool that crossfit trad influencers called like “@TheHusbandWife” became conspiratorial during covid and are now giving press conferences in their unelected capacity as Chief Executive Torturer for the Department of Energy
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Colombia President Gustavo Petro says he will impose a reciprocal 50% tariffs on US goods: “I resisted torture, and I resist you”
January 26, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Colombia President Gustavo Petro says he will impose a reciprocal 50% tariffs on US goods: “I resisted torture, and I resist you”
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Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde was nearing the end of her sermon for the inaugural prayer service on Tuesday when she took a breath and looked directly at President Trump.
“I ask you to have mercy upon the people in our country who are scared now,” said Bishop Budde. nyti.ms/4jtuyHA
“I ask you to have mercy upon the people in our country who are scared now,” said Bishop Budde. nyti.ms/4jtuyHA
January 22, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde was nearing the end of her sermon for the inaugural prayer service on Tuesday when she took a breath and looked directly at President Trump.
“I ask you to have mercy upon the people in our country who are scared now,” said Bishop Budde. nyti.ms/4jtuyHA
“I ask you to have mercy upon the people in our country who are scared now,” said Bishop Budde. nyti.ms/4jtuyHA
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Earth Explodes
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January 20, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Earth Explodes
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Dressing up in my emotional support Hugo Boss uniform with my favorite Hindu good luck charm to go make some autistic throw my heart to the crowd movements in the town square. Hope no one does ableism against me
January 21, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Dressing up in my emotional support Hugo Boss uniform with my favorite Hindu good luck charm to go make some autistic throw my heart to the crowd movements in the town square. Hope no one does ableism against me
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Bill Burr putting it out there on national TV
“They talk about looters? What about the insurance companies? Free Luigi”
“They talk about looters? What about the insurance companies? Free Luigi”
January 15, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Bill Burr putting it out there on national TV
“They talk about looters? What about the insurance companies? Free Luigi”
“They talk about looters? What about the insurance companies? Free Luigi”
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Thomas, leaning forward so fast he bumps his mic and knocks it over:
no it’s so much more than that
no it’s so much more than that
January 15, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Thomas, leaning forward so fast he bumps his mic and knocks it over:
no it’s so much more than that
no it’s so much more than that
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there are two types of male groupchats. they either have a name like “BONER BOYS RES[ERECT]ED: HORNY 4 LIFE, 2 CAKED UP 2 DIE” but everyone’s just encouraging each other on breakups and to try therapy. the other will be named something like “gary chat” and filled with domestic terrorists
January 10, 2025 at 6:14 PM
there are two types of male groupchats. they either have a name like “BONER BOYS RES[ERECT]ED: HORNY 4 LIFE, 2 CAKED UP 2 DIE” but everyone’s just encouraging each other on breakups and to try therapy. the other will be named something like “gary chat” and filled with domestic terrorists
If you play a song in the car and someone skips it you are allowed to kill them, legally
January 4, 2025 at 6:14 PM
If you play a song in the car and someone skips it you are allowed to kill them, legally
You’re telling me a lamb came in these noodles?
Cumin lamb noodles from Xi'an's famous foods. The food in NYC is undefeated.
January 4, 2025 at 4:28 PM
You’re telling me a lamb came in these noodles?
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Goku could murder every guy in every Wes Anderson movie so I don't know why we're having this conversation.
December 31, 2024 at 12:49 AM
Goku could murder every guy in every Wes Anderson movie so I don't know why we're having this conversation.
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“Haha can you believe McDonalds is doing a Squid Game promo” easily yes because capital subsumes all critiques of itself and no popular TV show or piece of art will ever threaten or unsettle it
December 26, 2024 at 4:10 PM
“Haha can you believe McDonalds is doing a Squid Game promo” easily yes because capital subsumes all critiques of itself and no popular TV show or piece of art will ever threaten or unsettle it
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Once again my political enemies are smearing me by presenting evidence of my crimes
December 24, 2024 at 2:28 PM
Once again my political enemies are smearing me by presenting evidence of my crimes
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the only reason that tech was ever remotely left-coded was that in the early 2010s they consciously aligned themselves with what appeared to be the dominant political party. that meant large donations to Dems and nominal gestures toward diversity. as soon as the winds shifted they swung right.
December 1, 2024 at 2:04 AM
the only reason that tech was ever remotely left-coded was that in the early 2010s they consciously aligned themselves with what appeared to be the dominant political party. that meant large donations to Dems and nominal gestures toward diversity. as soon as the winds shifted they swung right.
Sting was so real for taking a break in the middle of Englishman in New York to dribble the fuck out of a basketball
November 28, 2024 at 3:10 PM
Sting was so real for taking a break in the middle of Englishman in New York to dribble the fuck out of a basketball
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Funny how every right winger against safe injection sites seems to love bars
November 27, 2024 at 11:31 PM
Funny how every right winger against safe injection sites seems to love bars