Everyone at work secret santa loved my limerick to my secret santa. And they said we should all write limericks next year.
December 16, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Everyone at work secret santa loved my limerick to my secret santa. And they said we should all write limericks next year.
A depression tip I recommend is playing the Austin Powers theme song as an impetus to jump out of bed and brush your teeth.....getting back your mojo and all of that.....
December 9, 2025 at 3:09 PM
A depression tip I recommend is playing the Austin Powers theme song as an impetus to jump out of bed and brush your teeth.....getting back your mojo and all of that.....
This morning at church we read from Hope in the Dark by Rebecca Solnit. And then I went rollerskating at the park and a little girl made me race her.
July 20, 2025 at 9:45 PM
This morning at church we read from Hope in the Dark by Rebecca Solnit. And then I went rollerskating at the park and a little girl made me race her.
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I texted my partner's mom a picture of a flower she likes and she made it her profile picture on goodreads.
June 30, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I texted my partner's mom a picture of a flower she likes and she made it her profile picture on goodreads.
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The biggest dividing line based on this map is that Cuomo did best in neighborhoods with the most people who have cars while Mamdani won among people who take the subway.
June 25, 2025 at 3:33 AM
The biggest dividing line based on this map is that Cuomo did best in neighborhoods with the most people who have cars while Mamdani won among people who take the subway.
Perhaps one of the only political victories I've ever lived through.... feels good to win man
June 25, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Perhaps one of the only political victories I've ever lived through.... feels good to win man
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Get absolutely bent My Main Man Andy C.
June 25, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Get absolutely bent My Main Man Andy C.
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The fact that the bus and bike lanes are “empty” is a feature, not a bug. The bike lane looks empty because cyclists move efficiently: they don’t get stuck behind other cyclists making turns and they don’t double-park at the curb to drop off passengers or stuff.
Car Harms Monday: So Dominant That You Don’t Even Notice You're Being Inconvenienced for Them - Streetsblog New York City
Our cities were not made for this onslaught.
buff.ly
June 16, 2025 at 4:16 PM
The fact that the bus and bike lanes are “empty” is a feature, not a bug. The bike lane looks empty because cyclists move efficiently: they don’t get stuck behind other cyclists making turns and they don’t double-park at the curb to drop off passengers or stuff.
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Abortion laws in England and Wales face biggest shake-up in nearly 60 years
Abortion laws in England and Wales face biggest shake-up in nearly 60 years
A vote on whether to decriminalise abortion is set to take place in parliament with rival amendments from Labour
Parliament is set to vote on whether to decriminalise abortion on Tuesday, in what would be the biggest shake-up to reproductive rights in England and Wales in almost 60 years.
Fierce battles have been fought behind the scenes, with Labour backbenchers Tonia Antoniazzi and Stella Creasy lobbying in a bid to have their rival amendments taken forward for a vote. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
June 16, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Abortion laws in England and Wales face biggest shake-up in nearly 60 years
high on weed and have to stop myself from commenting "beautiful photos." on every single post on my insta feed.
May 30, 2025 at 2:56 AM
high on weed and have to stop myself from commenting "beautiful photos." on every single post on my insta feed.
On the phone with my uncle
My uncle: I’m drinking sludge to flush my body because I’m having my bottom explored
Me: Sorry to hear about that
My uncle: Just you wait. By the time you’re my age they’ll have invented all sorts of new ways of extracting money from your anus
My uncle: I’m drinking sludge to flush my body because I’m having my bottom explored
Me: Sorry to hear about that
My uncle: Just you wait. By the time you’re my age they’ll have invented all sorts of new ways of extracting money from your anus
May 13, 2025 at 2:29 AM
On the phone with my uncle
My uncle: I’m drinking sludge to flush my body because I’m having my bottom explored
Me: Sorry to hear about that
My uncle: Just you wait. By the time you’re my age they’ll have invented all sorts of new ways of extracting money from your anus
My uncle: I’m drinking sludge to flush my body because I’m having my bottom explored
Me: Sorry to hear about that
My uncle: Just you wait. By the time you’re my age they’ll have invented all sorts of new ways of extracting money from your anus
Woke up sick. I should be able to join a zoom for trivia the same way I can for church. Oh and they should let me unmute to talk
May 1, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Woke up sick. I should be able to join a zoom for trivia the same way I can for church. Oh and they should let me unmute to talk
Thinking about making a chocolate babka from scratch. For something to do
April 16, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Thinking about making a chocolate babka from scratch. For something to do
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Some stats from 100 days in on congestion pricing:
- Complaints about car-honking are down 70%
- The Holland Tunnel has 65% fewer delays at rush hour; time to get thru it is down 48%
- 6 million fewer cars
- Half as many traffic-related injuries
- 1.5 million more visitors to BIDs year over year
- Complaints about car-honking are down 70%
- The Holland Tunnel has 65% fewer delays at rush hour; time to get thru it is down 48%
- 6 million fewer cars
- Half as many traffic-related injuries
- 1.5 million more visitors to BIDs year over year
How Well Is Congestion Pricing Doing? Very.
One hundred days in, honking is down; bus speeds are up.
www.curbed.com
April 15, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Some stats from 100 days in on congestion pricing:
- Complaints about car-honking are down 70%
- The Holland Tunnel has 65% fewer delays at rush hour; time to get thru it is down 48%
- 6 million fewer cars
- Half as many traffic-related injuries
- 1.5 million more visitors to BIDs year over year
- Complaints about car-honking are down 70%
- The Holland Tunnel has 65% fewer delays at rush hour; time to get thru it is down 48%
- 6 million fewer cars
- Half as many traffic-related injuries
- 1.5 million more visitors to BIDs year over year
Getting really into the life of Christ. Anyone heard about this guy? Seems pretty hard to twist his teachings to defend evil and greed
April 15, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Getting really into the life of Christ. Anyone heard about this guy? Seems pretty hard to twist his teachings to defend evil and greed
Imagine you get nailed to a cross to die a slow and painful death and everyone calls it Good Friday for the next two thousand years. Rude?
April 15, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Imagine you get nailed to a cross to die a slow and painful death and everyone calls it Good Friday for the next two thousand years. Rude?
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basically the way posting works is every one is a little ape in a cage. when you reply to someone's post it's like you're rattling the bars of their cage and they start hooting back
April 7, 2025 at 6:33 PM
basically the way posting works is every one is a little ape in a cage. when you reply to someone's post it's like you're rattling the bars of their cage and they start hooting back
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Nobody likes my bleets
April 4, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Nobody likes my bleets
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Yes, these mofos just voted for banks to charge us higher fees.
Senate Overturns Rule Limiting Bank Overdraft Fees to $5 (Gift Article)
Lawmakers voted to invalidate a rule adopted last year by the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau. It now moves to the House.
www.nytimes.com
March 28, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Yes, these mofos just voted for banks to charge us higher fees.
My brother: I need to get plant pots with drainage holes
Me and my dad in unison: get a ceramic drill bit and drill your own holes
Me and my dad in unison: get a ceramic drill bit and drill your own holes
March 23, 2025 at 3:15 AM
My brother: I need to get plant pots with drainage holes
Me and my dad in unison: get a ceramic drill bit and drill your own holes
Me and my dad in unison: get a ceramic drill bit and drill your own holes
Mom: the house down the street is for sale
Me: Yeah it looks ugly
Dad: You’re ugly
Me: I know. That makes me extra qualified to say when things are ugly
Dad: Good point
Me: Yeah it looks ugly
Dad: You’re ugly
Me: I know. That makes me extra qualified to say when things are ugly
Dad: Good point
March 23, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Mom: the house down the street is for sale
Me: Yeah it looks ugly
Dad: You’re ugly
Me: I know. That makes me extra qualified to say when things are ugly
Dad: Good point
Me: Yeah it looks ugly
Dad: You’re ugly
Me: I know. That makes me extra qualified to say when things are ugly
Dad: Good point
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A historic oceanfront park on San Francisco’s western edge will officially open on 4/12. The new park, the largest pedestrianization project in California history, will give residents & visitors a place to walk, bike, relax, & connect with the coast like never before.
March 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
A historic oceanfront park on San Francisco’s western edge will officially open on 4/12. The new park, the largest pedestrianization project in California history, will give residents & visitors a place to walk, bike, relax, & connect with the coast like never before.
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If you’re keeping track, this is the 3rd person killed by a driver this week in Brooklyn specifically.
Man killed in hit-and-run by truck driver in Brooklyn: NYPD
WILLIAMSBURG, Brooklyn (PIX11) — A man was hit and killed while crossing a street in Brooklyn early Saturday morning, police say. The man was crossing at the intersection of Withers Street an…
pix11.com
March 2, 2025 at 12:38 AM
If you’re keeping track, this is the 3rd person killed by a driver this week in Brooklyn specifically.