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Tucker’sLap aka Noel Goldsmith
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Shakespeare(anti-Oxfordian)/Science(evolution-yepcreation-nope)/Books/MMMS(ifunouno)/LSD/Ale/Trekker/yeah I’m ANTI-TACO AND ALL HIS LAPDOGS—every last one!
Pinned
yeah that’s how I remember all those f…ing endless classes that just said “DO THE RIGHT THING, DAMMIT”
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RIP Gil Gerard
December 17, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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curious as to how this helps the average american with the rising cost of living 🤔

#marcorubio
December 19, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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Ready to crawl over broken glass for the first federal elected official who invokes 2009 Mitch McConnell and says that their only purpose is to make Trump’s remaining term a failure
December 19, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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December 18, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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‘I’ve never been scared of saying what I think’: Janet Ellis on godlessness, grief and life beyond Blue Peter
‘I’ve never been scared of saying what I think’: Janet Ellis on godlessness, grief and life beyond Blue Peter
The broadcaster becomes president of Humanists UK in the new year. She talks about juggling TV work with single motherhood, losing her husband, and why she’d rather have specialised in acting
www.theguardian.com
December 19, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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Left: original anti-Nazi poster. Right: American liberals comparing themselves to people who risked their lives to fight the Nazis.

The text should read: "Brave people beat 'em before... we'll just ask the Nazis nicely to not be so mean."
December 19, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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🩸🩸🩸 I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget what the 34x POS convicted felon & adjudicated rapist & pedophile Trump did 🩸🩸🩸
December 18, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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🤔🥴😂
December 18, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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December 18, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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Crockett: As he stood up today in front of the American people, he sounded like a used car salesman. Like, let me just shout it out. Buy what I'm selling. Yes. This is a lemon. Yes. He is selling nothing but lemons
December 18, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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December 18, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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I don’t know who made this, but it’s spot on!!
December 18, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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👇🏽
December 18, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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December 18, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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We may find out tramp actually owned/s the human-trafficking business and Epstein worked for him! I read years ago Trump was involved in the business, but at that time, I didn’t give it much thought.
December 17, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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December 18, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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The Unbearable Weight of Massive Grinch
Honey, I Shrunk the Grinch
Raiders of the Lost Grinch
December 18, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Newt Gingrich advising Democrats to be afraid, be very afraid, is the clearest sign that they know this isn’t working.
Newt is lying.
December 18, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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the O&G industry is bad for lots of reasons but one is that they uniformly support bad people who harm citizens. I am from Texas. I know this quite well.

they also threw in with the authoritarian push very early. that's all you need to know.
December 18, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Reminder, if little girls don't need 30 dolls and Americans don't need more than a couple of pencils, then billionaires don't need multiple yachts, several multi-million dollar homes, tax breaks...
December 18, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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This book is well worth the $2.99! I found it interesting, charming, and written with genuine compassion.
My novel Lessons in Magic and Disaster is just $2.99 in all e-book formats today. (Kindle, Kobo, Nook,etc)

This is the book of my heart. It's a queer mother-daughter story about healing and forgiveness. It's got 18th century lit, riot grrls, and filthy weird magic.

us.macmillan.com/books/978125...
Lessons in Magic and Disaster
In the vein of Alice Hoffman and Charlie Jane Anders's own All the Birds in the Sky comes a novel full of love, disaster, and magic. A young witch teaches he...
us.macmillan.com
December 18, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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Trump’s primetime diatribe against immigrants is straight up unvarnished Nazi stuff
December 18, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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Trump: “One year ago, our country was dead!”

The Economist, one year ago:
December 18, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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I consider myself a fairly patient person, but I can't listen to another second of this ridiculous, wheezing idiot. I'm done. Nothing he is saying aligns with anything that is really happening in the real world.
December 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM