🔱Maltose Zaddy🍻
@troubeerdourks.bsky.social
Franconian lager fundamentalist, homebrewer w/delusions of grandeur, PNW lifer, occasional outbursts re: Seattle ⚾️ 🏒 🏈
Waiting for some headline like
MAGADANI
MAGADANI
November 21, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Waiting for some headline like
MAGADANI
MAGADANI
Stephen Miller is screaming “25 Amendment” into the phone at JD
a man is screaming while talking on a cell phone with his mouth open .
ALT: a man is screaming while talking on a cell phone with his mouth open .
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Stephen Miller is screaming “25 Amendment” into the phone at JD
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Socialism is what they called public power.
Socialism is what they called social security.
Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.
Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.
—Harry Truman, 1952
Socialism is what they called social security.
Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.
Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.
—Harry Truman, 1952
November 21, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Socialism is what they called public power.
Socialism is what they called social security.
Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.
Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.
—Harry Truman, 1952
Socialism is what they called social security.
Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.
Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.
—Harry Truman, 1952
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Dems gotta hire THESE consultants
He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 21, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Dems gotta hire THESE consultants
“Mom Donny”
Trump drooling over Mamdani in the Oval Office the same day Hakeem Jeffries voted to condemn socialism could not be funnier to me
November 21, 2025 at 9:57 PM
“Mom Donny”
President Last Person I Talked To
Q: Stefanik has called Mamdani a 'jihadist.' Do you think you're standing next to a jihadist right now?
TRUMP: No, I don't. I met with a man who's a very rational person
TRUMP: No, I don't. I met with a man who's a very rational person
November 21, 2025 at 9:53 PM
President Last Person I Talked To
Why do think I’m On Here?
November 21, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Why do think I’m On Here?
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You need to listen to this. Seriously.
Trump would happily kill everyone who didn't vote for him and every member of the press. He'd watch with joy. That fact alone is why he should never have gotten the job in the first place. But the media decided it would be better with him in charge
Trump would happily kill everyone who didn't vote for him and every member of the press. He'd watch with joy. That fact alone is why he should never have gotten the job in the first place. But the media decided it would be better with him in charge
November 21, 2025 at 7:53 PM
You need to listen to this. Seriously.
Trump would happily kill everyone who didn't vote for him and every member of the press. He'd watch with joy. That fact alone is why he should never have gotten the job in the first place. But the media decided it would be better with him in charge
Trump would happily kill everyone who didn't vote for him and every member of the press. He'd watch with joy. That fact alone is why he should never have gotten the job in the first place. But the media decided it would be better with him in charge
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This is absolutely. batshit. insane.
And one of the most beautifully terrifying things I've ever watched.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjZv...
And one of the most beautifully terrifying things I've ever watched.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjZv...
I Skied Down Mount Everest (world first, no oxygen)
YouTube video by Red Bull
www.youtube.com
November 21, 2025 at 5:17 AM
This is absolutely. batshit. insane.
And one of the most beautifully terrifying things I've ever watched.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjZv...
And one of the most beautifully terrifying things I've ever watched.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjZv...
Cal Raleigh shoulda been MVP
Man, everything is so bleak, anyone got a fun fact or little bit of trivia they want to share
November 21, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Cal Raleigh shoulda been MVP
Blows my mind that Washington, as a 🇬🇧 officer, might have fired the first shot of the 🇫🇷 and Indian War, which the 🇫🇷 lost, and which led the British to raise taxes on the colonists, whose growing resentment led to the Revolution, which Washington led in battle, won (with 🇫🇷), then became president
November 21, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Blows my mind that Washington, as a 🇬🇧 officer, might have fired the first shot of the 🇫🇷 and Indian War, which the 🇫🇷 lost, and which led the British to raise taxes on the colonists, whose growing resentment led to the Revolution, which Washington led in battle, won (with 🇫🇷), then became president
The American Revolution by Ken Burns & co illuminates just how chaotic, brutal, inspiring, and miraculous it all was. Civil war, immigration, emigration, enslavement, greed, violence, betrayal, intrigue, sacrifice, determination.
a man says " this place has everything " while holding something in his hand
ALT: a man says " this place has everything " while holding something in his hand
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 6:49 AM
The American Revolution by Ken Burns & co illuminates just how chaotic, brutal, inspiring, and miraculous it all was. Civil war, immigration, emigration, enslavement, greed, violence, betrayal, intrigue, sacrifice, determination.
Ken Burns, do the Pig War next
November 21, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Ken Burns, do the Pig War next
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I am by no means a prominent public intellectual, but my inbox is increasingly filled with messages from people who have been convinced by sycophantic chatbots that they have discovered revolutionary theories that entirely upend our scientific understanding of the universe.
November 21, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I am by no means a prominent public intellectual, but my inbox is increasingly filled with messages from people who have been convinced by sycophantic chatbots that they have discovered revolutionary theories that entirely upend our scientific understanding of the universe.
How much does a stay in jail cost? How much does an ER visit cost? How much do mental health services cost?
What is the cost of accepting inhumanity?
What is the cost of accepting inhumanity?
EVERY SINGLE
CASH PROGRAM
LIKE THIS
WORKS
CASH PROGRAM
LIKE THIS
WORKS
An Oregon pilot program giving cash to homeless youths sees a staggering reduction in homelessness. The program gave participants $1,000 cash payments each month for two years, and at the end of the project's first phase, 91% of participants reported being in stable housing.
November 21, 2025 at 6:12 AM
How much does a stay in jail cost? How much does an ER visit cost? How much do mental health services cost?
What is the cost of accepting inhumanity?
What is the cost of accepting inhumanity?
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Rep. Jasmine Crockett (D-Texas) says someone showed up to her D.C. office today and made white supremacist threats. Capitol Police had to intervene.
This was hours after Trump said Democrats in Congress should be executed.
"When leaders promote hate, hate shows up."
This was hours after Trump said Democrats in Congress should be executed.
"When leaders promote hate, hate shows up."
November 21, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Rep. Jasmine Crockett (D-Texas) says someone showed up to her D.C. office today and made white supremacist threats. Capitol Police had to intervene.
This was hours after Trump said Democrats in Congress should be executed.
"When leaders promote hate, hate shows up."
This was hours after Trump said Democrats in Congress should be executed.
"When leaders promote hate, hate shows up."
lol
LMAO even
LMAO even
November 21, 2025 at 2:35 AM
lol
LMAO even
LMAO even
Actually, in college they called me Davis Gills cuz I’m a shark bro
a person in a shark costume is standing on a beach near the water .
ALT: a person in a shark costume is standing on a beach near the water .
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Actually, in college they called me Davis Gills cuz I’m a shark bro
Touchdown Red Bulls or whatever
November 21, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Touchdown Red Bulls or whatever
If you’re in line to follow an illegal order, get out of line
November 21, 2025 at 2:20 AM
If you’re in line to follow an illegal order, get out of line
The Bills D holds the State College Red Devils out of the end zone!
November 21, 2025 at 1:40 AM
The Bills D holds the State College Red Devils out of the end zone!
Help People Out, says the administration of child rapists, health insurance cost exploders, constitution destroyers, and masked secret police terror perpetrators
Trump's Transportation Secretary on how to improve air travel:
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 20, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Help People Out, says the administration of child rapists, health insurance cost exploders, constitution destroyers, and masked secret police terror perpetrators
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"We don't deserve the trust of the nation if we're unclear about the divisiveness of swastikas" - an anonymous CG official, in the article.
A truly disgusting move from the CG, but not unexpected with the direction things have been moving since they removed ADM Fagan.
Do better, Coast Guard.
A truly disgusting move from the CG, but not unexpected with the direction things have been moving since they removed ADM Fagan.
Do better, Coast Guard.
Exclusive: The U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify the swastika, nooses and the Confederate flag as hate symbols.
The military service drafted a new policy that classifies them as “potentially divisive.”
The military service drafted a new policy that classifies them as “potentially divisive.”
U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify swastikas, nooses as hate symbols
The military service, which falls under the Department of Homeland Security, has drafted a new policy that classifies such items “potentially divisive.”
www.washingtonpost.com
November 20, 2025 at 6:45 PM
"We don't deserve the trust of the nation if we're unclear about the divisiveness of swastikas" - an anonymous CG official, in the article.
A truly disgusting move from the CG, but not unexpected with the direction things have been moving since they removed ADM Fagan.
Do better, Coast Guard.
A truly disgusting move from the CG, but not unexpected with the direction things have been moving since they removed ADM Fagan.
Do better, Coast Guard.