Trobsmonkey
@trobs.bsky.social
He/him
IT security. AI is garbage
Twitch partner. Musician. Learning every day.
IT security. AI is garbage
Twitch partner. Musician. Learning every day.
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Trobsmonkey
@trobs.bsky.social
· Jul 25
Pedro Pascal oozes positive masculinity and it offends them. They can't imagine being a man and not being terrible.
I just watched twilight for the first time ever.
What the fuck
What the fuck
November 23, 2025 at 8:51 AM
I just watched twilight for the first time ever.
What the fuck
What the fuck
God I love music. Let's dance forever
November 23, 2025 at 6:08 AM
God I love music. Let's dance forever
I have no idea how to present my new songs. I should figure that out
November 21, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I have no idea how to present my new songs. I should figure that out
I have one meeting for the next 12 days.
November 20, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I have one meeting for the next 12 days.
My suburb has a six lane road that crosses most of the metro.
The mere suggestion of a bus/bike lane sends people into a frothing frenzy of rage. Which is neat since I don't own a car and it's fun to hear people's real thoughts about it.
Until I tell them I don't own a car.
The mere suggestion of a bus/bike lane sends people into a frothing frenzy of rage. Which is neat since I don't own a car and it's fun to hear people's real thoughts about it.
Until I tell them I don't own a car.
my hot take as a full-time pedestrian and transit rider is that i want cities to do the absolute maximum amount to provide cyclists with safe and protected bike lanes everywhere so that i don't have to feel the least bit bad for kicking one off the sidewalk into the street
And before you say anything about Just Do More Public Transit, make your neighbors less fucking neurotic about funding and designing roads for public transit
Replace bike lane flex posts with bollards!
Replace bike lane flex posts with bollards!
November 20, 2025 at 3:53 PM
My suburb has a six lane road that crosses most of the metro.
The mere suggestion of a bus/bike lane sends people into a frothing frenzy of rage. Which is neat since I don't own a car and it's fun to hear people's real thoughts about it.
Until I tell them I don't own a car.
The mere suggestion of a bus/bike lane sends people into a frothing frenzy of rage. Which is neat since I don't own a car and it's fun to hear people's real thoughts about it.
Until I tell them I don't own a car.
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Every few years I feel compelled to post about the best hotel hack ever, because every time I post about it, it turns out to be new to lots of folks …
November 20, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Every few years I feel compelled to post about the best hotel hack ever, because every time I post about it, it turns out to be new to lots of folks …
Broke my glasses last night waking face first into a wall.
November 19, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Broke my glasses last night waking face first into a wall.
Leave twitter. Never go back.
It isn't worth being there
It isn't worth being there
I quit the former Twitter two years ago this week, and I am here to tell you that my online life got a lot better for having left it. In two years I've not been tempted to go back, and I haven't felt any penalty in either career or community for not being there. It's nice to be here and not there.
November 19, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Leave twitter. Never go back.
It isn't worth being there
It isn't worth being there
Fever and I just watched like 55% of the first twilight movie.
I can only say
What the absolute fuck
I can only say
What the absolute fuck
November 19, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Fever and I just watched like 55% of the first twilight movie.
I can only say
What the absolute fuck
I can only say
What the absolute fuck
I'm at the gym so I can go to portillios after and eat 1700 calories
November 18, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I'm at the gym so I can go to portillios after and eat 1700 calories
My realtor gifted us a ring when we bought our place. It sits, unused, in my laundry room
There are blocks I won't go jogging down because it's just a wall of Ring cameras right up against the street with no setback and I do not need everyone and their grandmother recording me struggling at sunrise.
www.theverge.com/podcast/8220...
www.theverge.com/podcast/8220...
November 17, 2025 at 5:42 PM
My realtor gifted us a ring when we bought our place. It sits, unused, in my laundry room
Sharing a song and getting immediate positive feedback
Oh yeah. That's the stuff.
Oh yeah. That's the stuff.
November 17, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Sharing a song and getting immediate positive feedback
Oh yeah. That's the stuff.
Oh yeah. That's the stuff.
Song is 90%
One vocal pass to reduce some gain.
And a master.
Nothing major. Music out this week I swear to whatever God wants to endorse me
One vocal pass to reduce some gain.
And a master.
Nothing major. Music out this week I swear to whatever God wants to endorse me
November 17, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Song is 90%
One vocal pass to reduce some gain.
And a master.
Nothing major. Music out this week I swear to whatever God wants to endorse me
One vocal pass to reduce some gain.
And a master.
Nothing major. Music out this week I swear to whatever God wants to endorse me
Looking in the mirror and going; damn, I'm hot.
November 17, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Looking in the mirror and going; damn, I'm hot.
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i don't know who needs to hear this but no one should believe anything MTG says
November 15, 2025 at 8:37 PM
i don't know who needs to hear this but no one should believe anything MTG says
Turns out, I cannot master a song while drunk.
Noted.
Noted.
November 16, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Turns out, I cannot master a song while drunk.
Noted.
Noted.
Cracked a beer to celebrate this project being done.
Stopping drinking was easy. It's way more fun to drink to celebrate things though.
Stopping drinking was easy. It's way more fun to drink to celebrate things though.
November 16, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Cracked a beer to celebrate this project being done.
Stopping drinking was easy. It's way more fun to drink to celebrate things though.
Stopping drinking was easy. It's way more fun to drink to celebrate things though.
Crypto and sports betting are a cancer. A ravenous, malignant cancer.
i think online gambling is a cancer that is spreading throughout our society, it was a horrible mistake to de-regulate it, and we desperately need to crack down on it again
i can’t talk about sports gambling anymore without sounding like a crank but i do believe legalized sports gambling is like 15-20% responsible for our current dystopia
November 16, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Crypto and sports betting are a cancer. A ravenous, malignant cancer.
I'm having fun on political blusky today.
November 15, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I'm having fun on political blusky today.
Tarkov PVE reset and launch.
If I have any friends playing who want to raid sometime hit me up.
If I have any friends playing who want to raid sometime hit me up.
November 15, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Tarkov PVE reset and launch.
If I have any friends playing who want to raid sometime hit me up.
If I have any friends playing who want to raid sometime hit me up.
I'm the forty man raid lead.
You will have fun
You will have fun
Running around with 4 party members is normal. That's a close knit group chat. That's a squad. Running around with 7 is a job. That's a teams meeting
November 15, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I'm the forty man raid lead.
You will have fun
You will have fun
No dancing tonight. Instead it's music and soup.
Ground beef, caramelized onions, celery, carrot, broth, seasoning.
Ground beef, caramelized onions, celery, carrot, broth, seasoning.
November 15, 2025 at 3:53 AM
No dancing tonight. Instead it's music and soup.
Ground beef, caramelized onions, celery, carrot, broth, seasoning.
Ground beef, caramelized onions, celery, carrot, broth, seasoning.
SUVs and Trucks should be banned. They are wildly inefficient vehicles that are shitty for daily driving.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 3:34 PM
SUVs and Trucks should be banned. They are wildly inefficient vehicles that are shitty for daily driving.
Song is mixed. I need to do a couple of small vocal parts.
I'm genuinely impressed with myself. This sounds great.
One more song to do.
I'm genuinely impressed with myself. This sounds great.
One more song to do.
November 14, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Song is mixed. I need to do a couple of small vocal parts.
I'm genuinely impressed with myself. This sounds great.
One more song to do.
I'm genuinely impressed with myself. This sounds great.
One more song to do.