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Deltarune tomorrow
June 4, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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April 3, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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when I worked for the government this was actually a serious problem: we had over a million files that could only be opened on windows 98, scattered randomly across 50 million weather records from the last couple hundred years
Archive Request xkcd.com/3052
February 18, 2025 at 6:13 PM
December 13, 2024 at 5:45 AM
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11yo’s class had their final D.A.R.E lesson today. Apparently the cops promised ice cream to the class with the most kids wearing D.A.R.E shirts - my kid’s class - and then they just… didn’t give out any ice cream. So thanks, D.A.R.E, for teaching my kid the most vital lesson of all: that cops lie.
December 13, 2024 at 3:12 AM
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rebrand. do not worry about it.
December 10, 2024 at 12:43 PM
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this absolutely breaks my heart
December 10, 2024 at 5:54 AM
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Old heads always tell me "you'll grow out of these things" old niggas never had pokemon tho
December 9, 2024 at 1:57 AM
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December 9, 2024 at 5:13 PM
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December 4, 2024 at 5:41 PM
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December 8, 2024 at 8:33 AM
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SPOILER ALERT I already got the best present under my tree. 🎄
December 9, 2024 at 1:11 AM
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Wild that Mega Drive Megatron's alt mode sega tape accessory is getting its own toy
December 8, 2024 at 3:21 PM
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December 8, 2024 at 4:08 PM
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Soggy Uni :3
December 7, 2024 at 1:38 PM
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there is no phrase in the english language more universally powerful than "she's my boyfriend"
December 7, 2024 at 1:51 PM
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Thought of this as soon as I heard Statler and Waldorf would be showing up at this year's Game Awards.

#TheGameAwards #GameAwards #TheMuppets #Art #Fanart #Comic #Muppetart #StatlerandWaldorf
December 7, 2024 at 9:06 PM
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this paragraph caught my eye. apparently if you've publicly complained about your insurance they might have you on a person of interest list
December 8, 2024 at 12:03 AM
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Pure Bliss 🐺

#Wolf #Wolves #Animals
December 8, 2024 at 6:18 AM
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December 8, 2024 at 1:28 AM
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a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,
December 8, 2024 at 1:32 AM
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the three genders
December 6, 2024 at 9:04 PM