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Kieran 🦘🇨🇦
@hellbendermuseum.bsky.social
Australian sculptor and biological model maker based in Vancouver BC. He/him. Anti AI/NFT
Sincere, but not serious.

https://linktr.ee/HellbenderMuseum
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New pinned, since I can do that now. Hello! I'm Kieran and I am a biological sculptor, mostly making work for zoos, museums and aquariums!
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Sign ups are on Nov 17! Weekly course with me, starting early next year underpaintacademy.com/product/inno...
November 10, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Apparently depicting me as a goblin isn't enough for Evil Ian
Set off a civil war in a discord where nearly everyone is a mod by renaming someone to Gunt and watched as they all blamed each other.

It's the little things #livelaughlove
November 10, 2025 at 3:59 PM
By the way it's happened TWICE (art by @rusalkai.bsky.social)
November 5, 2025 at 12:29 PM
This is me if you even care. I couldn't even argue back because I had already been depicted as a goblin (checkmate)
no context Goblin
November 5, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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Big ol' Warhammer (fanart!) poster I did for the Apothecarion charity event. This was a massive undertaking for mw, it's the most complex thing I've ever done and the first piece of (semi) personal art I've completed in about 10 years.
October 29, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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Quickie little guide to T. rex faces. I feel like I've gotten into the habit of only sharing big final works but let me know if you'd like me to post more of my little sketches.
October 28, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Lizarb 🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎
August 18, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Lol they're calling a Ronald Reagan speech 'Canadian propaganda' now
October 26, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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Hiii, it’s my birthday and, as they say, the best gift you could give me is sharing my art!! Thank u 💛
October 24, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Why are washing machine timers never accurate? Surely we have the technology
October 11, 2025 at 9:21 PM
And I go to the park in the evening and...
September 20, 2025 at 1:30 AM
More effective morning wake-up system than coffee (was trying to take out the trash)
September 19, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Chunky 🪇🐍
September 1, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Visited the capital earlier this year
August 30, 2025 at 12:48 PM
If any of you had actually paid attention at Sunday school would KNOW that it is the feast of St Watto. A lot of people telling on themselves publicly rn smh
August 29, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Watto n earth is happening
August 29, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Would love a phone with a physical 'do not disturb' switch. So much UI friction getting to the option in android now, which feels intentional
August 28, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I don't even want tabs or autosave on notepad. I want a blank slate I can open quickly when I'm on the phone to the government and don't have a pen handy
Look what they did to Notepad. Shut the fuck up. This is Notepad. You are not welcome here. Oh yeah "Let me use Copilot for Notepad". "I'm going to sign into my account for Notepad". What the fuck are you talking about. It's Notepad.
August 27, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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The salt water air weathers your metal shell. You wish you were breathing it in rather than a stale, filtered version of it. Wish you could see the sky in all its brilliant nuance rather than through pared down eyes made for killing.
August 23, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Lizarb 🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎
August 18, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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The Yellow Wallpaper
August 7, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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Part of a bigger piece Im working on for a Warhammer charity event! Sister Hospitaller Hildegard of Eibingen.
August 4, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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Cave lion turnaround
August 2, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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You’ll all have seen the many announcements and PR pieces from #ColossalBiosciences. There are reasons to be concerned about the general message promoted by CB, one being that it is seen >by some< (US politicians in particular) as meaning that we can devalue conservation. A 🧵 1/n
August 1, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Feet pics
July 31, 2025 at 6:46 PM