Jesse
towzone.bsky.social
Jesse
@towzone.bsky.social
A Chicago (Nate) Longshoreman
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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Just an insane cultural patrimony that he gifted us. And don't forget his finest role, Jordan Belfort's Long Island dad www.youtube.com/watch?v=VO4X...
December 15, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Before they balled out
December 12, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I am once again stunned that the Boise PA plays the horse sample used in “frontier psychiatrist” as its first down sound
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Lake effect snow can’t stop my annual thanksgiving tradition of sneaking off to Sheetz for a snack to ensure I won’t over-rely on dessert
November 27, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Me reporting a the many scofflaws I’ve photographed over the years so that it doesn’t function *solely* as an ICE tip line
October 22, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Invoking the Walter Sobchak principle on this one
Someone who used to work with Katie Porter sent me this clip from a train wreck interview with her and said “now imagine what she’s like when there aren’t cameras around.”
October 9, 2025 at 1:13 PM
My mom found this while going through my dad’s things. Thankfully the CFB fandom lasted longer than my cartoonist phase
October 2, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Chotiner vs. Reston, who ya got?
September 25, 2025 at 2:53 AM
George Costanza would never let this happen
September 11, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Why’d the art director make Glazer and Phelps look like leaders of breakaway states in the Caucasus?
Michael Phelps and Jay Glazer met 13 years ago, when Phelps was still chasing gold medals in the swimming pool.

But they reconnected in 2022, bonded by a shared history with anxiety and depression. In time, their support system has grown.

http://dlvr.it/TMhlBc
August 26, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Jose Ramirez wouldn’t be the hitter he is today without tender and timely guidance from 43-year-old Jason Giambi and his golden rally thong
I am not just posting this because Mark Canha got DFA'ed but I feel like sports teams should get to have an Unc Slot on the roster. Like how the Knicks carried PJ Tucker down the stretch to be a soothing but hardcore older presence, or the last eight years of Udonis Haslem's career.
August 19, 2025 at 4:15 AM
25 or 26 depending on how generous I am towards a weekend in Buckhead
How many y’all have visited? I’m up to 14
July 31, 2025 at 1:03 AM
PBS news hour just did a debate segment (by PBS standards) on whether JD Vance is doing anything of note. @jamellebouie.net has ‘em shook
July 28, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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Hulk Hogan ratted out other wrestlers attempting to unionize to save his own position and paycheck above anyone else's & gladly accepted funding from Peter Thiel for his Gawker court case that paved frequently abused legal precedents for the rich to shut down any media outlets that embarrass them.
July 24, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Trump’s going to have Hulk Hogan lay in state at the Capitol rotunda
July 24, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Trump’s going to have Hulk Hogan lay in state at the Capitol rotunda and it’ll be awesome
July 24, 2025 at 4:08 PM
This hellscape challenges every YIMBY and Abundance-friendly fiber in my being, and it’s only gotten worse
July 24, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Nothing more humiliating than emailing your building’s listserv with a silly request. “Hey everybody please check your mail to see if you received a letter I’m expecting”

that was all I had to say and it still came out weird
May 29, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Dreading that I probably need to cut down on hot dogs
tomorrow's fullcast release is a live show recording so i'm gonna ask @edsbs.bsky.social the question i would have asked him to derail the show today on here instead

Spencer, what percentage of the hot dogs you will eat in your entire life do you think you have already eaten
May 28, 2025 at 2:12 AM
All signs pointing to another White Boy Summer
PCA is 4-for-5 today with 6 RBIs.

Cubs lead White Sox 10-3 heading to the 8th.
Pete Crow-Armstrong's 12th home run of the season -- a 3-run homer -- puts the Cubs up 5-2 on the White Sox.

The Cubs have scored 5 runs in the 2nd inning off Shane Smith.
May 17, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Just learned that the Mariners and Padres are formally playing for the Vedder Cup this season. Knowing MLB’s self-promotion issues I wonder whether they informed @stevengodfrey.bsky.social
May 17, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Shefter: “Deion Sanders considers Bill Musgrave one of his guys”

As a Cal fan, lmao
April 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
My wife’s gradual reaction to @edsbs.bsky.social’s 1st round pick:
“Oh is he going to pick the crab salad? That was good”
“Of course @hollyanderson.bsky.social never saw him eat it, Subway is shame food!”
April 25, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Don’t get worked into a shoot over Bukele’s posturing. The “world’s coolest dictator” just caved to a no-name Dem senator like a little bitch
April 18, 2025 at 2:57 AM