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Tori
@torisaur.bsky.social
Collector of hobbies; voracious reader; nature lover
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News is awful
Post a dogzilla
June 26, 2025 at 2:15 AM
@woconnor.bsky.social and I have been reminiscing about our student days in Guelph, living in a gross-but-affordable apt down the street from a vegetarian restaurant called The Cornerstone, so I recreated (successfully! w/o recipe! 🙌) our favorite meal from there: antojitos and a tempeh Reuben 🤤
June 21, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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28 May is the Feast of Anuk-Who-Raced-The-Sun, a hummingbird folk hero who flew so fast for five days and nights that the sun never set on her back. Depicted as a hummingbird haloed with the sun, sometimes hovering above a vanquished, bleeding crescent moon.
She is the patron of those with jet-lag.
May 28, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I love these so much
Four shrines to gods that probably don't exist - DIY, Soup, Gardening and Potatoes. There are currently 14 in this series with more incoming.

www.martintomsky.com/shop?categor...

#art #pantheon #woodworking
May 19, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Nothing has ever been more relatable 🫠
I read too much news today. I'm stopping work early to take drugs and scream into a pillow. Good night.
April 30, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Savage 😂
Poilievre continues streak of achieving nothing #CanadaVotes #cdnpoli
April 29, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Experiments with scoring techniques: tried for a pretty 🌾 on the left side of the left loaf. @woconnor.bsky.social has (appropriately) named the right one "Bowser loaf" 🐢 Interesting to see the difference in how they rose in the oven!
April 26, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I've been on 'staycation' this week, and it's been an odd mix of absolute sloth mode interspersed with inexplicable bursts of wild productivity
April 20, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Hello friends, I'm still here, still attempting to bake away the existential dread! I haven't bought bread in months👌

#VictoriaBC folks might recognize this week's bake as an attempt at Discovery Coffee egg buns. They turned out shockingly well, given that I was mostly winging it 😋
April 19, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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"I don't want a Disney vacation of our history! I don't a whitewashed history, I don't want a homogenized history. Tell me the wretched truth about America, because that speaks to our greatness" -- 20 hours into his speech, Cory Booker is spitting absolute 🔥
April 1, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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I love these guys. They've just opened up. They look like they are facing into a hurricane going 'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH"
March 20, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I ran out of whole wheat flour a bit short of what I needed for my bake this week, so I topped up with rye flour (only about 120g) and it's the most flavourful bread I've made yet 🤓 Also a lady scurried after me in the grocery store to say she likes my pink hair 🩷 Solid day all around, really
March 22, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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21 March is the Feast Day of Saint Dwight, patron of unpleasant growths. He attained sainthood when he developed a boil in the shape of Our Lord. His representations are unfortunate and his worshippers are thankfully few.
March 21, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Ollie got a new ball, but don't be fooled; I might lose a finger if I try to take it and throw it 😅
March 16, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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If Meta hadn't thrown a tantrum, I wouldn't know about this book - and now you get to know about it too!
Careless People and Barbra Streisand | Smart Bitches, Trashy Books Amazon iconAudible iconAutographed iconBook Bub iconBooksprout iconBuy Me a Coffee iconEmail iconFacebook iconGoodreads i...
Smart Bitches, Trashy Books
smartbitchestrashybooks.com
March 14, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Happy #PiDay to all who celebrate! 🤓🥧
March 14, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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WOW
BREAKING: Hundreds of Jews and allies have taken over Trump Tower chanting “We want justice, you say how. Bring Mahmoud home now!” and “Fight Nazis, not students.”

The civil disobedience is spawned by the ICE arrest of Palestinian student Mahmoud Khalil.
March 13, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Come on down to the White House Tesla Auto Mall!
March 12, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Restrained myself and just restocked on a couple of staples this week, despite the unusually high concentration of #ExistentialDread

H/t to my sourdough starter, Gladys, for the fabulous loaves. My little jar of primordial goo is all grown up!

#sourdough #homebaker #bread #loafsky
March 3, 2025 at 2:13 AM
🌅 Early morning tea in bed with purring fur-baby ❤️ Sometimes the little things make the big things seem less scary

#catsofbluesky #catsky #petsofbluesky #itsthelittlethings
March 1, 2025 at 3:00 PM
My friends... There is a lot of existential dread to bake away this weekend 🥴
March 1, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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It’s never “glassy” on the Salish Sea but this is about as calm as it gets.

Feels like spring is coming. It’s lovely.

Your moment of Zen.
February 27, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Here's my ridiculous dog for anyone who needs some eye-bleach today 🥹

📸 @woconnor.bsky.social

#DogSky #PetSky #blep
February 20, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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True story: a few years ago, I was being interviewed by a reporter for the New York Times. I mentioned the history of eviction statutes and how they tied into Jim Crow.

The reporter asked "what's Jim Crow?"

When I explained, the reporter didn't believe me and said the US wouldn't do that.
February 18, 2025 at 5:32 PM
This week in #BakeAwayTheExistentialDread - English muffins and a seedy whole wheat sandwich loaf. Also: introducing Gladys, my baby sourdough starter. She's not quite ready to kill and eat, but she's getting more active every day 🦠

#breadsky #baking #homebaker
February 17, 2025 at 12:22 AM