tomthedog
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Whenever some sanctimonious Dem announces that America needs a functioning Republican Party, I always think “I’d settle for a functioning Democratic Party.”
November 10, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Whenever some sanctimonious Dem announces that America needs a functioning Republican Party, I always think “I’d settle for a functioning Democratic Party.”
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
November 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
Since 2010 or so I don't find a lot of new (to me) music that I like. Maybe one act per year. So I'm glad to say there are two bands that fit the bill for 2025 (coming in just under the wire!), both named "The" and a second word that starts with B and has an E, an H, and an S. First, The Beaches:
The Beaches - Blame Brett
YouTube video by TheBeachesVEVO
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November 9, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Since 2010 or so I don't find a lot of new (to me) music that I like. Maybe one act per year. So I'm glad to say there are two bands that fit the bill for 2025 (coming in just under the wire!), both named "The" and a second word that starts with B and has an E, an H, and an S. First, The Beaches:
There should be an enforceable contract to sign when someone threatens to leave the city/state/country if an election doesn't go how they want. Sure, the left would lose Alec Baldwin, but... I thought I'd have a reason why that's bad by the end of this sentence but nope
November 8, 2025 at 4:11 AM
There should be an enforceable contract to sign when someone threatens to leave the city/state/country if an election doesn't go how they want. Sure, the left would lose Alec Baldwin, but... I thought I'd have a reason why that's bad by the end of this sentence but nope
Man, I've killed 600,000 people too, where's my trillion dollars
November 8, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Man, I've killed 600,000 people too, where's my trillion dollars
So is this gonna be pay-per-view or what
November 7, 2025 at 2:34 AM
So is this gonna be pay-per-view or what
RECENT READING
Raymond Kennedy's RIDE A COCKHORSE. A charismatic but literally insane con artist seizes power and wreaks havoc. But this version is funny! (Mostly.) A loan officer who snaps and becomes a tyrant, the main character is a role Kathleen Turner could have won an Oscar for. Dark but fun
Raymond Kennedy's RIDE A COCKHORSE. A charismatic but literally insane con artist seizes power and wreaks havoc. But this version is funny! (Mostly.) A loan officer who snaps and becomes a tyrant, the main character is a role Kathleen Turner could have won an Oscar for. Dark but fun
November 6, 2025 at 5:34 AM
RECENT READING
Raymond Kennedy's RIDE A COCKHORSE. A charismatic but literally insane con artist seizes power and wreaks havoc. But this version is funny! (Mostly.) A loan officer who snaps and becomes a tyrant, the main character is a role Kathleen Turner could have won an Oscar for. Dark but fun
Raymond Kennedy's RIDE A COCKHORSE. A charismatic but literally insane con artist seizes power and wreaks havoc. But this version is funny! (Mostly.) A loan officer who snaps and becomes a tyrant, the main character is a role Kathleen Turner could have won an Oscar for. Dark but fun
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[P] Found a higher-quality photo; IT *IS* TAPED UP SHEETS OF PAPER!
November 5, 2025 at 7:22 PM
[P] Found a higher-quality photo; IT *IS* TAPED UP SHEETS OF PAPER!
Same font a country club uses to direct you to the Day Spa
November 5, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Same font a country club uses to direct you to the Day Spa
The funniest thing about the voting last night was how literally the very second the polls closed in California every outlet immediately called it for Prop 50 passing. That was satisfying to watch, screw you Texas
November 5, 2025 at 3:46 PM
The funniest thing about the voting last night was how literally the very second the polls closed in California every outlet immediately called it for Prop 50 passing. That was satisfying to watch, screw you Texas
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BREAKING: California voters approve a new House map designed to help Democrats net 5 seats next year, NBC News projects, countering Republican redistricting in other states.
California voters approve Democratic-drawn congressional map as national redistricting battle spreads
NBC News projects that a ballot measure has passed allowing California Democrats to bypass an independent redistricting commission and counter GOP efforts around the country.
nbcnews.to
November 5, 2025 at 4:02 AM
BREAKING: California voters approve a new House map designed to help Democrats net 5 seats next year, NBC News projects, countering Republican redistricting in other states.
Overwhelmingly good election news so far, just waiting on CA's Prop 50 vote now
November 5, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Overwhelmingly good election news so far, just waiting on CA's Prop 50 vote now
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BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani wins the New York City mayoral race, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/4nIzNUC
November 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani wins the New York City mayoral race, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/4nIzNUC
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Gentlemen: thank you for your service.
I support everyone giving vast sums of money to Andrew Cuomo. It’s the “lighting a million quid on fire” art piece but this time performed by the worst people in the world.
November 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Gentlemen: thank you for your service.
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This account will be equal parts hopeful and gloating for the rest of the evening. To that end: Pour one out for the pile of NYC billionaire money that was utterly incinerated tonight!
November 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
This account will be equal parts hopeful and gloating for the rest of the evening. To that end: Pour one out for the pile of NYC billionaire money that was utterly incinerated tonight!
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Normal People Don’t Want This Shit is running away with the vote tonight
November 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Normal People Don’t Want This Shit is running away with the vote tonight
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Fuck you, Cuomo. Fuck you all the way down to the marrow.
November 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Fuck you, Cuomo. Fuck you all the way down to the marrow.
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I expect to see Schumer's resignation letter on my desk in the morning.
November 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I expect to see Schumer's resignation letter on my desk in the morning.
Welp, that's a good start.
November 4, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Welp, that's a good start.
Hey, thanks for providing me with this handy block list, starting with you
November 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Hey, thanks for providing me with this handy block list, starting with you
What the hell?? This Papa John's ad mimics Cyrus from THE WARRIORS. I mean, that doesn't seem like a reference that normal people would get. CAN YOU DIG IT
50% Off Regular Menu Price Pizzas - Carryout Only!
YouTube video by Papa Johns
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November 3, 2025 at 8:49 PM
What the hell?? This Papa John's ad mimics Cyrus from THE WARRIORS. I mean, that doesn't seem like a reference that normal people would get. CAN YOU DIG IT
Out-of-context comix (CLEOPATRA IN SPACE, BOOK 6: QUEEN OF THE NILE, by @mikemaihack.com )
November 3, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Out-of-context comix (CLEOPATRA IN SPACE, BOOK 6: QUEEN OF THE NILE, by @mikemaihack.com )
Oedipus killed his father and fucked his mother and I am voting for him.
That's how bad things are in Ancient Greece.
That's how bad things are in Ancient Greece.
October 31, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Oedipus killed his father and fucked his mother and I am voting for him.
That's how bad things are in Ancient Greece.
That's how bad things are in Ancient Greece.
I seriously thought this was an Onion article. Man it's not even 8:30 in the morning, don't make me post "It's a Fuck You Friday" already
“At the same time, more than half of Gen Z members say they are struggling to make ends meet, yet a majority buy themselves a small treat, such as a pastry, coffee, or sweet, at least once a week. That can lead to overspending…”
archive.ph/2TI8J
archive.ph/2TI8J
October 31, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I seriously thought this was an Onion article. Man it's not even 8:30 in the morning, don't make me post "It's a Fuck You Friday" already
My favorite Paul Thomas Anderson movie
HAIM - Now I'm In It
YouTube video by HaimVEVO
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October 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
My favorite Paul Thomas Anderson movie