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GM: Charisma check.

Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]

GM: that’s a d6 how did you

Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
February 7, 2026 at 5:01 AM
I've fucking seen CELEBRITY and somehow I've still never seen HANNAH, that's a double my bad
February 7, 2026 at 4:58 PM
RECENT READING

Cormac McCarthy, BLOOD MERIDIAN. Man is violent. Nature is violent. The earth is violent. God is violent. There are more words to describe the desert than you ever would have guessed. The desert is violent. Punctuation is optional
February 7, 2026 at 4:49 PM
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Stay out of trouble.
February 7, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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I wish MAGA would shut the fuck up about Bad Bunny so I can stop pretending I give a shit about Bad Bunny
October 3, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Most of this is right, but Sleep #8 will be out on March 4th! (because it turned out to be 40 pages!) (but still $3.99!)
Repost w tags! My variant cover for SLEEP #8 by Zander Cannon @zandercannon.bsky.social out February 18! So proud to work with him again.

In the Twin Cities, Zander is protecting his neighbors from ICE kidnapping patrols. Full interview at The Comics Beat @comicsbeat.bsky.social: is.gd/ypoeaj
February 6, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Nebraska sees kids forced into working in order to help their parents who already have two jobs each keep their families with a roof over their heads and asks, "How do we make this worse?"
Legislature passes minimum wage decrease for teen workers
The Nebraska Legislature voted final approval Thursday of a bill lowering the minimum wage employers must pay some teen workers.
nebraskapublicmedia.org
February 6, 2026 at 6:08 PM
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Shit.
February 5, 2026 at 4:30 PM
I really thought Seinfeld's name would have been found by now
Jerry Seinfeld, in front of the President of the United States during the Gershwin Prize, calling out Paul McCartney for the lyrics, "She was just 17, you know what I mean." Jerry Seinfeld felt no shame for making this joke. JERRY SEINFELD

m.youtube.com/watch?v=SzpV...
February 5, 2026 at 4:33 AM
February 5, 2026 at 2:55 AM
HERE'S HOW YOU DO COMICS BAYBEEE

I am REALLY psyched for this. More Evan Dorkin goodness than you can shake a stick at! A really big stick! It's even got Fight Man!*

*It doesn't have Fight Man
A 648 page brick landed on my doorstep today. Get yours April 28th.
@darkhorse.com
February 5, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Just because a thing can be done, it does not necessarily mean it should be done.
If you aren't super plugged into the comics world, you might have missed this, but: Erik Larsen's SAVAGE DRAGON, which has been published consistently since the 90s, is now regularly featuring characters who just hit the public domain. The latest issue has both Popeye and Mickey Mouse.
February 5, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Do parentheticals count? Billy Joel, "Miami 2017 (Seen the Lights Go Out on Broadway)"
Deleted a post about “what’s your least favorite song” because the vibes are bad enough already.

Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?

Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
February 4, 2026 at 5:56 AM
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"Abolish the Police and then what?" while infantile and often asked in bad faith, is at least, on some levels, a real question

"Ablish ICE and then what?" Is not a real question. Clearly if ICE didn't exist tomorrow society would just objectively be more peaceful and would not in any way fall apart
February 4, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Flu hospitalized with Mitch McConnell-like symptoms
Sen. Mitch McConnell checked himself into a local hospital “in an abundance of caution” after experiencing “flu-like symptoms,” a spokesperson said
McConnell hospitalized
Live updates and analysis from POLITICO’s Congress team.
www.politico.com
February 4, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Part 1 only I hope
February 3, 2026 at 10:38 PM
RECENT READING
Kris Bertin, Alexander Forbes, HOBTOWN VOL 2: THE CURSED HERMIT. Another fantastically creepy case for the Jr Detective Club, who inhabit a deeply well-imagined environment, both physically and historically. Great cast, great story. I can not WAIT to use "You're a couple of shut ups!"
February 3, 2026 at 4:11 AM
The author I was referring to is @hobtown.bsky.social Kris Bertin, 1st pic shows one of his books in my Currently Borrowed, 2nd pic shows what happens when you click on Kris Bertin's name on a book, I will remind you, is Currently Borrowed
February 3, 2026 at 3:02 AM
I regret to inform you: a thing you remember happened more time ago than you might at first guess. If that thing happened now it would be the same increment of time away from another thing as the original thing was from a similar other thing. Time continues advancing at the rate of one year per year
February 2, 2026 at 11:57 PM
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February 2, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Mood

(HOBTOWN MYSTERY STORIES VOL. 2: THE CURSED HERMIT, Kris Bertin & Alexander Forbes)
February 1, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Another February
Slightly worse than January
Local H - Another February
YouTube video by Slimstyle Records
m.youtube.com
February 1, 2026 at 7:24 PM
RECENT READING

Tamora Pierce, IN THE HAND OF THE GODDESS. Oh boy, I've got opinions. The 1st book in this series is a charming adventure about a girl disguising herself as a boy so she can become a knight. The 2nd book is all too frequently about the two sex creeps who are grooming her.
January 31, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Holy christ. At 34 seconds you can HEAR Trump shit his pants, and immediately he ends the press conference and the reporters are chased from the room. Watch the face of the woman in green behind him
Trump Does Not Take Reporters' Questions After Signing Executive Order In The Oval Office
YouTube video by Forbes Breaking News
m.youtube.com
January 31, 2026 at 5:19 AM