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Tom Mientka-Proctor
@tomproctor.bsky.social
The disembodied voice of Vermont Green's ID:
Union Organizer, Stadium Announcer, United Sufferer, English Vermonter
is the system clicking or are we just playing wolves?
December 8, 2025 at 9:44 PM
this is art
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 4:51 PM
nw: the rumpus
December 4, 2025 at 1:43 AM
love to wake up at 6:45 to watch an anemic united get outclassed by palace, its a real thrill
November 30, 2025 at 1:01 PM
🎶🪩🥣 Soup, soup, soup, how do ya like it, how do ya like it 🥣🪩🎶
November 18, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Meal prep is making fuck off sunday chicken pie
November 10, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I swear his hat gets larger for each tv appearance
i hate it when you have to go directly from the rodeo to a TV hit
November 6, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Besides the insane and incorrect point this screen cap is making, but those "sweets" are being boiled not baked
A friend showed me this screenshot and I started cackling, I was staining my tongue three different colors with OtterPops in 1998 are you fucking kidding me
November 4, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Made a teeny tiny origami aloe plant this weekend
November 3, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Made a nice plant for my office
October 25, 2025 at 7:28 PM
My wife is an artistic genius
October 25, 2025 at 1:56 PM
October 21, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I would love a hotcake, they just sell out too quickly
October 19, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Fuckity bye
October 17, 2025 at 11:47 PM
My mother in law made her child aged nephew this birthday card and it can only be described as bone chilling
September 22, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Whats wrong honey, youve barely touched your Luis Guzman juice
August 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Yum!
August 26, 2025 at 12:47 AM
This was the headline that pushed me to finally get the print edition
Rock Looked Way Cooler Wet
August 25, 2025 at 11:36 PM
New feral cat update! Weve got two more!
August 21, 2025 at 11:17 PM
First the guardian then the morning star, were running through every publication i read as a young un. Couldnt be prouder!
Vermont Green FC attracted the attention of the football world thanks to their club ethos, recent success, and a Bernie Sanders tifo. This weekend's Morning Star column.
August 9, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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New posters are available in our store. Between now and the end of August, 100% of poster sale profits will go to Medical Aid for Palestinians

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August 8, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Reposted by Tom Mientka-Proctor
It’s Matchday in Burlington, VT. One more.

The USL League Two Final. 144 teams started, 2 remain. Vermont Green FC will face Ballard FC tonight at Virtue Field for the right to be called Champion.

We know all of Vermont is with us. Come on you Boys in Green.
August 2, 2025 at 1:32 PM
As a lifelong guardian reader, me dad is going to be chuffed to bits reading this! UTFG!
August 1, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Im not really a god person but i feel deeply that this goes agaisnt some cardinal law of nature
August 1, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Something tells me theyre gonna sell out before a get to the front of the line
July 30, 2025 at 2:02 PM