Tom Mientka-Proctor
@tomproctor.bsky.social
The disembodied voice of Vermont Green's ID:
Union Organizer, Stadium Announcer, United Sufferer, English Vermonter
Union Organizer, Stadium Announcer, United Sufferer, English Vermonter
nw: the rumpus
December 4, 2025 at 1:43 AM
nw: the rumpus
Meal prep is making fuck off sunday chicken pie
November 10, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Meal prep is making fuck off sunday chicken pie
Mullins in 6 months on OAN
November 6, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Mullins in 6 months on OAN
Made a teeny tiny origami aloe plant this weekend
November 3, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Made a teeny tiny origami aloe plant this weekend
Made a nice plant for my office
October 25, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Made a nice plant for my office
My wife is an artistic genius
October 25, 2025 at 1:56 PM
My wife is an artistic genius
My mother in law made her child aged nephew this birthday card and it can only be described as bone chilling
September 22, 2025 at 3:09 AM
My mother in law made her child aged nephew this birthday card and it can only be described as bone chilling
Whats wrong honey, youve barely touched your Luis Guzman juice
August 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Whats wrong honey, youve barely touched your Luis Guzman juice
New feral cat update! Weve got two more!
August 21, 2025 at 11:17 PM
New feral cat update! Weve got two more!
Of course its white supremacists
August 1, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Of course its white supremacists
Im not really a god person but i feel deeply that this goes agaisnt some cardinal law of nature
August 1, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Im not really a god person but i feel deeply that this goes agaisnt some cardinal law of nature
USL bigwigs trying to wrestle the mic off me after I call a Ballard player a knobhead for timewasting
July 30, 2025 at 7:44 PM
USL bigwigs trying to wrestle the mic off me after I call a Ballard player a knobhead for timewasting
Something tells me theyre gonna sell out before a get to the front of the line
July 30, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Something tells me theyre gonna sell out before a get to the front of the line
Burlington is so special
July 29, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Burlington is so special
Just been sent this incredible post penalties pic from last night lol
July 29, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Just been sent this incredible post penalties pic from last night lol
Oh to be a fuzzy potato, on a porch in summer
July 15, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Oh to be a fuzzy potato, on a porch in summer
Its pretty great
July 12, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Its pretty great
(Watching a red bar slowly fill) ahh the beautiful game
July 7, 2025 at 11:16 PM
(Watching a red bar slowly fill) ahh the beautiful game
Love to watch lower league football from the comfort of my home (game started 40 mins ago)
July 7, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Love to watch lower league football from the comfort of my home (game started 40 mins ago)
Another sold out game for @vermontgreenfc.bsky.social as we try and take another big step towards the North Eastern Championship trophy!
July 5, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Another sold out game for @vermontgreenfc.bsky.social as we try and take another big step towards the North Eastern Championship trophy!