Earth's Nearest Star, the Tom
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Everyone's like, illness is caused by germ theory, but how did the germs get ill? You're just kicking the can down the road.
November 29, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Everyone's like, illness is caused by germ theory, but how did the germs get ill? You're just kicking the can down the road.
Good news everyone, I've decided my mental health is fine.
November 29, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Good news everyone, I've decided my mental health is fine.
Im watching that TMNT animated film from a couple of years ago. It's good I think.
November 29, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Im watching that TMNT animated film from a couple of years ago. It's good I think.
Connecting my smart fridge through a VPN to access milks that are only available in Germany.
November 29, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Connecting my smart fridge through a VPN to access milks that are only available in Germany.
What's the name of that entertainment franchise about the mutant ninja turtles? I think they're teenage as well if that helps.
November 29, 2025 at 5:48 PM
What's the name of that entertainment franchise about the mutant ninja turtles? I think they're teenage as well if that helps.
I think I'd like the job of picking the stuff off the rubbish conveyor belt at a recycling plant, but without actually picking anything. Just stand and watch it all go in the landfill bin. If my manager ever asks why I'm not doing anything I'll just say "what's the point", and they'll be like, yeah.
November 29, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I think I'd like the job of picking the stuff off the rubbish conveyor belt at a recycling plant, but without actually picking anything. Just stand and watch it all go in the landfill bin. If my manager ever asks why I'm not doing anything I'll just say "what's the point", and they'll be like, yeah.
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hot take: Die Hard is a movie
November 29, 2025 at 3:19 PM
hot take: Die Hard is a movie
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“Hey fuck off,” said Toad. “Sick of this bullshit.”
“What a joke!” said the robins. “That kite will never get off the ground.”
November 29, 2025 at 11:38 AM
“Hey fuck off,” said Toad. “Sick of this bullshit.”
Has anyone ever asked ChatGPT to generate Mambo Number 6? If not, let's hope no-one ever does.
November 28, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Has anyone ever asked ChatGPT to generate Mambo Number 6? If not, let's hope no-one ever does.
Are they still coming out with new symphonies?
November 28, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Are they still coming out with new symphonies?
Was just thinking about how much less enjoyable Christmas is as you get older and I was smacked with a wave of melancholy. Just an absolute critical hit of oof.
November 28, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Was just thinking about how much less enjoyable Christmas is as you get older and I was smacked with a wave of melancholy. Just an absolute critical hit of oof.
Should I get a mentor? Do you think I might benefit from some menting?
November 28, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Should I get a mentor? Do you think I might benefit from some menting?
Which? Magazine wins Which? Magazine best magazine award.
November 28, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Which? Magazine wins Which? Magazine best magazine award.
Here's the thing, right: "Tech", as an industry, is basically just advertising. All of the big billion dollar companies are big because they sell ad space, not because of the software or anything. But advertising only makes sense if there are people with money to buy things.
November 28, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Here's the thing, right: "Tech", as an industry, is basically just advertising. All of the big billion dollar companies are big because they sell ad space, not because of the software or anything. But advertising only makes sense if there are people with money to buy things.
I went alone an lesitsh berit tenurtely fit thee.
November 28, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I went alone an lesitsh berit tenurtely fit thee.
The Hong Kong building fire was caused by an imbalance of the humours. The main building had too much yellow bile.
November 28, 2025 at 9:05 AM
The Hong Kong building fire was caused by an imbalance of the humours. The main building had too much yellow bile.
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they are removing a big australian beach christmas artwork from redfern station (a huge train station) because it's ai garbage. kangaroos have koala heads and some animals have missing limbs and one of them is WEARING A BRA
November 28, 2025 at 4:43 AM
they are removing a big australian beach christmas artwork from redfern station (a huge train station) because it's ai garbage. kangaroos have koala heads and some animals have missing limbs and one of them is WEARING A BRA
(flirtatiously) I am proficient in the use of Microsoft Office.
November 27, 2025 at 7:58 PM
(flirtatiously) I am proficient in the use of Microsoft Office.
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Ninja Turtle Base. DONE.
This is the one to repost, folks!
This is the one to repost, folks!
November 27, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Ninja Turtle Base. DONE.
This is the one to repost, folks!
This is the one to repost, folks!
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beat rachel reeves - devalue your 2 million pound house by spraying PAEDO LIVES HERE on the front of it
November 27, 2025 at 11:45 AM
beat rachel reeves - devalue your 2 million pound house by spraying PAEDO LIVES HERE on the front of it
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Let's go to the library.
November 27, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Let's go to the library.
Everyone's doing cybersecurity nowadays. Guys, I think cyber might be secure already!
November 26, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Everyone's doing cybersecurity nowadays. Guys, I think cyber might be secure already!
I bet a lot of people must be into roleplaying cannibalism stuff from the perspective of the eatee, but really apprehensive about exploring this out of fear of meeting a real cannibal and getting eaten.
November 26, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I bet a lot of people must be into roleplaying cannibalism stuff from the perspective of the eatee, but really apprehensive about exploring this out of fear of meeting a real cannibal and getting eaten.