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Earth's Nearest Star, the Tom
@tomodaighre.bsky.social
Member of villainous team
It's NOT???
November 22, 2025 at 6:45 PM
"AI companies must have the first choice of the chocolates in the Celebrations tin, and you all can whatever's left."
November 19, 2025 at 10:24 PM
This map shows a clear civilisational border.
November 18, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Imagine being the UK's #2 Shrek tribute band.
November 18, 2025 at 7:40 PM
This is basically what Karl Marx was getting at.
November 13, 2025 at 9:55 PM
This is better than Wicked.
November 13, 2025 at 9:17 PM
This is weird, right?
November 13, 2025 at 8:17 PM
If only this were true!
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 PM
November 8, 2025 at 11:04 PM
November 8, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Donald Trump annoyed by one of his guy's heads bursting open and snakes spilling out during press conference.
November 6, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Gone pub.
November 2, 2025 at 8:44 PM
November 2, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Legend.
October 29, 2025 at 11:05 PM
This is the modest building extension the Yanks are tearing their hair out about btw. They're so silly about some things sometimes.
October 23, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I'm applying for jobs, and I'm trying to stretch myself by going for things that have a degree of management, a smidge of seniority, a pinch of leadership, etc, things in the £30-35k range, to put a figure on it, and then there's like, "painter", £37 grand.
October 21, 2025 at 3:50 PM
October 13, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Me
October 13, 2025 at 9:16 PM
It's really sad how little money that is, in the grand scheme of things.
October 9, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Remembering the time I saw a sheep shearing.
October 7, 2025 at 7:58 PM
If you put this on while you're sleeping you're 100% getting brainwashed.
October 6, 2025 at 9:11 PM
This guy is called Mike Emicalromance.
October 6, 2025 at 9:09 PM
This alien makes first contact with you, what you doing?
October 6, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I think it's actually quite obvious that witnessing this would drive someone mad.
October 6, 2025 at 7:45 PM
October 4, 2025 at 7:21 PM