Tommy Williams
@tommywilliams1965.bsky.social
Andy Dufresne was my friend
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my wife got me this cute little plant as a gift and I appreciated her confidence that I would be able to keep it alive until I noticed that it's plastic
May 25, 2025 at 8:47 PM
my wife got me this cute little plant as a gift and I appreciated her confidence that I would be able to keep it alive until I noticed that it's plastic
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I don’t care who wins this basketball game. I just hope all the players have fun.
May 26, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I don’t care who wins this basketball game. I just hope all the players have fun.
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anybody can breakdance if you tase them hard enough
May 25, 2025 at 5:16 PM
anybody can breakdance if you tase them hard enough
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The hardest part of this new diet is where to hide all the bodies.
May 26, 2025 at 2:37 AM
The hardest part of this new diet is where to hide all the bodies.
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hitting every green light on your way home call that wait loss
May 19, 2025 at 4:20 PM
hitting every green light on your way home call that wait loss
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The lion does not concern himself with gas station bathroom etiquette
May 19, 2025 at 6:51 PM
The lion does not concern himself with gas station bathroom etiquette
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Get your strange away from my mysterious
April 24, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Get your strange away from my mysterious
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Boy Band Dirty Dishes
🎤
NSYNC
🎤
NSYNC
April 24, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Boy Band Dirty Dishes
🎤
NSYNC
🎤
NSYNC
I'm sorry I yelled THE BEACONS ARE LIT GONDOR CALLS FOR AID when you took your bra off
April 24, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I'm sorry I yelled THE BEACONS ARE LIT GONDOR CALLS FOR AID when you took your bra off
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[on my deathbed] everyone's in here, why are the lights on in the living room?
February 19, 2025 at 2:41 PM
[on my deathbed] everyone's in here, why are the lights on in the living room?
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have kids so they can study sociology in college and then come home and tell you all the things that you did wrong
February 20, 2025 at 3:13 PM
have kids so they can study sociology in college and then come home and tell you all the things that you did wrong
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Me: I no longer wish to be contacted, can you please take me off your call list?
Wife: stop answering the phone like that when I call you
Wife: stop answering the phone like that when I call you
February 21, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Me: I no longer wish to be contacted, can you please take me off your call list?
Wife: stop answering the phone like that when I call you
Wife: stop answering the phone like that when I call you
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after my daughter came home from studying abroad she talked frequently about the wonderful and exotic foods she ate. She didn't know that I could see all of the visits she made to McDonald's on her credit card bill
February 22, 2025 at 8:08 PM
after my daughter came home from studying abroad she talked frequently about the wonderful and exotic foods she ate. She didn't know that I could see all of the visits she made to McDonald's on her credit card bill
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I feel like whoever thought the Philadelphia baseball team name should be the Phillies just sort of phoned it in
February 22, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I feel like whoever thought the Philadelphia baseball team name should be the Phillies just sort of phoned it in
Terrifying if literal: Living room furniture
January 16, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Terrifying if literal: Living room furniture