Tommy Knockers
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Tommy Knockers
@tommyknockers.bsky.social
· Aug 12
Live, Laugh, Leave multiple scars
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I’m not conventionally attractive, but no one notices because of my godawful personality.
March 3, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I’m not conventionally attractive, but no one notices because of my godawful personality.
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See something, say something? Bro. I’m just talking, see for yourself.
April 11, 2024 at 7:38 PM
See something, say something? Bro. I’m just talking, see for yourself.
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I always think I'm weird until I read the replies
December 20, 2024 at 5:18 PM
I always think I'm weird until I read the replies
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(Cavemen bonking big rocks into little rocks)
Og: hey Gronk, does Gronk remember when reality TV guy got elected president
Og: hey Gronk, does Gronk remember when reality TV guy got elected president
December 12, 2024 at 10:24 PM
(Cavemen bonking big rocks into little rocks)
Og: hey Gronk, does Gronk remember when reality TV guy got elected president
Og: hey Gronk, does Gronk remember when reality TV guy got elected president
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I only have one more "Alexa stop" left in me before I throw it across the room
December 13, 2024 at 7:14 PM
I only have one more "Alexa stop" left in me before I throw it across the room
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I only listen to music from genres that are made up.
December 13, 2024 at 12:23 AM
I only listen to music from genres that are made up.
Me: You're the kind of friend I could not see or talk to for years...
Them: and then pick up right where we left off?
Me: Erm... Yeah sure...
Them: and then pick up right where we left off?
Me: Erm... Yeah sure...
December 13, 2024 at 8:14 PM
Me: You're the kind of friend I could not see or talk to for years...
Them: and then pick up right where we left off?
Me: Erm... Yeah sure...
Them: and then pick up right where we left off?
Me: Erm... Yeah sure...
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Looking for someone to do all my work-related tasks while I collect the paycheque.
December 11, 2024 at 5:56 PM
Looking for someone to do all my work-related tasks while I collect the paycheque.
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If Canada geese could talk it would be strictly swearing and bumming smokes
December 11, 2024 at 1:26 PM
If Canada geese could talk it would be strictly swearing and bumming smokes
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It’s funny bc no shit I was just thinking about how the unibomber had a point. Great minds think alike I guess
December 10, 2024 at 9:58 PM
It’s funny bc no shit I was just thinking about how the unibomber had a point. Great minds think alike I guess
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I have but to glance at a can of paint and yep wearing it
December 10, 2024 at 6:00 PM
I have but to glance at a can of paint and yep wearing it
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If you take everything you read on the internet seriously go stick a dildo in your ass now.
December 10, 2024 at 10:18 PM
If you take everything you read on the internet seriously go stick a dildo in your ass now.
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Casually walking back to my cubicle after taking a 47 minute diarrhea.
December 10, 2024 at 7:16 PM
Casually walking back to my cubicle after taking a 47 minute diarrhea.
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Fuck you Santa, I know what list I'm on. I'll buy my own stuff.
December 10, 2024 at 7:40 AM
Fuck you Santa, I know what list I'm on. I'll buy my own stuff.
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I'll only call it X now that we all dumped it.
December 10, 2024 at 3:05 AM
I'll only call it X now that we all dumped it.
Ah sorry for being weird. I got comfortable there for a second.
December 10, 2024 at 3:34 PM
Ah sorry for being weird. I got comfortable there for a second.
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me, flirting: magnesium isn't the only way I'm deficient, baby
December 8, 2024 at 11:38 AM
me, flirting: magnesium isn't the only way I'm deficient, baby