Tom Hutch
@tomhut.ch
Boiling some multicoloured pasta and only sample-eating the white ones so that my kids experience a higher diversity ratio with their meal 🫡
September 2, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Boiling some multicoloured pasta and only sample-eating the white ones so that my kids experience a higher diversity ratio with their meal 🫡
The kids are catching on that the corn in their peas and corn is just there to launder the peas
July 9, 2025 at 9:40 PM
The kids are catching on that the corn in their peas and corn is just there to launder the peas
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“Grok is Antisemitic now” would be a great line in a Mel Brooks movie about cavemen.
July 6, 2025 at 5:47 PM
“Grok is Antisemitic now” would be a great line in a Mel Brooks movie about cavemen.
ACAB includes hockey referees but not linesmen
June 13, 2025 at 1:45 AM
ACAB includes hockey referees but not linesmen
People who avoid salty foods because it makes them too thirsty? So drink water. Being thirsty and drinking water is awesome.
June 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
People who avoid salty foods because it makes them too thirsty? So drink water. Being thirsty and drinking water is awesome.
(I present a masterpiece of a meal. Nothing is overdone or underdone, all somehow still hot but not too hot. Ketchup on the side)
My child: I hate this. I hate you. I want mommy bedtime.
My child: I hate this. I hate you. I want mommy bedtime.
May 27, 2025 at 10:12 PM
(I present a masterpiece of a meal. Nothing is overdone or underdone, all somehow still hot but not too hot. Ketchup on the side)
My child: I hate this. I hate you. I want mommy bedtime.
My child: I hate this. I hate you. I want mommy bedtime.
Remember when everyone pretended to be into Die Antwoord for a minute there
May 27, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Remember when everyone pretended to be into Die Antwoord for a minute there
Oh no my baby bok Choi is burned. The kids will never eat it now, this bok Choi that was definitely going to be a thing they ate
May 27, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Oh no my baby bok Choi is burned. The kids will never eat it now, this bok Choi that was definitely going to be a thing they ate
BBQing and I forgot to account for carryover heat. Aw shoot
May 27, 2025 at 9:58 PM
BBQing and I forgot to account for carryover heat. Aw shoot
If I could sing I would only use it for evil
May 23, 2025 at 11:12 PM
If I could sing I would only use it for evil
9 year old: what does w-a-y spell?
Me: way.
9y/o: say it again but remove the f
Me: there’s no f’n way
9y/o: 😁
I have never been owned this hard
Me: way.
9y/o: say it again but remove the f
Me: there’s no f’n way
9y/o: 😁
I have never been owned this hard
May 6, 2025 at 9:51 PM
9 year old: what does w-a-y spell?
Me: way.
9y/o: say it again but remove the f
Me: there’s no f’n way
9y/o: 😁
I have never been owned this hard
Me: way.
9y/o: say it again but remove the f
Me: there’s no f’n way
9y/o: 😁
I have never been owned this hard
I voted early I shouldn’t have to watch election ads 🧐
April 25, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I voted early I shouldn’t have to watch election ads 🧐
Justice for Commander Bruce Maddox
April 24, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Justice for Commander Bruce Maddox
When you have a drawer of saved rubber bands but never enough medium/long ones 😓
April 14, 2025 at 9:55 PM
When you have a drawer of saved rubber bands but never enough medium/long ones 😓
Reposted by Tom Hutch
Dire gotta be my least favorite consequences
April 14, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Dire gotta be my least favorite consequences
Dogman is pretty good
April 13, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Dogman is pretty good
Reposted by Tom Hutch
Anyone want a copy of Dune?
April 7, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Anyone want a copy of Dune?
Reposted by Tom Hutch
Here are the US reciprocal tariffs against all the territories mentioned in Enya’s Orinoco Flow
April 2, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Here are the US reciprocal tariffs against all the territories mentioned in Enya’s Orinoco Flow
Darmok and Greg. At Tanagra.
March 8, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Darmok and Greg. At Tanagra.
Reposted by Tom Hutch
Drake is the all-time biggest loser of a rap feud and that includes people who have gotten shot and died as a result of rap feuds
February 3, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Drake is the all-time biggest loser of a rap feud and that includes people who have gotten shot and died as a result of rap feuds
Asking ChatGPT for a good Zoom background for my HR meeting re: posting LOL emoji on the slack post announcing Gerald’s death
January 30, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Asking ChatGPT for a good Zoom background for my HR meeting re: posting LOL emoji on the slack post announcing Gerald’s death