Tom Coffee
tomcoffeee.bsky.social
Tom Coffee
@tomcoffeee.bsky.social
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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guys i dont think i defrosted my turkey right
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
@durrymusic.bsky.social are millennial/gen z musicians that make songs that speak to this Gen X guy and his Gen Z daughter! See you in Philly!
November 13, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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just thinking about the first time i met Dr. Goodall. I was at the Dallas Zoo and ran into her out of the blue. I told her I was a huge fan and I'll never forget her response: "I am not Jane Goodall. I'm not even a woman. Please stop shaking my hand."

that's just how Jane was, incredibly humble.
October 2, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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If I see a job listed with no salary I submit a selfie instead of a resume. If I have to guess then so do they
July 26, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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June 13, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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Seems like most people on here are anti-evil. That's the kind of insular groupthink that loses elections :/
June 8, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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Yikes
June 4, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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I found the cutest cat in my neighborhood and I think I’m going to keep it. No pics, but it’s a young calico, very friendly, lives in a house on the corner, had to go inside to get it, crying child and mother ran after me screaming “Bring Skipper back, you monster, why have you done this!?”
June 2, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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May 28, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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Here’s one I found on the Internet. Now we can all laugh at him. Cause it’s all over the place now.
May 28, 2025 at 10:42 PM
These idiots have near infinite resources at their disposal yet neither would dare try to research the truth in any meaningful way. Show me a nanobot in the Covid vaccine. Please!
Here’s Aaron Rodgers talking about vaccines causing “turbo-cancer” and killing children. Rodgers then wonders about the nanobots implanted inside the Covid vaccines.
May 24, 2025 at 4:21 PM
My hobby is now smashing “See less like this 😟” on every single sports related reference I see on BlueSky and never seeing any “less like this 😟”
May 19, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Shit. JD is going to strike again!
May 18, 2025 at 10:50 AM
I would never pay for a verification checkmark but I’d dump a mortgage payment into a filter that prevents me from ever seeing anything about sportsball on this app.
May 17, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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People on here have discovered what I pay for rent through the newspaper and are trying to determine if it is problematic. It is definitely problematic. Please tell my landlord my rent is problematic.
May 13, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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May 10, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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Generative AI has helped me to understand why, in Star Wars, the droids seem to have personalities but are generally bad at whatever they're supposed to be programmed to do, and everyone is tired of their shit and constantly tells them to shut up
May 10, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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I'm hearing a lot about a doll shortage.

Just spit-balling here, but could the Haitian immigrants be eating the dolls? Has anyone checked on that?
May 7, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Soo… Yervoy infusions REALLY gave me awful side effects. Tapering steroids now, but it’s been weeks. Any way to flush the Yervoy out faster? I’m losing weeks at a time to chills

#melanoma #cancer #immunotherapy
May 6, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Whomever selected the music in Severance deserves a 10,000% raise.
May 6, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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Me after watching Andor
May 3, 2025 at 5:15 PM