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Tom Burg
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Husband, Dad, Badger, marketing man. Go to a lot of concerts, too.
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I feel like if we could categorize a segment of social media participants into "intentionally dumb" and "unintentionally dumb," we would save so much time. The former can be blocked and the latter is a potential cash machine. Win-win I say
His 'make me laugh' to 'attempt to make me laugh' ratio is ... not good. It's not zero but it's not nearly good enough.
Can't say I enjoy the Shane Gillis brand of comedy-flavored substance
December 26, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Sisyphus J. Trump
December 21, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I was mad at the egregious ripoff that is this bite size chilito from Skyline Chili at CVG. Almost $5.

But they did me a favor because this chili is flat out terrible.
October 20, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Anyone who criticized Charlie Kirk might as well have pulled the trigger, but calling several thousands of protestors "terrorists" before they gather is totally ok.
Emmer: "This is about one thing and one thing alone -- to score political points with the terrorist wing of their party, which is set to hold a hate America rally in DC next week."
October 10, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Oh lol it's literally this
September 3, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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Going to be wild to have Clarence Thomas and other members of the court write that even the appearance of impropriety is sufficient to allow the President to remove Federal Reserve members from office, and then head off to Harlan Crow’s yacht
August 26, 2025 at 10:51 AM
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Moskowitz on Trump: "Just treat Russia like you're treating Washington DC, or how you treated Greenland or Canada when you came into office. Where is that President Trump with the Russians? It seems like he's tougher on Chicago than he is dealing with Putin."
August 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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I’m not surprised that tens of millions of Americans have been hoodwinked by a con artist. But I am disappointed that they’ve been hoodwinked by such an *obvious* con artist. And for so long. These easy marks encourage new entrants in the con-artist industry, and some of them are less obvious.
July 24, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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Oh no I really hope Bill Clinton isn’t in the Epstein files, I’ll have to get rid of my Bill Clinton hat and my Bill Clinton sneakers and my Bill Clinton cologne and my Bill Clinton watch and take down my Bill Clinton flag and I’ll have to delete my Bill Clinton nft trading cards
July 24, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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If you watch one thing tonight, let it be this.

This is delicious.
June 18, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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They launched a coup, suffered no consequences for it, won back power, and have used the power to pardon everyone involved while remaking the country through violence and intimidation. It’s just ridiculous to talk about the political violence of yelling at ICE agents within that context.
June 14, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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It would be great if America’s pundits would pause this entire genre. “Burning down my house means I don’t need to take out the trash!” Your cleverness is not winning the day right now.
June 13, 2025 at 11:46 AM
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Senator Padilla is the ranking Democrat on the Senate Judiciary Committee's Subcommittee on Immigration, Citizenship and Border Safety -- this administration's top priority.

It's inconceivable Noem herself did not know who he was. If she didn't, she is beyond clueless.
Norm refers to Padilla as “this man” and claims he didn’t identify himself
June 12, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Mission Accomplished? 🤷🏻‍♂️

#TrumpsTrillionsTransfer
June 5, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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that’s right
Raskin: This is a gangster state. This is not basically a legitimate government that is sometimes doing corrupt things. This is an essentially corrupt enterprise. It's like watching The Sopranos. Every day, they get up and they try to figure out how to plunder and pillage the people
May 31, 2025 at 12:38 AM
This guy is a hero to way too many dumbasses.
Guy is high as a kite at the Oval Office and that NYTimes story from early today is definitely fake news 🤣
May 31, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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There's a whole lot of this throughout the entire Sun-Times Summer 2025 section, I can't find most of the people or publications referred to or quoted in any of this (some of the publications exist but i can't find the cited people in them)
May 20, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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JD Vance broke the National Championship trophy, then visited the Pope who died the next day, then visited India and a terrorist attack happened and war broke out, then endorsed his brother for mayor who lost 83-11%.

What’s next on the agenda?
May 7, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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Feel like we can retire the hot dog costume meme now.
May 2, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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when you think about it rfk jr. is the pinnacle of the american dream because in what other country can an ex-heroin addict who didn’t go to medical school and gets his science from 4chan become the authority on public health
May 1, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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stealing like meme from my hellsite replies because lmao
April 30, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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It's pretty funny that Trump has engineered a geo-political game of chicken between two societies - the US and China - where the winner will be the society most willing to withstand economic pain and inconveience in furtherance of some future national collective goal. Not really a US strong suit!
April 29, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I feel like if we could categorize a segment of social media participants into "intentionally dumb" and "unintentionally dumb," we would save so much time. The former can be blocked and the latter is a potential cash machine. Win-win I say
April 26, 2025 at 4:25 AM