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Toby Wallwork
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Warrior-poet spell-checker.
MILLION DOLLAR BUSINESS IDEA FOR 2026:

Taking names OFF buildings while the paint is still wet.
December 18, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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Both the U.S. marshal and the immigrant were shot by federal officers. You’d never know that from this headline.
October 22, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Being an adult means you're already eating the Halloween candy because no one said you couldn't.
October 21, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Is this something we can make happen? Start a Kickstarter for a cosmic-ray rocket ship?
#FantasticFour star Ebon Moss-Bachrach was asked what he would do if he had The Thing's powers

“There’s a handful of fascists that I would just throw into outer space”

(via IMDb)
July 29, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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I’ll understand all of this a lot better when Ted Danson finally admits to us that this is The Bad Place, actually
July 17, 2025 at 2:00 AM
There is some suggestion that the allegedly “raw” footage of Jeffrey Epstein’s prison cell was edited in @adobe.com‘s Premiere Pro.

I have questions:

1. How did you manage to prevent it from crashing every five minutes?

2.That’s basically it.
Metadata Shows the FBI’s ‘Raw’ Jeffrey Epstein Prison Video Was Likely Modified
There is no evidence the footage was deceptively manipulated, but ambiguities around how the video was processed may further fuel conspiracy theories about Epstein’s death.
www.wired.com
July 11, 2025 at 6:39 PM
What is YOUR straw that breaks the camel’s back?
July 7, 2025 at 8:11 PM
It appears that Speaker Johnson can’t wait to be on the wrong side of history. He’s fast-forwarding to being on the wrong side of Thursday.
June 13, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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Look for chances to give people compliments. Don’t make it about you. Make it about them.
June 13, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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I just wanna say something really plainly that I haven’t seen spelled out like this

There is no such thing as legal immigration anymore. Because they are taking people at their citizenship hearings they are taking people who are doing everything by the book.
1/2
June 11, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Pleased to see @ryanarey.bsky.social is here (and has been for some time).
June 11, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Everybody has a dream.
I'm making 70's disco laser sounds in my head until I fall asleep.
I kind of wish I had shiny pajamas.
June 6, 2025 at 6:13 AM
There should not need to be a “party of human dignity“.
Nevertheless, here we are.
June 5, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I was never in charge. #pug
May 21, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Dodging lasers, DYNO-MITE!!
May 3, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I cannot argue with this.
Nor will I.
A vegan told me that people who sell meat are gross. I told her that people who sell fruit and vegetables are grocer.
April 26, 2025 at 7:55 AM
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A vegan told me that people who sell meat are gross. I told her that people who sell fruit and vegetables are grocer.
April 26, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Getting a lot of solicitations via @telegram@lemmy.ml today, offering me $15 to like their YouTube videos . Definitely feels like a bot.
April 25, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Everybody's working for the weekend. Except Jesus. Not this week.
April 18, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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Tomi Lahren: "Trump has managed to isolate China from the rest of the world."

BTC: "There's reporting now that Japan & South Korea are negotiating trade deals with China... the EU is eliminating Chinese EV tariffs. I'm concerned you're not familiar with which country is being isolated."
April 15, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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This is what we should expect from a president.
April 14, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Yup.
@michaeljstern.bsky.social on Bluesky
Same thing.
bsky.app
April 13, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Rosemary might be a hoarder (keeping a sign for 43 years?) but I applaud her integrity!
@lunaluvgood2020.bsky.social on Bluesky
Be like Rosemary #HandsOff #April5
bsky.app
April 5, 2025 at 6:16 PM