silly sausage
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📍naarm/melbourne
📸 toastee
unfortunately this celebratory friday afternoon edible tastes like "need a man's hands in my chest hair"
November 21, 2025 at 6:09 AM
unfortunately this celebratory friday afternoon edible tastes like "need a man's hands in my chest hair"
this waiting room is too damn quiet, is this a side effect of all those “don’t play your Spotify on the work radio!!” ads?
November 21, 2025 at 4:15 AM
this waiting room is too damn quiet, is this a side effect of all those “don’t play your Spotify on the work radio!!” ads?
why are all denim shorts for masc presenting shaped like THAT
WHY
i don't want daisy dukes but i also don't want to pay chubbies prices for shorts that finish above my knee >:(
WHY
i don't want daisy dukes but i also don't want to pay chubbies prices for shorts that finish above my knee >:(
November 17, 2025 at 6:02 AM
why are all denim shorts for masc presenting shaped like THAT
WHY
i don't want daisy dukes but i also don't want to pay chubbies prices for shorts that finish above my knee >:(
WHY
i don't want daisy dukes but i also don't want to pay chubbies prices for shorts that finish above my knee >:(
i miss game shops with rummage bins
i made some of the best strategic moves against my parents at the Harvey Norman pc games bargain bin
i made some of the best strategic moves against my parents at the Harvey Norman pc games bargain bin
November 16, 2025 at 3:47 AM
i miss game shops with rummage bins
i made some of the best strategic moves against my parents at the Harvey Norman pc games bargain bin
i made some of the best strategic moves against my parents at the Harvey Norman pc games bargain bin
i have so many feelings about all's fair
i get the premise of the show (easy to "watch", BLATANT vehicle for kim k as an actor)
- the excessive wealth
- sarah paulson playing what i can only describe as libby from sabrina the teenage witch
- glenn close in colonel sanders drag is NUTS
i get the premise of the show (easy to "watch", BLATANT vehicle for kim k as an actor)
- the excessive wealth
- sarah paulson playing what i can only describe as libby from sabrina the teenage witch
- glenn close in colonel sanders drag is NUTS
November 16, 2025 at 1:21 AM
i have so many feelings about all's fair
i get the premise of the show (easy to "watch", BLATANT vehicle for kim k as an actor)
- the excessive wealth
- sarah paulson playing what i can only describe as libby from sabrina the teenage witch
- glenn close in colonel sanders drag is NUTS
i get the premise of the show (easy to "watch", BLATANT vehicle for kim k as an actor)
- the excessive wealth
- sarah paulson playing what i can only describe as libby from sabrina the teenage witch
- glenn close in colonel sanders drag is NUTS
i watched showgirls (1995) for the first time tonight
8/10 - every woman is absolutely stunning, the cinematography is fantastic, the writing is so bad i could have CHOKED
it's been a long time coming, but i get it, i really do get it now
8/10 - every woman is absolutely stunning, the cinematography is fantastic, the writing is so bad i could have CHOKED
it's been a long time coming, but i get it, i really do get it now
November 15, 2025 at 12:53 PM
i watched showgirls (1995) for the first time tonight
8/10 - every woman is absolutely stunning, the cinematography is fantastic, the writing is so bad i could have CHOKED
it's been a long time coming, but i get it, i really do get it now
8/10 - every woman is absolutely stunning, the cinematography is fantastic, the writing is so bad i could have CHOKED
it's been a long time coming, but i get it, i really do get it now
i don’t know who this person is, i am
No Longer Despondent, i have had a massage for the first time and now i am Happy
No Longer Despondent, i have had a massage for the first time and now i am Happy
November 15, 2025 at 2:40 AM
i don’t know who this person is, i am
No Longer Despondent, i have had a massage for the first time and now i am Happy
No Longer Despondent, i have had a massage for the first time and now i am Happy
it's not a proper month unless i've been reduced to tears trying to deal with hospital appointment scheduling bureaucracy
November 14, 2025 at 7:31 AM
it's not a proper month unless i've been reduced to tears trying to deal with hospital appointment scheduling bureaucracy
furries everywhere smashing their wacom to bits with this inspo post
November 11, 2025 at 11:17 AM
furries everywhere smashing their wacom to bits with this inspo post
sorry to say that my balls are pinker and juicier than ever thanks to 5% benzoyl peroxide wash
November 11, 2025 at 2:31 AM
sorry to say that my balls are pinker and juicier than ever thanks to 5% benzoyl peroxide wash
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I am delighted to inform you all that theres a horny emojipasta about The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
November 10, 2025 at 9:08 AM
I am delighted to inform you all that theres a horny emojipasta about The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
once again i am asking why multivitamins have to smell like That
>:(
>:(
November 9, 2025 at 1:51 AM
once again i am asking why multivitamins have to smell like That
>:(
>:(
i don't care about your stupid shaver named bumzzy, firstly the name is ridiculous and you should be ashamed of yourself and SECONDLY i'm 36, the only thing i need to worry about shaving my fat naturals for is an ECG
November 6, 2025 at 6:42 AM
i don't care about your stupid shaver named bumzzy, firstly the name is ridiculous and you should be ashamed of yourself and SECONDLY i'm 36, the only thing i need to worry about shaving my fat naturals for is an ECG
“can you keep a secret?”
my mouth:
my mouth:
I have terminal gay brain disease so I took this photograph on I-29 in South Dakota and am releasing it into the gay public domain
November 6, 2025 at 2:58 AM
“can you keep a secret?”
my mouth:
my mouth:
oh shit, zohran actually won? FUCK YEAH???
November 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
oh shit, zohran actually won? FUCK YEAH???
doctor/patient?????
Zoom in and the first tag you see is how your November will go
November 3, 2025 at 1:48 AM
doctor/patient?????
prepared to do extremely sexually depraved things in exchange for one or more custard tarts rn
November 2, 2025 at 1:07 AM
prepared to do extremely sexually depraved things in exchange for one or more custard tarts rn
buying Andrew Christian underwear:
I’m disgusted by the ball room but I can’t wait to see the dancing.
October 27, 2025 at 3:33 AM
buying Andrew Christian underwear:
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I don’t need to know who has me blocked, blocklisted or muted. It’s their problem if they don’t want to bathe in my opalescent radiance.
October 27, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I don’t need to know who has me blocked, blocklisted or muted. It’s their problem if they don’t want to bathe in my opalescent radiance.
i'm not sure what level of hell "creating queues and paths in planet coaster" is on, but it's down there alright
October 24, 2025 at 9:02 PM
i'm not sure what level of hell "creating queues and paths in planet coaster" is on, but it's down there alright
ate, left no crumbs, hasn’t been beaten before or since
October 22, 2025 at 10:42 PM
ate, left no crumbs, hasn’t been beaten before or since
listen
i understand the allure of scruff moments, stories without the all-seeing eye making sure you’re behaving yourself
and i understand the rich fabric of being kinky and what turns people on
but seeing someone licking a public toilet seat on a wednesday morning is just a bridge too far, u kno
i understand the allure of scruff moments, stories without the all-seeing eye making sure you’re behaving yourself
and i understand the rich fabric of being kinky and what turns people on
but seeing someone licking a public toilet seat on a wednesday morning is just a bridge too far, u kno
October 22, 2025 at 8:22 AM
listen
i understand the allure of scruff moments, stories without the all-seeing eye making sure you’re behaving yourself
and i understand the rich fabric of being kinky and what turns people on
but seeing someone licking a public toilet seat on a wednesday morning is just a bridge too far, u kno
i understand the allure of scruff moments, stories without the all-seeing eye making sure you’re behaving yourself
and i understand the rich fabric of being kinky and what turns people on
but seeing someone licking a public toilet seat on a wednesday morning is just a bridge too far, u kno
yelling at the tv, but it's when someone does ass to mouth
October 20, 2025 at 6:30 AM
yelling at the tv, but it's when someone does ass to mouth
maintaining a dirty great honking jug of cold brew espresso was one of the best decisions I’ve made in recent memory
October 19, 2025 at 9:25 PM
maintaining a dirty great honking jug of cold brew espresso was one of the best decisions I’ve made in recent memory