me if i was straight

God that ck one second from the end smells like mozzie spray

don’t pin this one on me, i know which acquaintance you were thinking about

i can see the vision

but it's unfortunately camp

the way they hard cut to kim k dropping a bon mot is crazy, her crying in front of the fire in a fur coat is crazy, the thong suit is crazy

if this were written by anyone other than ryan murphy, i would be on board, but that f-word needs to be hung by his cock cage

if i had a garment that did this, i would be a danger to me AND my loved ones

this is what i was saying to my friend who showed it to me, the way people talk about it is like it was found footage quality

is the writing appalling? yes!
is the pool scene farcical? yes!
is every scene full of vibrant colour? is every shot perfectly composed? should it be studied? YES!

HAHAHAHA wig, i feel that

It wouldn’t be subpar, don’t you try to hoodwink me

thank you, king :3

hey i'm a bush boy too - but thank you x

i'm currently in a battle of wits with the registrar who sent me 800 different letters covering october - february (approximate number may be less), but if hands are required, i know exactly who to call

there's a splatter i'd like to show him

zoomed in so fast i broke the mirror

sorry :(

i'm gonna be pissed off if that turns out to be true

having bad skin everywhere but my face is a constant millstone around my neck