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sweaty betty :)
a hairy guy in short shorts, taking a mirror selfie while visibly sweating.
November 21, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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if i had a garment that did this, i would be a danger to me AND my loved ones
mama bazoom from the movie showgirls, doing a party trick with her dress and boobs
November 15, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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sorry to say that my balls are pinker and juicier than ever thanks to 5% benzoyl peroxide wash
miss piggy in the movie “the great muppet caper”, she’s on a stage showing off a silver swimsuit with the caption “gasps of delight and applause”
November 11, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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first of all, WATCH IT
Woman in front of a whiteboard that says “do you wanna fight?”
November 6, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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tweet saying “that’s a lot of beans you nasty ass bitch”, and below it “the average English breakfast”
October 27, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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ate, left no crumbs, hasn’t been beaten before or since
a screenshot of Apple Music, playing the FF9 overworld theme “Crossing Those Hills”
October 22, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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this went triple platinum on high school me’s winamp
a screenshot from Apple Music showing the song From Paris To Berlin by Infernal
October 14, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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just cut an insane amount of hair out of my head for someone who paid $40 for a haircut 3 days ago, and i think i did alright if you don’t look too closely
a guy with a moustache taking a mirror selfie. He’s wearing a t shirt with different versions of Miss Piggy, and the words “Chappell Roan”
October 13, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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whoever invented this specific type of copyright restriction should be fed into a washing machine mangle dick first
youtube alert saying that the video is unavailable because it's not available in my country
October 8, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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October 6, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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happy Friday to me, and this glass of delicious, DELICIOUS cold brew
a glass of iced coffee with a splash of oat milk being held aloft by a man’s hand - his legs are behind, slightly out of focus
October 2, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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carrie bradshaw at her laptop typing out another banger
October 2, 2025 at 11:07 AM
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hell yeah 😎
thanks mister mailman
Two cd singles, one for Break My Stride by Unique II, and the other of Girl Talk by TLC.
September 24, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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don’t explain it to me, let me struggle on
A screencap of the Simpsons, with Homer saying “and I think tylenol means some kind of spaceship”.
September 23, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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how I’ve been the last couple of weeks:
September 16, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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say that to me, born in 1989, one more time
Marge Simpson angrily grabbing Homer by the shirt collar
September 10, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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ever had a Krispy Kreme?
September 8, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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“What’s your most annoying video game boss?”

oh my god this one. this freak. there’s nothing inherently difficult or challenging about the fight, but pinocchio screaming GET ME OUTTA HERE every 2.5 seconds is just about the fucking limit
a screenshot of kingdom hearts, showing the boss from the Monstro World, Parasite Cage.
September 6, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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why is this damn movie in french
the title screen of “the day the earth blew up: a looney tunes movie”. the title is in Italian: Porky Pig & Daffy Duck UN’ AVVENTURA SPAZIALE un film dei looney tunes
September 5, 2025 at 8:28 AM
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hell yeah
quiz result: “makes you reconsider cowboys guy”, with a picture of a hot cowboy, and subtitle of “bro, why does the hat have an affect on me?” [sic]
September 3, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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i don’t need to hear seppos talking shit about au/nz drag, thanks
a screenshot of the mute words/tags screen on bluesky, showing the user muting the phrase “drag race down under”
August 26, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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currently levelling RDM, and i'm at this stage of AF armour 😌
a screenshot from final fantasy xi, showing the poster's in-game character. they're wearing very skimpy metal/leather armour - and boots with black feet and bright red tops from the ankle to the knee
August 17, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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hi bloomfs:)
a hairy guy naked in front of a mirror, covering his modesty with a towel
August 16, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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windows 5000 when the microphone hears me pull out the tissues and unscrew the bottle of poppers
SpongeBob SquarePants, looking old tired and miserable
August 14, 2025 at 1:40 AM