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happy friday sweet angels :)
January 8, 2026 at 11:15 PM
fuck i love kookaburras so much, i beg you to make sure sound is on
January 8, 2026 at 10:29 AM
fellow friends living with HIV, recently diagnosed or long term survivor - you should NEVER use AI for ANY questions you have about it.

there are multitudes of support networks in many areas providing free, private and safe advice on health and management, in addition to your primary care team.
January 8, 2026 at 4:55 AM
i can bitch and moan about the heat, or i can be pleasantly surprised at how warm the bidet water is coming through
January 7, 2026 at 7:33 AM
the love affair between boomer men and their phone volume being at 5000% volume should be studied
January 6, 2026 at 10:40 PM
at some point i need to accept that i'm not watching the quail gay with a pure heart or an interest in ornithology
January 6, 2026 at 10:01 AM
new year new me (actively rejecting calls that come through <5 mins before i finish for the day)
January 6, 2026 at 5:01 AM
what a delicious day to be outside
January 5, 2026 at 1:02 AM
not to be too woo woo on main

but embracing my back bush, and realising how many people either simply do not care about it, or are ACTIVELY attracted to it, healed me and my self image in ways that i'm still unravelling years later
2026 will be the year of the hairy back
January 2, 2026 at 1:14 AM
happy new year you little FREAKS 💖
December 31, 2025 at 1:01 PM
cartoon hear me out
December 31, 2025 at 12:16 PM
spending my nye as god intended (high as tits and playing with my pp)
December 31, 2025 at 7:08 AM
calories in vs calories out shouldn't count in gooch week, what's wrong with a little TREAT
December 29, 2025 at 12:33 PM
g’day :)
December 28, 2025 at 9:42 AM
cannot tell the difference between low blood sugar and genuine annoyance rn
December 27, 2025 at 4:34 AM
um actually, but it's me on discogs arguing with gen x'ers about daring to miscredit a dusty springfield cover
December 27, 2025 at 1:53 AM
happy finale day to all who celebrate
December 26, 2025 at 3:44 AM
merry xmas, i made a pavlova today and it filled the pavlova shaped hole in my heart for another year ❤️
December 25, 2025 at 10:37 AM
so the first go round i couldn't watch the museum/gallery scene in heated rivalry ep 3, too awkward for my delicate taste

but forcing myself to watch it now - REKT by hunter aggressively shushing the running children, that's my king right there
December 24, 2025 at 1:58 AM
got bored, buzzed my head again :3
December 23, 2025 at 1:53 AM
it’s the middle of December and I’m wearing a jumper, even after eight years Melbourne continues to disappoint me in its reluctance to unleash the full power of summer
December 22, 2025 at 10:22 PM
if you see this post your favourite final fantasy character

i am legally permitted to choose two characters because frankly both fran and lulu served mother on both counts
December 22, 2025 at 7:23 AM
holy tits that was a good episode of heated rivalry
December 19, 2025 at 8:10 AM
normally i'd be upset about getting the wrong grocery order, but these people have some taste...and yet at the same time i now have

coke zero - zero sugar, zero caffeine version, instead of diet coke

why don't i just stick my head in a sandwich press
December 18, 2025 at 5:32 AM
it’s 33 degrees outside, and i’m stuck inside arguing about the definition of a courier vehicle
December 17, 2025 at 2:57 AM