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garlicky scorpio • they/them 🏳️‍🌈🇷🇴🏳️‍⚧️
and before you ask: orecchiette with chickpeas, kale and looottttsssss of garlic 😍🥵🤤
cooking dinner in a thong, ama
January 28, 2026 at 1:12 AM
cooking dinner in a thong, ama
January 28, 2026 at 12:52 AM
a guy I just started talking to asked for my zodiac sign and when I told him (scorpio) (holding my breath & bracing myself for rejection) he replied "oh nice 💪🏼" I know THAT'S right!!!
January 27, 2026 at 6:25 PM
dismayed to see "shoveling your driveway" is not an exercise loggable on hevy
January 26, 2026 at 6:03 PM
I wish there were new episodes of the boyfriend to curl up to on this snow day
January 25, 2026 at 12:56 PM
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January 25, 2026 at 1:40 AM
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If every Democrat voted NO on funding ICE, it would not have passed the House. But, 7 House Democrats voted to fund Trump's lawless, masked goons, so it passed.

Hakeem Jeffries refused to whip his members to vote against ICE funding. Genuinely unforgivable.
NEW: DHS appropriations bill funding ICE passes 220-207

7 Democrats voted YES on the bill:
- Jared Golden
- Marie Gluesenkamp Perez
- Henry Cuellar
- Tom Suozzi
- Laura Gillen
- Don Davis
- Vicente Gonzalez

One Republican voted NO: Thomas Massie
January 22, 2026 at 9:50 PM
sexistential is a miss piggy anthem
January 22, 2026 at 2:56 PM
jobu from season two of the boyfriend please move to new jersey so I can give you the love you deserve thank you
January 22, 2026 at 2:27 PM
this friend sent me a meme on instagram yesterday of a space heater with the text "send this to a friend to warm them up" ...
I dunno man. if I'm your friend who lives a minute down the street from you and in the am you share that you lost power at your house and then hours later you update saying you were told you wouldn't get it back until the nighttime at best ... I would offer my home for a warm shower and some food?
January 21, 2026 at 2:21 PM
oh divas ... I'm really not feeling today
January 21, 2026 at 2:02 PM
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ok, so what? if people don't *normalize* a police state, what should they expect from their elected representatives who ABSOLUTELY are acting like business as usual. This post should be addressed to your Democratic colleagues. The rest of us know this is not "normal" and expect ACTION from you all.
We cannot normalize this federal occupation of Minneapolis.

It is not normal to watch people abducted in front of our eyes—dragged from car windows, pulled from their homes, and children left without parents.

This is not about immigration. It’s about unchecked cruelty.
January 20, 2026 at 6:18 PM
also watched the new knight of the seven kingdoms episode and it's v cute! it feels true to the spirit of the books, even down to the lines of dialogue. refreshing change from the last two martin adaptations!
January 19, 2026 at 10:49 PM
no spoilers so I'll just say there's a very cute and sweet guy this season who isn't getting any love and he really needs to call me asap
watching the boyfriend
January 19, 2026 at 10:48 PM
watching the boyfriend
January 19, 2026 at 4:54 AM
had a great time watching "no other choice" followed by a scrumptious coffee & reuben at the diner only to come home to find all my lights back on and my house warm & ready for my slumber. goodnight, gang!
January 18, 2026 at 4:20 AM
like ... whatever, I'm gonna take myself to the movies and then if our power isn't back afterwards I'm curling up at the late night diner with my book
I dunno man. if I'm your friend who lives a minute down the street from you and in the am you share that you lost power at your house and then hours later you update saying you were told you wouldn't get it back until the nighttime at best ... I would offer my home for a warm shower and some food?
January 17, 2026 at 10:59 PM
I dunno man. if I'm your friend who lives a minute down the street from you and in the am you share that you lost power at your house and then hours later you update saying you were told you wouldn't get it back until the nighttime at best ... I would offer my home for a warm shower and some food?
January 17, 2026 at 10:17 PM
this current snow storm is quite gentle and yet! we've lost power anyway.
January 17, 2026 at 4:17 PM
oh good they released (looks again at article) the high school student that they captured
ice kidnapped 11 people in the nearest small city to where I live out here in north jersey. who is protecting us from these monsters?
January 16, 2026 at 10:31 PM
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January 16, 2026 at 3:25 PM
ice kidnapped 11 people in the nearest small city to where I live out here in north jersey. who is protecting us from these monsters?
January 16, 2026 at 7:25 PM
nearly finished with my first read of the year and I'm adoring this story
January 16, 2026 at 1:39 PM
will kiss anybody who comes over with garlic
January 15, 2026 at 10:55 PM
person I love most in the world just paid me the most incredible compliment:

"you're very good at creating spaces/containers for people to express themselves freely"
January 15, 2026 at 1:07 AM