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andrei
@sarmale.bsky.social
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sarmale.bsky.social
I couldn't tell if I wanted to but I can drop this selfie 🫶🏼 from when I was five (5) cocktail tipsy the night of my 30th birthday at a gay bar in bucharest
a bathroom mirror selfie of andrei, a white person with a buzzcut head, round glasses, silver hoop earrings and a thick black moustache, putting their left hand on a tile wall and making a serious face. they are wearing a green textured sweater and dark trousers. the color scheme of the bathroom is bronze, both the mirror and wall have a warm glow from their bronze color.
November 14, 2025 at 12:17 AM
sarmale.bsky.social
halt, traveller! you have reached an appreciation checkpoint. please share appreciation before continuing on with your journey.
a mirror selfie of andrei, a white person with a buzzcut head, round glasses, silver hoop earrings and a thick black moustache, wearing only a green floral robe and black briefs in a room with soft lighting and green tropical plants. they are brushing the robe aside and tugging their waistband suggestively. their chest, stomach and thighs are covered in dark hair.
November 11, 2025 at 3:45 PM
sarmale.bsky.social
snow! on my day off! yippee!
a selfie of andrei, a white person with a buzzcut head, round glasses, silver hoop earrings and a thick black moustache, smiling and holding up a peace sign in front of their snow-covered rhododendron bush. they are wearing a thick navy blue turtleneck sweater and look oh so cozy
November 11, 2025 at 2:03 PM
sarmale.bsky.social
I hate gay halloween, what do you mean you're a vampire pop star version of yourself ?? 💋🦇🩸
a selfie of andrei, with no shirt on, a black fur-lined cloak around their shoulders, black opera gloves with claws, a bright red wig in a bob hairstyle, and vampire fangs andrei in the same outfit as previously except the gloves have come off and the laced up waist cincher around their torso is visible. they are laying on a couch taking a selfie with their prize pumpkin, which is pink and has white letters writing "sexiest costume."
November 2, 2025 at 10:35 AM
sarmale.bsky.social
muzeul național al țăranului
a museum gallery wall with two romanian icons of the blessed virgin mary, painted in the byzantine style as was done by the eastern orthodox churches details of wall art that depict romanian rulers from the middle ages. on the left is vlad drăculea (the impaler) of wallachia holding court from his throne, and on the right is ștefan cel mare of moldova roaring as he brandishes a sword atop a horse, with his cape billowing in the wind. a claude levi-strauss quote translated into romanian is below them. above are large blue letters "T O R I - E" spelling the end of "istorie" (history) a black and white photograph of romanian peasant children, all wearing brimmed felt or tall fur hats or headscarves, as well as vests and jackets. judging by the style they may be from transylvania or maramureș, but andrei is not certain of that
October 31, 2025 at 8:55 AM
sarmale.bsky.social
poftă bună !!!
a table set with romanian food: a bowl of flatbread, a large greek-style salad, a bowl of zacuscă (roasted eggplant and red pepper dip), a skillet with sarmale (sour cabbage rolls) a romanian chili pepper and mămăligă (romanian polenta), another skillet with lamb stew and mămăligă, and two glasses of romanian red wine a market stall covered in bright orange and greenish-grey pumpkins, lovage and parsley stalks, red onions and celeriac bulbs with their green stalks still intact two bowls of soup, one pale yellow (ciorbă rădăuțeană) and one bright orange (ciorbă țărănească), both with green lovage leaves. between them are romanian flatbreads, and each bowl of accompanied by a green romanian chili pepper. a napkin on the table reads "la mama" which is the name of the restaurant
October 30, 2025 at 9:19 PM
sarmale.bsky.social
bucurești oct 2025
a street in the old town of bucharest, with a tall cylindrical glass building on the left, an imposing grey early 20th c french style building on the right, and the large glass cupola of the cec bank building between them. leafy tree branches and electric cables cut across the scene, and the morning light is soft blue and gold a picture of four very handsome queer balkan guys in their 20s and 30s posing cutely together in a monastery courtyard. they all have light skin, dark hair, glasses and wear jackets and coats, and are beaming with joy. behind them is an ivy-covered wall and a tree with lime green leaves. a monastery courtyard in the romanian brâncovenesc style with intricate columns and vegetal carvings on the walls, stone crossed laid about and ivy creeping between them and up the walls. in front of the courtyard is the grey trunk of a very tall tree, whose leaves stretch over the space.
October 30, 2025 at 9:08 PM
sarmale.bsky.social
@sondheimslut.bsky.social is cyberbullying me
a conversation screenshot of a text that reads "you in [redacted] years" followed by a picture of a muppet with a bald head, round glasses and a comically large white bushy moustache ... not dissimilar perhaps to how bluesky user sarmale may look in MANY years should they be blessed to reach old age
October 6, 2025 at 11:50 PM
sarmale.bsky.social
mining for affection
a selfie of andrei, a white person with a buzzcut head, round glasses and silver hoop earrings, smiling inside a mine shaft next to a pile of rocks and a wooden beam. they are wearing a blue denim jacket and green tshirt, and are lit warmly by the mine lantern. a museum exhibit hall with cases of rocks and objects, a large plant and storage lockers with items from the mine's working days. the walls are red brick, which contrasts well with the green lockers, teal floor tiles and brown wooden cabinets
September 27, 2025 at 8:51 PM
sarmale.bsky.social
sleepy! I desire slumber!
a mirror selfie of andrei, a white person with a buzzcut head, round glasses, silver hoop earrings and a black moustache, in a hotel room decorated in geometric motifs and hues of blue, bronze and brown. they are undressed, wearing a blue striped button up shirt that is unbuttoned sluttily to reveal their hairy torso, and black briefs
September 25, 2025 at 11:56 AM
sarmale.bsky.social
asbury park !
a selfie of andrei, a white person with a buzzcut head, round glasses, silver hoop earrings and a black moustache, smiling as they stand in a painted rainbow crosswalk. they are wearing a dashing red, white and black cycling jersey with a black and white fox logo
September 23, 2025 at 11:52 PM
sarmale.bsky.social
regular ol' robin hood over here
a picture of andrei, a white person with a buzzcut head, round glasses and black moustache, smiling and pointing down to a pair of axes, one sunk into a wooden target wall, the other sunken into the first axe. they are head to toe in decadent renaissance faire garb: lace shirt, red velvet vest, black brocade doublet with intricate floral motifs in red and gold, and romanian wide leather kidney belt, and they couldn't look more pleased with their work
September 21, 2025 at 9:13 PM
sarmale.bsky.social
said farewell to summer with one last nude beach day 🌞🫶🏼💓
a picture of andrei naked at the beach, laid on their stomach on a blanket, smiling and holding a copy of "hamnet" by maggie o'farrell.
September 20, 2025 at 2:05 AM
sarmale.bsky.social
Hi diva.. Can I call you diva?
a film photograph of andrei in a forest, standing with part of their body behind a tree. they are a white person with a buzzcut head, round glasses, and a thick moustache, and wear dark trousers and a light button up shirt. their hands are gently placed on the tree, and their expression, due to the distance, glare on their glasses covering their eyes, and the exposure of the film, is unreadable. just over half of the black and white film is washed in a bright crimson, giving the picture a very eerie glow.
September 15, 2025 at 12:35 AM
sarmale.bsky.social
my pits smell warm and cozy today, like a bowl of soup or a rotisserie chicken
a gym mirror selfie of andrei, a white person with a buzzcut head, round glasses, silver hoop earrings and a thick black moustache, smiling and flexing their bicep. they are wearing a black tank top, which shows off their arm and hairy pit, and hold a black thermos bottle in their other arm
September 11, 2025 at 2:02 AM
sarmale.bsky.social
made a little coffee for my friends at the campsite this morning
a photo of andrei, a white person with a blue bandana on their head, round glasses, silver hoop earrings and a black moustache, smiling as they pour coffee from a moka pot into a blue mug. they are wearing a white tshirt and denim pants and jacket. surrounding them is the greenery of the forested campsite, with their friend's tent in the background
September 6, 2025 at 8:08 PM
sarmale.bsky.social
good morning! I am very content & cozy
a photo of a kitchen counter, with a wire rack set behind a white plastic cutting board, atop of which is placed a white mug with a blue rim covered in cats and full of black coffee, a white plate with tan and gold floral motifs containing two slices of buttered banana bread, and next to it a marbled blue butter dish and the banana bread loaf
September 1, 2025 at 12:40 PM
sarmale.bsky.social
grateful for today's catch 🙏🏼🙇🏻‍♂️🥬💓
a picture of andrei, a white person with round glasses, silver hoop earrings, and a thick black moustache, smiling proudly as their hold a savoy cabbage aloft in their overwhelmingly green garden. their pose imitates that seen in photos of straight men holding up fish they caught. they are wearing blue jeans, a grey long sleeve tshirt and a blue bandana over their head. the cabbage is enormous and deep green, with vein-like crinkles all over its head and leaves.
August 30, 2025 at 6:54 PM
sarmale.bsky.social
salut xoxo
a selfie of andrei, a white person with a buzzcut head, round glasses, silver hoop earrings and a black moustache, sitting in their car, smiling with one eye shut in a wink as they flex their bicep for you. they are wearing a blue tshirt with the sleeves cut off to show off not just their modest muscle but their hairy pit, both for your enjoyment
August 17, 2025 at 6:08 PM
sarmale.bsky.social
the sporty spice shirt in question
a bathroom mirror selfie of andrei, a white person with a buzzcut head, round glasses, silver hoop earrings and a black moustache, smiling and throwing up a peace sign. they are wearing black pants and a red racing shirt with black sleeves and white details and a black and white fox silhouette logo on the right breast
August 6, 2025 at 10:18 PM
sarmale.bsky.social
I'm going to miss having a thirty minute commute to the beach! back to the woods and farmland I go
a selfie of andrei, a white person with a buzzcut head, round glasses, silver hoop earrings and a thick moustache, smiling in the sand at a beach. there is a grassy dune behind them, and the setting sun above their head gives the image a warm orange glow
July 31, 2025 at 12:19 PM
sarmale.bsky.social
after several beach days, I just might be finally getting a tan!
a hotel bathroom mirror selfie of andrei, a white person with a buzzcut head, round glasses, silver hoop earrings and a thick moustache, naked and holding a towel over their shoulder. they are visible from the thigh up, and have their hips turned to both hide their crotch and present a view of their hairy rump
July 30, 2025 at 12:16 PM
sarmale.bsky.social
this pic made me realize I have very cute dimples when I smile! anyways these aren't my largest cabbages ever but they are beautiful and they are mine and I can't wait to turn them into sauerkraut or leaves for sarmale 🥰
a picture of andrei, a white person with a buzzcut head, round glasses, silver hoop earrings and a thick moustache smiling as they hold up two hefty green cabbages. they are large enough to cover andrei's torso completely and take up half of the frame.
July 26, 2025 at 8:31 PM
sarmale.bsky.social
hehehehehehehe ohohohoho hehehehe mwahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa !!!!!!
a photo of andrei, a white person with a buzzcut head, round glasses and thick moustache, barely visible in a bathtub that is threatening to overflow with bubbles
July 12, 2025 at 11:42 PM
sarmale.bsky.social
me: "donna cartland drag performance where she's sitting at a typewriter"

@sondheimslut.bsky.social: "everything is romantic"
a picture of bluesky darling matthew (known here as sondheimslut) smiling at a diner table. he's wearing a green hat, round glasses, green button up shirt and a tshirt with a black and white picture of pop icon kylie minogue
June 22, 2025 at 3:00 PM