uhhhhhh alex?
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uhhhhhh alex?
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musician.
VT.
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Casual reminder that the myth of “pulling yourself up by your bootstraps” is a cruel hoax designed to convince poor people from all walks of life that the injustices they face are a result of their own actions, rather than an oppressive system rigged against them.
December 27, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Whether it’s Pete Buttigieg learning to speak eight languages or Donald Trump successfully identifying a giraffe, there’s plenty of intellectual accomplishments on both sides of the aisle.
December 20, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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MY 4-YEAR OLD: *calmly, while coloring a picture of the Grinch* If baby grinches die, we can eat them. If they’re clean. That’s ok
December 17, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Once in a century political opportunity here, if only there were a party to claim it
"According to the…annual Harris Poll, for the 1st time, a majority of Americans believe billionaires are a threat to democracy. A remarkable 71% believe there should be a wealth tax. A majority believe there should be a cap on how much wealth a person can accumulate." www.nytimes.com/2025/12/14/o...
Opinion | The Billionaires Have Gone Full Louis XV
www.nytimes.com
December 15, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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“Oh you should be online to try to provide value to your political side” fuck that that’s nerd shit you should be online because you’re unwell and need to tell people about weird animals you saw
December 15, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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I think the reason so many of us resonate with Mamdani's victory, despite not living anywhere near NYC, is because it's a deafening rebuttal of every centrist political strategist looking down their noses at us for thinking "You Deserve Better" is childish wish fulfillment.

The "-and a pony" crap.
November 5, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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icon behavior
October 26, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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i should be able to click a button at the beginning of a sports season that says “i’m normal” and i don’t get served any ads for crypto or gambling
October 26, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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Hey mainstream media colleagues: you cannot be deported to a country you are not from. That’s kidnapping and trafficking. Call it that. You are lying if you say otherwise.
August 23, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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Feeling ground down by the fascism, sure, but also by the bombardment of tendentious propaganda. Jeans for white titties. The "performative male" thing, a clear psyop by the laziest intern at the Heritage Foundation. In 7 months the only acceptable attire will be a t-shirt with a big handgun on it.
August 23, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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Every person who said 'states rights' wanted Black people excluded from public life. Every person who thought it was reasonable sounding and did not know that was being fooled.

When they say "no trans athletes" they are setting the stage for no trans people everywhere. It's already playing out.
August 15, 2025 at 3:46 PM
60% of the reason i’m shooting to be a doctor is so that i can tell insurance companies to go fuck themselves with regularity
August 15, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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WU-TANG FOREVER 👐🏽
July 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Good morning! I'm in Uganda to visit family and friends.

But depending on your perspective, don't worry or I'm sorry: I'll be back by the end of the month.

See you soon, NYC.
July 20, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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Moments of silence
July 15, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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Justice Sonia Sotomayor wrote, “By retreating from meaningful judicial review exactly where it matters most, the court abandons transgender children and their families to political whims. In sadness, I dissent.”

apnews.com/article/supr...
Supreme Court OKs Tennessee ban on gender-affirming care
Supreme Court OKs Tennessee ban on gender-affirming care for kids, a setback for transgender rights
An American Civil Liberties Union lawyer says the Supreme Court decision upholding Tennessee’s ban on gender-affirming care for transgender minors is “a devastating loss for transgender people” and "e...
apnews.com
June 18, 2025 at 6:17 PM
munchies? you mean cow-punch my uvula with tabasco right from the bottle?
June 10, 2025 at 1:12 PM
if you rly think about it, rex tillerson got that gas fr
May 17, 2025 at 5:57 PM
taught my Alexa to moan every time i say ‘late stage capitalism’

my neighbor left a zucchini on my doorstep

progress
May 17, 2025 at 5:47 AM
my new startup merges NFTs with interpretive dance. investors keep asking if it’s a hostage situation. pivoting to kombucha
May 17, 2025 at 5:43 AM
i hit the commune homegrown and next thing i know i’m absolutely toasted on zillow tryna buy 16,000 acres in an unincorporated rural area adjacent to a town of less than a hundred people with the goal of kicking out the stuffy locals and growing a headquarters for my international cult
May 17, 2025 at 5:28 AM
MIRACLE: gang is INCHES from winning the block, and gifts to flip the pack are worth 3.5x!
$20 = $70
stoptheopps.com/weouthere
GangFIRST
Stop2End
May 17, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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British devs at morning standup be like

EarlyStartup.Init()
May 16, 2025 at 11:30 AM