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THE CLEVELAND CAVALIERS HAVE CLINCHED THE #1 SEED IN THE EASTERN CONFERENCE!!!!!
April 9, 2025 at 1:15 AM
THE CLEVELAND CAVALIERS HAVE CLINCHED THE #1 SEED IN THE EASTERN CONFERENCE!!!!!
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"What the U.S. is doing now is not reform. It is rejecting the very system it created." - Singapore's Prime Minister Lawrence Wong
(April 8, 2025)
(April 8, 2025)
April 8, 2025 at 10:27 PM
"What the U.S. is doing now is not reform. It is rejecting the very system it created." - Singapore's Prime Minister Lawrence Wong
(April 8, 2025)
(April 8, 2025)
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If someone got that Ask Jeeves site up and running again I’m sure we could find a journalist to be like “stunning…technology has created an actual butler…what hath our creator wrought?! zounds! we have become both deliverer and destroyer! Jeeves! Herald of both darkness and light!”
April 9, 2025 at 3:24 AM
If someone got that Ask Jeeves site up and running again I’m sure we could find a journalist to be like “stunning…technology has created an actual butler…what hath our creator wrought?! zounds! we have become both deliverer and destroyer! Jeeves! Herald of both darkness and light!”
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we are maybe two weeks from jesse watters declaring that it’s gay for men to have sex with women
April 8, 2025 at 1:57 PM
we are maybe two weeks from jesse watters declaring that it’s gay for men to have sex with women
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
April 3,1964
April 3,1964
April 4, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
April 3,1964
April 3,1964
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I wanna use this app more but like none of my friends are here 💀
April 2, 2025 at 12:42 PM
I wanna use this app more but like none of my friends are here 💀
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This rocks from first to last frame.
See if you can figure out what this ad from 1984 is selling before the reveal…
March 28, 2025 at 3:33 PM
This rocks from first to last frame.
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Very fun to explain the signal scandal to my 13 year old who truly understands the catastrophe of adding the wrong person to the group chat and absolutely fell out when I showed her the Mike Waltz emojis.
March 25, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Very fun to explain the signal scandal to my 13 year old who truly understands the catastrophe of adding the wrong person to the group chat and absolutely fell out when I showed her the Mike Waltz emojis.
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Four Seasons Landscaping-gate remains the funniest political moment of my lifetime but accidentally adding the editor-in-chief of The Atlantic to your top secret war crimes groupchat is in the mix for sure.
March 24, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Four Seasons Landscaping-gate remains the funniest political moment of my lifetime but accidentally adding the editor-in-chief of The Atlantic to your top secret war crimes groupchat is in the mix for sure.
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March 25, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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"Tiger Woods is dating Donald Trump Jr.'s ex-wife, who kept Trump as her last name," I say. Forty-thousand bees descend on me instantly, killing me in seconds. That was the magic sentence, it turns out. The relief is immense.
March 24, 2025 at 1:54 AM
"Tiger Woods is dating Donald Trump Jr.'s ex-wife, who kept Trump as her last name," I say. Forty-thousand bees descend on me instantly, killing me in seconds. That was the magic sentence, it turns out. The relief is immense.
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Wait the Barack Obama that DMed me and I sent all that money to isn’t the real one????? We were getting married in august 😭 😭 😭
March 23, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Wait the Barack Obama that DMed me and I sent all that money to isn’t the real one????? We were getting married in august 😭 😭 😭
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Oh this goes HARD 🔥🔥🔥
Tesla Model 3 crushed by an Olmec statue
By Mexican sculptor @chavismarmol.bsky.social
By Mexican sculptor @chavismarmol.bsky.social
March 15, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Oh this goes HARD 🔥🔥🔥
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*complete and utter silence*
someone several miles away: *slightly shifts their weight*
Microsoft Teams: yOuR mIcRoPhOnE iS mUtEd!!!!!
someone several miles away: *slightly shifts their weight*
Microsoft Teams: yOuR mIcRoPhOnE iS mUtEd!!!!!
March 12, 2025 at 11:16 PM
*complete and utter silence*
someone several miles away: *slightly shifts their weight*
Microsoft Teams: yOuR mIcRoPhOnE iS mUtEd!!!!!
someone several miles away: *slightly shifts their weight*
Microsoft Teams: yOuR mIcRoPhOnE iS mUtEd!!!!!
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If i saw a child doing heroin i would jump in front of the needle and take the Hit . That is how dedicated i am to community's
March 13, 2025 at 5:57 PM
If i saw a child doing heroin i would jump in front of the needle and take the Hit . That is how dedicated i am to community's
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Several people popped into this thread to chastise me for using the word "fuck" so many times in one post, and I was all, "oh, honey, that's my actual brand" in my brain before I blocked them so they never have to see my filthy filthy posts on Bluesky ever again
A quick post-cruise refresher from me before I do any serious delving into any particular current events:
Fuck fascists
Fuck -phobes
Fuck wealthy sociopaths
Fuck immigrant-haters
Fuck sexists
Fuck anyone who wants to invade Canada and/or Mexico
Fuck vaccine deniers
Fuck this administration
Etc, etc
Fuck fascists
Fuck -phobes
Fuck wealthy sociopaths
Fuck immigrant-haters
Fuck sexists
Fuck anyone who wants to invade Canada and/or Mexico
Fuck vaccine deniers
Fuck this administration
Etc, etc
March 11, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Several people popped into this thread to chastise me for using the word "fuck" so many times in one post, and I was all, "oh, honey, that's my actual brand" in my brain before I blocked them so they never have to see my filthy filthy posts on Bluesky ever again
I’m oomf, somebody give me an alliance that isn’t dumpster juice with bounties
March 11, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I’m oomf, somebody give me an alliance that isn’t dumpster juice with bounties