Woolly
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I apologize in advance-I've been hit in the head too many times.
Random memory;
I ran into a coworker a few years back at an Asian market in October. He had a bag of individually wrapped, dehydrated goldfish in his cart.
I asked him why he was buying them. He said he was going to mix the goldfish in with Halloween candy for Trick or Treaters.
#Legend.
I ran into a coworker a few years back at an Asian market in October. He had a bag of individually wrapped, dehydrated goldfish in his cart.
I asked him why he was buying them. He said he was going to mix the goldfish in with Halloween candy for Trick or Treaters.
#Legend.
November 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Random memory;
I ran into a coworker a few years back at an Asian market in October. He had a bag of individually wrapped, dehydrated goldfish in his cart.
I asked him why he was buying them. He said he was going to mix the goldfish in with Halloween candy for Trick or Treaters.
#Legend.
I ran into a coworker a few years back at an Asian market in October. He had a bag of individually wrapped, dehydrated goldfish in his cart.
I asked him why he was buying them. He said he was going to mix the goldfish in with Halloween candy for Trick or Treaters.
#Legend.
If only they’d find a cure for windmill cancer
Average electricity cost increase since Jan:
Missouri ⬆️ 37%
Iowa ⬆️ 30%
North Dakota ⬆️ 30%
Oklahoma ⬆️ 30%
New Jersey ⬆️ 27%
Nebraska ⬆️ 25%
Montana ⬆️ 25%
Wyoming ⬆️ 23%
NATIONWIDE ⬆️ 11%
Instead of working to lower costs, Trump is boosting power-hungry AI data centers.
Missouri ⬆️ 37%
Iowa ⬆️ 30%
North Dakota ⬆️ 30%
Oklahoma ⬆️ 30%
New Jersey ⬆️ 27%
Nebraska ⬆️ 25%
Montana ⬆️ 25%
Wyoming ⬆️ 23%
NATIONWIDE ⬆️ 11%
Instead of working to lower costs, Trump is boosting power-hungry AI data centers.
November 25, 2025 at 11:45 PM
If only they’d find a cure for windmill cancer
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Hegseth is now threatening to recall Sen. Mark Kelly to active duty in order to court martial him.
November 24, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Hegseth is now threatening to recall Sen. Mark Kelly to active duty in order to court martial him.
Kegsbreath is such an a55hole.
November 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Kegsbreath is such an a55hole.
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it’s that time of the year to do the wtf squint at everyone who says dethaw
November 24, 2025 at 1:48 PM
it’s that time of the year to do the wtf squint at everyone who says dethaw
I love that these are all in one location.
Yay science!
Yay science!
The US ice core research community, with international partners, has recovered valuable records of past climate from the Arctic & Antarctic since the 1950s.
Here is a sampling of cores—including 6,000,000 year old ice via NSF Center for Oldest Ice Exploration—at the NSF Ice Core Facility.
Here is a sampling of cores—including 6,000,000 year old ice via NSF Center for Oldest Ice Exploration—at the NSF Ice Core Facility.
November 24, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I love that these are all in one location.
Yay science!
Yay science!
I travel with my wife to Chicago every year during this weekend. I hang out, she sciences at a conference.
The last three years running, she has become sick as a result.
Today, my body welcomes a sore throat and sniffles.
She’s fine.
I get it Chicago. I get it.
Back to Ann Arbor with me.
The last three years running, she has become sick as a result.
Today, my body welcomes a sore throat and sniffles.
She’s fine.
I get it Chicago. I get it.
Back to Ann Arbor with me.
November 24, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I travel with my wife to Chicago every year during this weekend. I hang out, she sciences at a conference.
The last three years running, she has become sick as a result.
Today, my body welcomes a sore throat and sniffles.
She’s fine.
I get it Chicago. I get it.
Back to Ann Arbor with me.
The last three years running, she has become sick as a result.
Today, my body welcomes a sore throat and sniffles.
She’s fine.
I get it Chicago. I get it.
Back to Ann Arbor with me.
How are we ever going to unfuck this country?
November 23, 2025 at 6:41 PM
How are we ever going to unfuck this country?
Countries with state subsidies for abortion, transgender-friendly policies for children, hate speech laws and affirmative action policies will now be considered to be violating human rights under rules imposed at the State Department.
www.forbes.com/sites/maryro...
www.forbes.com/sites/maryro...
Abortion And DEI Policies Now Considered Violations Of Human Rights, U.S. Says
The Trump administration has overhauled how the State Department conducts its annual Human Rights Report.
www.forbes.com
November 23, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Countries with state subsidies for abortion, transgender-friendly policies for children, hate speech laws and affirmative action policies will now be considered to be violating human rights under rules imposed at the State Department.
www.forbes.com/sites/maryro...
www.forbes.com/sites/maryro...
List of Degrees Not Classed as 'Professional' by Trump Admin:
Nursing
Physician assistants
Physical therapists
Audiologists
Architects
Accountants
Educators
Social workers
www.newsweek.com/full-list-de...
Nursing
Physician assistants
Physical therapists
Audiologists
Architects
Accountants
Educators
Social workers
www.newsweek.com/full-list-de...
Full list of degrees not classed as ‘professional’ by Trump admin
Certain students may no longer receive the same loan for their studies as what counts as "professional" will determine how much they get.
www.newsweek.com
November 23, 2025 at 3:53 PM
List of Degrees Not Classed as 'Professional' by Trump Admin:
Nursing
Physician assistants
Physical therapists
Audiologists
Architects
Accountants
Educators
Social workers
www.newsweek.com/full-list-de...
Nursing
Physician assistants
Physical therapists
Audiologists
Architects
Accountants
Educators
Social workers
www.newsweek.com/full-list-de...
“This is total armageddon for the online right,” wrote law student and left-wing influencer Micah Erfan. “It’s looking like half of their large accounts were foreigners posing as Americans all along.”
Russia, India, Nigeria, etc.
www.thedailybeast.com/top-maga-inf...
Russia, India, Nigeria, etc.
www.thedailybeast.com/top-maga-inf...
Top MAGA Influencers Accidentally Unmasked as Foreign Actors
A new feature on Elon Musk’s X has given deeper insight into the online “America First” movement.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 23, 2025 at 3:49 PM
“This is total armageddon for the online right,” wrote law student and left-wing influencer Micah Erfan. “It’s looking like half of their large accounts were foreigners posing as Americans all along.”
Russia, India, Nigeria, etc.
www.thedailybeast.com/top-maga-inf...
Russia, India, Nigeria, etc.
www.thedailybeast.com/top-maga-inf...
47 is not what MAGA expected.
This is a great lesson that:
1. Never vote party over common sense
2. Don’t elect a 34-time felon, rapist, racist, grifter, who tried to usurp the gov’t and was impeached twice instead of the most qualified candidate ever to run
This is a great lesson that:
1. Never vote party over common sense
2. Don’t elect a 34-time felon, rapist, racist, grifter, who tried to usurp the gov’t and was impeached twice instead of the most qualified candidate ever to run
November 23, 2025 at 2:53 PM
47 is not what MAGA expected.
This is a great lesson that:
1. Never vote party over common sense
2. Don’t elect a 34-time felon, rapist, racist, grifter, who tried to usurp the gov’t and was impeached twice instead of the most qualified candidate ever to run
This is a great lesson that:
1. Never vote party over common sense
2. Don’t elect a 34-time felon, rapist, racist, grifter, who tried to usurp the gov’t and was impeached twice instead of the most qualified candidate ever to run
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This is crazy. Every EU leader needs to be calling the White House!
November 23, 2025 at 2:38 AM
This is crazy. Every EU leader needs to be calling the White House!
On the walls of West Point Military Academy.
November 22, 2025 at 1:55 PM
On the walls of West Point Military Academy.
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I’ll never understand the obsession with politicians.
November 19, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I’ll never understand the obsession with politicians.
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Kinda shows the level of elite capture in this country when the guy with the lowest approval ratings in history is going “hey you fat pig! I’m going to hamburger conference to say fish sandwich! Also not a sex offender!” and the news is just starting to be like huh wonder if this guy is unpopular
November 19, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Kinda shows the level of elite capture in this country when the guy with the lowest approval ratings in history is going “hey you fat pig! I’m going to hamburger conference to say fish sandwich! Also not a sex offender!” and the news is just starting to be like huh wonder if this guy is unpopular
November 20, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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We want to speak directly to members of the Military and the Intelligence Community.
The American people need you to stand up for our laws and our Constitution.
Don’t give up the ship.
The American people need you to stand up for our laws and our Constitution.
Don’t give up the ship.
November 18, 2025 at 1:31 PM
We want to speak directly to members of the Military and the Intelligence Community.
The American people need you to stand up for our laws and our Constitution.
Don’t give up the ship.
The American people need you to stand up for our laws and our Constitution.
Don’t give up the ship.
Few things are as cute as a snoring cat.
This is my 9 year old wee fuzzball Mazey enjoying a little nap. We adopted her at ~1.5 years old.
Support your local animal shelter.
Adopt, don’t shop. Always.
#cat
This is my 9 year old wee fuzzball Mazey enjoying a little nap. We adopted her at ~1.5 years old.
Support your local animal shelter.
Adopt, don’t shop. Always.
#cat
November 20, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Few things are as cute as a snoring cat.
This is my 9 year old wee fuzzball Mazey enjoying a little nap. We adopted her at ~1.5 years old.
Support your local animal shelter.
Adopt, don’t shop. Always.
#cat
This is my 9 year old wee fuzzball Mazey enjoying a little nap. We adopted her at ~1.5 years old.
Support your local animal shelter.
Adopt, don’t shop. Always.
#cat
GD this 47 admin, from soup to nuts, to hell.
November 20, 2025 at 12:48 AM
GD this 47 admin, from soup to nuts, to hell.
So ferocious.
November 19, 2025 at 6:30 AM
So ferocious.
Zakk Sabbath was amazing tonight in Ann Arbor.
That is all.
That is all.
November 19, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Zakk Sabbath was amazing tonight in Ann Arbor.
That is all.
That is all.