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Ser P. Mullet
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very weird to have finally watched Andor and then rewatched Rogue One a day before the Discourse renews again. I'm always finishing things years after the Discourse has died.
November 24, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Yes, absolutely, the best way to cap off that workout is with a double serving of cornbread, extra honey.
November 21, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Switching the pandora station at the gym to Chopin nocturnes; let’s get it, boys
November 21, 2025 at 6:48 AM
hey @billhookunion.beanyear.com, i was downloading sheet music yesterday, saw a useful(?) note on the theme from Mr. Bean:

The words, by the way, are "Ecce homo qui est faba" for the opening ("Behold the man who is a bean") and "Vale homo qui es faba" for the ending ("Farewell, man who is a bean").
November 20, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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the name of duke ellington's childhood piano teacher was MARIETTA CLINKSCALES. delightful
November 20, 2025 at 2:40 PM
umm yeahhh, if you could just get out of my dreams...

... and into my car?

that'd be greaaaattttt.
November 20, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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PACE PICANTE SAUCE COWBOY: ...we killed that man over nothing, you know

COWBOY 2: that was thirty years ago
July 11, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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The thing is, Neville should still be fired.
November 2, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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football’s all like gimme that coconut i want it it’s beautiful but tennis is all like fuck this stupid lemon i hate it
November 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
A list of contributions to the culture from The White Stripes, as remembered by a 48-year-old white guy:

- that nation army thing that we chant player names to
- swirling rumors of incest
- …
November 9, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Omelas already exists: no need to build it or choose it. We already live here –in the narrow, foul, dark prison we let our ignorance, fear, and hatred build for us and keep us in, here in the splendid, beautiful city of life...
November 7, 2025 at 8:14 PM
“We can’t arrest our way out, but we also can’t do *no* arresting, so today we’re saying Portland can have little a arresting, as a treat.”
“We can’t arrest our way out of homelessness, nor should we. Therefore, let’s waste millions of your public dollars on a shelter system we don’t intend to work so we can claim there are enough shelter beds in town to begin arresting our way out of homelessness.”
We can’t arrest our way out of homelessness, nor should we. But for too long, we have failed to enforce our existing laws on dangerous activities that hurt the community.
November 4, 2025 at 12:34 AM
We've got to stop letting US remakes of English classics happen, now they're even trying to reboot the Long Parliament!
November 3, 2025 at 9:53 PM
#RCTID Playoff match day got me like:
November 2, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Can everyone get cool with communism really quickly
October 28, 2025 at 4:07 PM
“Once we have enough beds, we start cracking heads” was always Keith’s plan, but a significant chunk of the Portland electorate swooned over his aw-shucks routine and deluded themselves that he found some Secret Third Way.
Mayors Wilson’s overnight shelters have a remarkable vacancy rate — some up to 80% empty on average night.

He says that’s a positive.

“I’ve told my team I need hundreds of empty beds every night.”

That’s because it will allow him to start enforcing the city’s public camping ban next month.
Portland Mayor Keith Wilson announces plans to open addiction recovery shelter beds
The beds will open as the mayor plans to begin enforcing the city’s camping ban.
www.opb.org
October 23, 2025 at 5:52 PM
My coaching strategy is simple: if you have the chance to start Diego Chara, you start Diego Chara.
October 23, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Redeem yr fucken mcchikin
October 23, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Goddamn I love playoff soccer
October 23, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Becoming a Ragtime Guy
October 20, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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Spiders don’t have skeletons. Stop that.
October 31, 2023 at 10:38 PM