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Ser P. Mullet
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umm yeahhh, if you could just get out of my dreams...

... and into my car?

that'd be greaaaattttt.
Lumbergh from Office Space
November 20, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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Scott Joplin’s composer note at the top of Searchlight Rag: Notice: Do not play this piece fast. It is never right to play “Ragtime” fast. Composer
November 12, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Screenshot of Marge Simpson holding a potato for the famous line: "I just think they're neat!"
November 11, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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We've got to stop letting US remakes of English classics happen, now they're even trying to reboot the Long Parliament!
Jeb Bush: "please clap"
November 3, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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#RCTID Playoff match day got me like:
November 2, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Sweaty guy from the “two buttons” meme
September 30, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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seeing this late; instantly thought of this
Movie poster for Soleil Ô (1970) featuring a shouting man's face repeated endlessly to look like a crowd of clones.
September 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Eddington (2025)

[SPOILER]
A detail from a medieval illumination: A male figure looks off into the distance with a sort of wistful smile on his face, another man behind him wearing a dark hat or helmet, with a similar facial expression, plunges a short sword directly down onto the top of the first man's head. Blood gushes from the wound, resembling flames.
September 23, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Screenshot of a tweet from Noah Kulwin (using the screenname “degrowth larry summers”): “Great time to be a hater, many things suck and many people are stupid”
September 19, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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still frame from Rushmore (1998) with a character saying "With friends like you, who needs friends?"
September 11, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Screenshot from The Simpsons showing Lionel Hutz (a lawyer) imagining a world without lawyers (people of all colors, genders, and creeds dancing in harmony under rainbows and a smiling sun).
August 20, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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PSA flier on an outdoor signboard, it features a smiling cartoon bear wearing a life preserver and giving a thumbs up with a strained smile. The caption surrounds the drawing, reading "Don't Drown. It will ruin your day."
July 11, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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still frame from a documentary about the Donetsk Basin with a weary soldier. The caption reads "The kind Vladimir Ilyich would have shot everybody here."
July 2, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Huey Freeman from The Boondocks with a judgmental glare.
May 30, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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Picture This says it’s “Blue Blossom”?
Screenshot from the app Picture This: Blue blossom Ceanothus thyrsiflorus Also known as: Blueblossom, Blue blossom ceanothus, California Lilac, Blue brush, Carmel ceanothus, San Luis Obispo Ceanothus Genus: Ceanothus - Redroots Family: Rhamnaceae - Buckthorn, Hardleaf
May 15, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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May 12, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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daaaaaaaa pope!
still image from the recurring SNL bit "The Superfans", a group of large Chicago sports fans, starring George Wendt.
May 8, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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Plus now I get this fancy icon in my plex sports library
Stylish retro poster for The US Open Cup
May 8, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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“And Tiny Hydrangea (who did NOT die!)”
A small bud from a hydrangea plant, which was thought to have died over the winter after no growth had been witnessed this year.
May 6, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Chinese Boomhauer speaks no lies
Screenshot of a Chinese person with a Texas-style cowboy hat, the caption reads “we know the state motto of Texas is friendship” Same person continuing “but it’s actually if you touch my truck” “I’ll beat your ass up”
March 13, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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ACP doesn't count
screenshot from October, Ten Days That Shook The World (1927) reading "Только под железным руководством коммунистической партии может быть обеспечена победа народных масс." Translation: "Only under the iron direction of the Communist Party may the victory of the People be secured."
March 6, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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Saw this yesterday and woke up to it being reality today
March 5, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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It’s opening weekend, let’s fucking go, my #RCTID friends! I love our weird little team and our weird little league!
February 22, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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Body of a Bluesky post reading: if in the last month you’ve found yourself thinking “with all the shitshow nationally thank god I live in portland, i feel safe here”
February 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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this has never been a thing I’ve thought. Not bragging, but this should have been clear ten years ago.
February 21, 2025 at 9:14 PM