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Tim Simpson
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Gen X code monkey fighting a losing battle against my book, video game, and Lego backlogs. Cats and dogs. Will like all your Star Trek jokes 🖖

Ravens, O’s, Blue Hens, and #LFC
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November 19, 2025 at 12:26 PM
The occasional non-baseball post in my timeline right now is really confusing me
November 2, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Way more interesting than it needed to be at the end, but a win is a win.

Just hope there’s nothing too serious with Minicucci.
Delaware recovers it. MTSU is out of timeouts.

Delaware is going to win the football game!
Touchdown MTSU! They’re down 3 with 1 minute left. Onside kick incoming.
October 23, 2025 at 3:33 AM
If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula.
October 22, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Watching Flacco play well makes my heart happy
October 17, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Not the first time today I’ve heard the Moody Blues going to commercial from a football game. R.I.P. John Lodge
October 13, 2025 at 12:41 AM
There’s always room for grift
Critical part of the President's new $100,000 charge for H1-B visas: The Administration can also offer a $100,000 discount to any person, company, or industry that it wants. Replacing rules with arbitrary discretion.

Want visas? You know who to call and who to flatter.
September 20, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Go Hens!!! 🔵🟡
DELAWARE BEATS UCONN IN OT!

BLUE HENS!
September 13, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Death. Taxes. The King Henry stiff arm.
Derrick Henry, y'all
September 8, 2025 at 1:04 AM
It doesn’t mean being ready to talk either
🐈‍⬛🤍
August 24, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Evergreen
Why is everyone talking about Coldplay?
July 17, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Just posting my wife’s buns on the internet for the whole world to see.
April 20, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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the only way kidnapping and illegally detaining lawful permanent residents (or citizens!) in foreign concentration camps "plays out" is we all live our lives under fascism or the fascists are jailed and many of them executed. that's it. read a fuckin book.
April 14, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I’m not aware of any experiment anywhere that shows UBI is anything but an unmitigated good thing.
April 11, 2025 at 4:56 PM
All I ask is that my old fashioned not be watered down or overly sweet. Why is that so hard?
April 11, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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Fuck each and every person that voted for this. This is evil.
“One young man sobbed when a guard pushed him to the floor. He said, ‘I’m not a gang member. I’m gay. I’m a barber.’ I believed him. *** He “began to whimper,” as his head was roughly shaved, “folding his hands in prayer as his hair fell.” He “asked for his mother & cried as he was slapped again.”
What the Venezuelans Deported to El Salvador Experienced
Exclusive photos of the arrival of Venezuelan detainees deported from the U.S.
time.com
March 22, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Doing the perfectly normal thing this morning of getting by vaccines updated so I can travel to another state.
March 21, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I love Delaware. I went to UD and lived there for twenty years. But I was born and raised in Maryland. And the orange crush is Maryland’s drink. Anything else is crazy talk.
🍹The orange crush news you've all been waiting for:

The bill making the crush the official state cocktail has been approved by a House of Delegates committee and was just✨enthusiastically✨ moved forward in the process by the full House.

Background:
www.thebaltimorebanner.com/politics-pow...
Delaware fired first in the orange crush war. Now Maryland is ready to attack.
Maryland lawmakers are trying to make the orange crush our state cocktail, a year after Delaware stole our favorite drink.
www.thebaltimorebanner.com
March 16, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Inject this into my veins
The Blue Hens are trying to win this thing…
March 11, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Go Hens!
March 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
In levels of “not understanding the source material”, this surpasses Republicans playing Born in the USA at rallies.
Sony is exploring AI-power characters for their PlayStation games

A video of an AI version of Aloy in #HorizonForbiddenWest has leaked

(via verge)
March 10, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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People arguing that Dems should moderate on the trans people in sports because it's popular are not just morally idiots, but also either politically dumb or disingenuous because it's a policy/outcome popularity thing again, in the end the outcome are gender inspections for kids which are unpopular.
March 8, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Nailing the analysis as always. #lfc
March 7, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Liverpool in no way deserved it, but I’ll certainly take it! #lfc #ynwa
The definition of smash and grab.

Paris Saint-Germain have had 27 shots, but there is only one stat that matters.

Harvey Elliott steps off the bench to give Liverpool a 1-0 lead 47 seconds after coming on.
March 5, 2025 at 9:58 PM