A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.

A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.

this is a letter to the editor from a high school track runner who came in second to a trans girl in a race. her state house rep in maine started talking about it. so she wrote this: www.pressherald.com/2025/05/14/r...

I don’t know man, what could it possibly be?

to all who celebrate...

Maybe everyone can see it now, but the world's richest people have tanked it all to restock assets and get liquid after years of illegally playing with funny money. They used "the wokeness" as a cudgel and it worked. The next Disney princess WILL be white, as we all eat beans under the highway.

the equivalence between income and intelligence is, in fact, the hallmark of this age, wherein the dumbest people are granted total control over society because they lack the ethical commitments to not hoard wealth for themselves

I will never stop being aghast that the United States built a higher education system that was literally the envy of the entire world—our bitterest political enemies nonetheless sent their children to us to be educated, it was so good—& then just decided to systematically, ruthlessly dismantle it

SCROOGE (Walton Goggins) (VO): It had been seven years Old Marley had been dead. Unless this is known, nothing fantastic can be understood

MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper

States’ Rights is an American political philosophy that means states are allowed to be more authoritarian than the federal government, but cannot be more liberal than the federal government

Supreme Court Justices came to work today to say “whoa whoa whoa you’re asking me to make a decision with significant nationwide legal implications based on the factual record developed in a single court in a single state… what if other courts disagreed?” like they all just fell off a turnip truck.

Here are my thoughts re: Chevron. I wasted three years of law school learning about precedent, standing, actual harm, separation of powers, judicial restraint, and actual legal reasoning, when I should have been learning "find out what billionaires want and work backwards."

"My Roman Empire is Caitlin Clark"

Before you say something mean about Henry Kissinger, take a breath and see if you can think of something meaner

*pets him very carefully*

A thousand years ago this Chinese gentleman went from pragmatic cat employer to doting cat slave with no regrets.