Thursday, Cocoa’s Treat Provider
@thurs.bsky.social
If you can’t do something smart, do something right. (He/him)
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my personal doomsday clock just shifted eight seconds closer to midnight
November 26, 2025 at 1:51 PM
my personal doomsday clock just shifted eight seconds closer to midnight
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I think Pecan Pie is one of those things that is divisive now because it’s just a blob of sugar with nuts on it but to someone 150 years ago who ate shoes it was probably like having 12 orgasms at once
November 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I think Pecan Pie is one of those things that is divisive now because it’s just a blob of sugar with nuts on it but to someone 150 years ago who ate shoes it was probably like having 12 orgasms at once
hope my feedback on the Art Institute of Chicago is helpful
November 25, 2025 at 4:03 PM
hope my feedback on the Art Institute of Chicago is helpful
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An honor to host filmmaker Jafar Panâhi last night for a special screening of IT WAS JUST AN ACCIDENT
November 25, 2025 at 3:04 PM
An honor to host filmmaker Jafar Panâhi last night for a special screening of IT WAS JUST AN ACCIDENT
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listen to me. listen to me right now. if you don't know what this tweet means, just close your device. don't look anything up. go for a walk. return in a week. if you don't listen to me, your life will be ruined and i can't be held accountable
November 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
listen to me. listen to me right now. if you don't know what this tweet means, just close your device. don't look anything up. go for a walk. return in a week. if you don't listen to me, your life will be ruined and i can't be held accountable
i should have listened to the people who said to put my phone down
November 22, 2025 at 7:18 AM
i should have listened to the people who said to put my phone down
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This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year
November 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year
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Finishing out the last hour or so of Extra Life 2025 with Angela and Austin! Drop in and say hello!
twitch.tv/sirthurs
twitch.tv/sirthurs
November 16, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Finishing out the last hour or so of Extra Life 2025 with Angela and Austin! Drop in and say hello!
twitch.tv/sirthurs
twitch.tv/sirthurs
incredibly enough, all my tech is set up for extra life with a minute to spare! i’ve just gotta go grab the pong table for donations - we should be spun up by 11:15.
see y’all soon!
twitch.tv/sirthurs
see y’all soon!
twitch.tv/sirthurs
Twitch
Twitch is the world
twitch.tv
November 15, 2025 at 4:59 PM
incredibly enough, all my tech is set up for extra life with a minute to spare! i’ve just gotta go grab the pong table for donations - we should be spun up by 11:15.
see y’all soon!
twitch.tv/sirthurs
see y’all soon!
twitch.tv/sirthurs
crushed that i was unable to source this for extra life this year and had to settle for buying a regular bottle for malort shots
"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
November 15, 2025 at 11:40 AM
crushed that i was unable to source this for extra life this year and had to settle for buying a regular bottle for malort shots
what’s up folks
it’s extra life saturday tomorrow and i’m gearing up for my eleventh year
cocoa sadly won’t be with us this year, but her spirit lives on - for the first $3000 raised, i’m matching 50 percent to CMN and 25 percent to chicago area animal shelters
it’s extra life saturday tomorrow and i’m gearing up for my eleventh year
cocoa sadly won’t be with us this year, but her spirit lives on - for the first $3000 raised, i’m matching 50 percent to CMN and 25 percent to chicago area animal shelters
November 14, 2025 at 10:52 PM
what’s up folks
it’s extra life saturday tomorrow and i’m gearing up for my eleventh year
cocoa sadly won’t be with us this year, but her spirit lives on - for the first $3000 raised, i’m matching 50 percent to CMN and 25 percent to chicago area animal shelters
it’s extra life saturday tomorrow and i’m gearing up for my eleventh year
cocoa sadly won’t be with us this year, but her spirit lives on - for the first $3000 raised, i’m matching 50 percent to CMN and 25 percent to chicago area animal shelters
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Now more than ever,
I do not agree with what is going on and I wish it to stop
November 13, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Now more than ever,
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A siege-breaking snowstorm followed by the strongest aurora in living memory is proof that Chicago has the Mandate of Heaven and its enemies will die by her sword
November 12, 2025 at 2:58 AM
A siege-breaking snowstorm followed by the strongest aurora in living memory is proof that Chicago has the Mandate of Heaven and its enemies will die by her sword
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The difference in time between now and I can has cheezburger
Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
November 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
The difference in time between now and I can has cheezburger
Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
@durbin.senate.gov Hey Senator Durbin - If you cave to Republicans in the Senate on this awful deal, it’ll hurt tens of thousands of people a lot more than it’ll help anyone. Do us all a favor and reject the deal. Had to contact you on Bluesky because your office won’t take messages. Thanks!
November 9, 2025 at 11:04 PM
@durbin.senate.gov Hey Senator Durbin - If you cave to Republicans in the Senate on this awful deal, it’ll hurt tens of thousands of people a lot more than it’ll help anyone. Do us all a favor and reject the deal. Had to contact you on Bluesky because your office won’t take messages. Thanks!
thrilled to finally put the finishing touches on my @extralife4kids.bsky.social 2025 page! check out my campaign here, and watch for me in the background of extra life: unlocked this saturday in salt lake city!
Extra Life | Change Kids' Health, Change the Future
I'm raising funds with #EXTRALIFE for kids treated at my Children's Miracle Network Hospitals! I need your help to reach my fundraising goal. Please donate today to change kids' health.
www.extra-life.org
November 5, 2025 at 2:21 PM
thrilled to finally put the finishing touches on my @extralife4kids.bsky.social 2025 page! check out my campaign here, and watch for me in the background of extra life: unlocked this saturday in salt lake city!
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how is this guy simultaneously completely fucking insane and a more honorable opponent than any republican in national office
I do not think he should be mayor, but this is so much healthier of an approach to take toward a democratic election than anything we are hearing from Andrew Cuomo. Cuomo is going to leave NYC the moment he loses. Sliwa seems to truly want to stay in this great city.
November 4, 2025 at 5:34 AM
how is this guy simultaneously completely fucking insane and a more honorable opponent than any republican in national office
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A movie you’ve seen more than seven times with a gif.
November 3, 2025 at 5:41 PM
A movie you’ve seen more than seven times with a gif.
well that was fun
November 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
well that was fun