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Throatmuppet
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· Jul 25
Crazy how much the conditions leading up to the french revolution mirror our situation
-leader of state believes whatever the last person he talked to said
-conservative political leaders have convinced the lower classes they defend their rights and freedoms but are really just in it for themselves
-leader of state believes whatever the last person he talked to said
-conservative political leaders have convinced the lower classes they defend their rights and freedoms but are really just in it for themselves
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two old guys in the gym sauna chatting away in arabic - obvs i’ve got no idea what they’re saying until one of them goes “parallel parking inshallah”. inshallah indeed brother.
November 19, 2025 at 5:08 PM
two old guys in the gym sauna chatting away in arabic - obvs i’ve got no idea what they’re saying until one of them goes “parallel parking inshallah”. inshallah indeed brother.
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so there's this guy #talesoftheabyss
November 20, 2025 at 10:35 PM
so there's this guy #talesoftheabyss
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credit goes to swampgallows on tumblr but i think about this comic every so often
November 21, 2025 at 8:28 PM
credit goes to swampgallows on tumblr but i think about this comic every so often
I take pictures sometimes btw. you can see some of them at 640by480.com/throatmuppet/ if you want
640by480
640by480.com
November 21, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I take pictures sometimes btw. you can see some of them at 640by480.com/throatmuppet/ if you want
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do you guys like plushies
November 20, 2025 at 11:29 PM
do you guys like plushies
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*liking a photo of an anime girl with a fat ass with the wistful optimism of a shounen protagonist* someday I'll be able to handle all that. just you wait! 👊
November 19, 2025 at 9:38 PM
*liking a photo of an anime girl with a fat ass with the wistful optimism of a shounen protagonist* someday I'll be able to handle all that. just you wait! 👊
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Give us our roses while we're still alive.
November 20, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Give us our roses while we're still alive.
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pornography 👍
November 21, 2025 at 12:25 AM
pornography 👍
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dude they need to start making computers you can fuck again. im tired of ai. my phone should have a scsi port on it
November 20, 2025 at 11:17 PM
dude they need to start making computers you can fuck again. im tired of ai. my phone should have a scsi port on it
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The number of sickness that can befall women is bafflingly vast.
There should only be one women's disease, called "The Demon Lord's Corruption", which makes you Hot and Evil until it can be cured by a pure-hearted knight (provided by the local hospital at no expense) fucking the poison out of you.
There should only be one women's disease, called "The Demon Lord's Corruption", which makes you Hot and Evil until it can be cured by a pure-hearted knight (provided by the local hospital at no expense) fucking the poison out of you.
November 21, 2025 at 12:32 AM
The number of sickness that can befall women is bafflingly vast.
There should only be one women's disease, called "The Demon Lord's Corruption", which makes you Hot and Evil until it can be cured by a pure-hearted knight (provided by the local hospital at no expense) fucking the poison out of you.
There should only be one women's disease, called "The Demon Lord's Corruption", which makes you Hot and Evil until it can be cured by a pure-hearted knight (provided by the local hospital at no expense) fucking the poison out of you.
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Kakyūsei // Elf // PC-98
November 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Kakyūsei // Elf // PC-98
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Every once in a while, I check my son's Steam reviews.
November 20, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Every once in a while, I check my son's Steam reviews.
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#OtD 20 Nov 1936 Spanish rail worker, civil war military leader and anarcho-syndicalist Buenaventura Durruti died after being shot the previous day during the defence of Madrid from the fascists, probably by accident. 500,000 workers attended his funeral shop.workingclasshistory.com/collections/...
November 20, 2025 at 2:55 PM
#OtD 20 Nov 1936 Spanish rail worker, civil war military leader and anarcho-syndicalist Buenaventura Durruti died after being shot the previous day during the defence of Madrid from the fascists, probably by accident. 500,000 workers attended his funeral shop.workingclasshistory.com/collections/...
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i think disarming the state doing the genocide would work better than disarming the victims, but just what i think
November 19, 2025 at 6:05 PM
i think disarming the state doing the genocide would work better than disarming the victims, but just what i think
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What do we say when the government comes asking for data it's not entitled to? Fuck you, make me.
www.autonomynews.co/doj-subpoena...
www.autonomynews.co/doj-subpoena...
The DOJ Subpoenaed Patient Info From a Gender-Affirming Care Clinic. It Fought Back.
A Washington judge quashed the Trump administration's attempt to subpoena patient information from the telehealth practice QueerDoc—but the fight may not be over.
www.autonomynews.co
November 19, 2025 at 10:15 PM
What do we say when the government comes asking for data it's not entitled to? Fuck you, make me.
www.autonomynews.co/doj-subpoena...
www.autonomynews.co/doj-subpoena...
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When I was watching XPlay, this Mountain Dew ad came on where this guy forcefemmes transgenderizes his homie.
November 19, 2025 at 7:40 PM
When I was watching XPlay, this Mountain Dew ad came on where this guy forcefemmes transgenderizes his homie.
GT7 lowk becomes a gacha post-campaign but that's okay because instead of giving you jpegs of busty women it's cars you can drive in a videogame where you've been doing that for a hundred hours already
November 19, 2025 at 7:38 PM
GT7 lowk becomes a gacha post-campaign but that's okay because instead of giving you jpegs of busty women it's cars you can drive in a videogame where you've been doing that for a hundred hours already
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speaking of edits, my favorite edit is the one with the DQ crew
November 19, 2025 at 5:41 PM
speaking of edits, my favorite edit is the one with the DQ crew
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it just happens so fast
November 14, 2025 at 9:11 PM
it just happens so fast