Future Schmendrick
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Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
LOS GATOS, CA—In an attempt to fend off growing competition from Paramount and Netflix, Plex CEO Keith Valory announced Monday that the streaming platform had submitted a $35 bid for Warner Bros. Disc...
theonion.com
December 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
Why is the hardest thing in the world telling some random person who wants to give your dog a treat no
December 5, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Why is the hardest thing in the world telling some random person who wants to give your dog a treat no
Tom Brady is John from Cincinnati, only weirder
November 27, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Tom Brady is John from Cincinnati, only weirder
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If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
Is there a bigger oxymoron than Ally Bank
November 19, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Is there a bigger oxymoron than Ally Bank
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"Agencies within the U.S. Department of Homeland Security, including ICE, ERO, and CBP intend to implement a comprehensive plan to target Spanish-speaking churches across the country during the upcoming holiday season between Thanksgiving, Nov. 27, and Christmas, Dec. 25."
Exclusive: Trump DHS Plans Immigration Raids on Churches Over Holidays
The Trump Dept. of Homeland Security is briefing federal agencies on plans for immigration enforcement operations inside churches over holidays.
thisweekinworcester.com
November 18, 2025 at 1:12 AM
"Agencies within the U.S. Department of Homeland Security, including ICE, ERO, and CBP intend to implement a comprehensive plan to target Spanish-speaking churches across the country during the upcoming holiday season between Thanksgiving, Nov. 27, and Christmas, Dec. 25."
Love James Austin Johnson but Marcelo Hernandez should be Trump
November 18, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Love James Austin Johnson but Marcelo Hernandez should be Trump
@michaelhobbes.bsky.social the ultraprocessed food people tricked The Daily Show/Nick Offerman into shilling their bullshit 🙃
November 14, 2025 at 10:22 AM
@michaelhobbes.bsky.social the ultraprocessed food people tricked The Daily Show/Nick Offerman into shilling their bullshit 🙃
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Oh, Dick Cheney died? Well-- *sees Bluesky mod around corner* What's really important is championing the open protocol.
November 4, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Oh, Dick Cheney died? Well-- *sees Bluesky mod around corner* What's really important is championing the open protocol.
@support.bsky.team hey every time I watch a video I get locked into fullscreen and have to force quit
November 4, 2025 at 5:28 PM
@support.bsky.team hey every time I watch a video I get locked into fullscreen and have to force quit
@harrisfootball.com these new video ads on the deep shot site are super junky
November 3, 2025 at 8:23 PM
@harrisfootball.com these new video ads on the deep shot site are super junky
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The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'
10/10 response, no notes
10/10 response, no notes
October 24, 2025 at 8:27 AM
The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'
10/10 response, no notes
10/10 response, no notes
Gen V is nearly useless. Telling the least ambitious story possible
October 23, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Gen V is nearly useless. Telling the least ambitious story possible
@davidjroth.bsky.social why do you follow @lylerubin.bsky.social
October 21, 2025 at 3:31 PM
@davidjroth.bsky.social why do you follow @lylerubin.bsky.social
Is that Beau Bridges or an animatronic disney president
October 21, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Is that Beau Bridges or an animatronic disney president
Chargers gonna turn these jerseys back into water bottles
October 19, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Chargers gonna turn these jerseys back into water bottles
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The Trader Joe’s chocolate coffee granola is Cocoa Puffs for adults
October 14, 2025 at 7:16 PM
The Trader Joe’s chocolate coffee granola is Cocoa Puffs for adults
Collinsworth accidentally got into the hard seltzers
October 13, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Collinsworth accidentally got into the hard seltzers
Did The Boys need a spin-off
October 10, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Did The Boys need a spin-off
Making Dean Blandino get on camera to apologize to the Eagles. +1 for the league office
September 28, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Making Dean Blandino get on camera to apologize to the Eagles. +1 for the league office
Ruben Amorim - Am I the Drama? (2025)
September 27, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Ruben Amorim - Am I the Drama? (2025)
Liam on What It Feels Like for a Girl is what a hot Jokic would look like
September 25, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Liam on What It Feels Like for a Girl is what a hot Jokic would look like
my p(STUPID) = 1.00
September 25, 2025 at 3:11 AM
my p(STUPID) = 1.00