Future Schmendrick
@thotandchaser.bsky.social
private intellectual
he/him
he/him
Give Jacob Tierney his flowers
December 9, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Give Jacob Tierney his flowers
The Philly accent is just the cherry on top
December 4, 2025 at 4:57 PM
The Philly accent is just the cherry on top
I’m in the middle of Flashlight by Susan Choi, has some of the same vibes, more literary
December 3, 2025 at 7:37 AM
I’m in the middle of Flashlight by Susan Choi, has some of the same vibes, more literary
A Big Bang Theory spin-off does not sound very HBO
November 24, 2025 at 4:16 PM
A Big Bang Theory spin-off does not sound very HBO
Disney totally greenlit the second season after a huge piece in New York Mag, it’s on them
November 21, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Disney totally greenlit the second season after a huge piece in New York Mag, it’s on them
And the creator is a fucking creep
November 21, 2025 at 5:02 PM
And the creator is a fucking creep
Gen X has zero info literacy. That’s not what they call him lmao
November 21, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Gen X has zero info literacy. That’s not what they call him lmao
Just called Min’s office about this, though the district is changing next year
November 20, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Just called Min’s office about this, though the district is changing next year
I saw a baby blue Smart lifted on huge off-road tires today
November 15, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I saw a baby blue Smart lifted on huge off-road tires today
Their laughably dusty style guide really rhymes with their writers’ takes, or is that täkes
November 8, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Their laughably dusty style guide really rhymes with their writers’ takes, or is that täkes
Don’t put it in the paper that he’s mad
November 4, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Don’t put it in the paper that he’s mad
“Seven hours of Red Zone Football” energy
November 4, 2025 at 5:11 PM
“Seven hours of Red Zone Football” energy
All I ask is they don’t follow you down the page 🙏🏼
November 3, 2025 at 10:40 PM
All I ask is they don’t follow you down the page 🙏🏼