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thotandchaser.bsky.social
Future Schmendrick
@thotandchaser.bsky.social
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Why do you follow this chud?
@ Tom Hearden @followtheh.bsky.social • 14m © Transmisogyny • Transphobia (General)
October 16, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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@minakimes.bsky.social had to get your ultimate sleeper Darnell Washington in my sicko league
[fantasy football draft results on a dirty computer screen] Julian Hill Mia TE Darnell Washington Pit TE Adam Trautman Den TE Team Morse Hazi's Puka Shell Professionals Team Rapha
August 31, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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@jamellebouie.net there’s an account impersonating you on TikTok with a decent little amount of followers
12:56 г 4 Safari 1,447 Following …jamellebovie @jamellebovie 17.1K Followers Unblock 225.2K Likes !!!- You blocked ..jamellebouie You aren't able to see each other's content
August 2, 2025 at 7:57 AM
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While you’re at it, any diet of prestige HBO mess would be incomplete without Mother God
Man in bandana and beard smiling behind grinning dirty blond woman with her head in her hand, bright window behind them. HBO ORIGINAL Love Has Won THE CULT OF MOTHER GOD TV-MA 54m 2023 AD)))
June 14, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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@ironpigs.bsky.social lol this huge box confused me for a second
a gigantic shipping carton with a red and white striped tomato pie box holding a AAA Lehigh Valley iron pigs novelty baseball cap that reads “tomato pie/ready to eat/morabito artisan bakery since 1932”
April 17, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Chinese manufacturing truly has our number
Listing in Chinese marketplace Xianyu of a Kobe Bryant Hot Wheels helicopter for ¥175
March 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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Got to the neck store and it was already closed
College-age Zeke Elliott and Joey Bosa in Ohio State letter jackets looking like they’re dressed up as nerds for Halloween, small smiles.
January 7, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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@drewmagary.bsky.social chair time just got a huge upgrade
YouTube TV YouTube TV Zen Find your inner chill with the new Zen channel on YouTube TV You've been asking for 24/7 access to our beloved zen moments, and we heard you. Based on your suggestion, we've launched a dedicated zen channel so you can tune in to this calming content anytime. Ready to unwind? Find the channel by searching YouTube TV Zen directly in the app. If you have a Custom Live Guide, be sure to add the channel to your lineup in Settings. Visit the Zen channel
December 5, 2024 at 6:11 PM
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CARE FOR ME Saba Rap • 2018 • 40 Lossless • Play x; Shuffle * 1. BUSY/SIRENS (feat. theMIND) 2 BROKEN GIRLS & LIFE E 3 • 4 CALLIGRAPHY B 5 FIGHTER (feat. KAINA) @ ..• ..
November 14, 2024 at 12:03 AM
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Yellow lab mix with floppy orange ears in cream-colored blanket on brown-red couch
November 5, 2024 at 5:10 AM
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Tusi as in rhymes with bussy?
Bag of pink powder held by a lab worker DEFA D# moil OOLPOOBSSIES* 9260 TW 111g . It's hot pink and smells sweet. But the party drug tusi can prove deadly. BY DAVID OVALLE OCTOBER 22 AT 10:31 AM MIAMI - It's hot pink, like cotton candy. It even smells sweet. But there is danzer rime in the mind altering bowder known. variouslv.
October 22, 2024 at 11:11 PM
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This country song on the Phillies locker room mix is something
11:43 C Dicked Down in Dallas Trey Lewis EXPLICIT I bet she didn't think twice about Amarillo Hell Denver all but once crossed her mind She's flyin' down 40 like a bat out of hell for Memphis She left me all alone in Montgomery tonight She's gettin' dicked down in Dallas Railed out in Raleigh Tag teamed up in lennessee Anal in Austin, butt fucked in Boston Givin' neck down in New Orleans Puttin' me through hell fuckin' someone else Now I'm the one on my knees Prayin' she'll come back gimme that sweet ass But I already know that she's gettin' dicked down in Dallas Dicked down, dicked down in Dallas Dicked down, dicked down in Dallas She's probably in the Lone Star State Sucking off ol' what's his name I wonder what her daddy'd say Maybe he's the one to blame a Q getting dicked down in new orleans
October 5, 2024 at 6:58 PM
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@otsumamiboy.bsky.social how are dodgers NLDS tickets going for a quarter of phillies listings? Do the dodgers secretly have no fans?
NLDS: Dodgers vs. TBD - Home Game 1 Dodger Stadium: Los Angeles, CA - Date TBD TickPick.com listings showing Dodgers fans care about their team about a quarter as much as the Phillies, price-wise ($90)
September 27, 2024 at 5:47 AM
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Loser Bruno and Argentina teammates setting up a volleyball block at the Tokyo 2020 Olympics in 2021.
July 28, 2024 at 7:16 PM
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DS June Lenker/Criminal Record
Cash Jumbo in a hi-viz london police jacket on the show Criminal Record
July 22, 2024 at 3:57 PM
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Drag Queen Kitty Scott-Claus
July 21, 2024 at 9:05 PM
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It was cute enough until this bit:
Tesla had to recall all of the 3,878 Cybertrucks produced from November through the end of March because the accelerator pedal can get stuck, although Carter doesn't believe his car was impacted.
May 13, 2024 at 3:47 PM
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@michaelhobbes.bsky.social zoe schiffer low key came for you in the new twitter book lol
“For better or worse, this is a key part of Twitter’s allure. It encourages its users to go viral, rewarding them with an algorithmically baited audience. Twitter, in a sense, can turn a nobody into someone very popular overnight. It can also turn anyone into the day’s public enemy. “The platonic ideal of a Main Character tweet: A reasonable, low-stakes gripe about a relatable situation,” podcaster Michael Hobbes wrote, “and 10,000 people in the replies making up scenarios so they can call her a terrible person.” Justine Sacco’s tweet wasn’t exactly a low-stakes gripe. But on December 20, 2013, she became Twitter’s main character. She wasn’t the first, and certainly not the last.” Excerpt From Extremely Hardcore Zoë Schiffer This material may be protected by copyright.
February 18, 2024 at 10:24 PM
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@dhm.bsky.social tell me this isn’t Cousin Greg in the Eagles owner’s box
Eagles owner Jeffrey Lurie in the owner’s box as the Eagles win in OT against the Bills today
November 27, 2023 at 1:12 AM