Jared
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here’s where you can tell the democratic youth wave PAC what you think about them fundraising off another minnesotan murdered within hours of it
www.democraticyouthwave.org/contact
www.democraticyouthwave.org/contact
Contact | DemocraticYouthWave
www.democraticyouthwave.org
January 24, 2026 at 9:27 PM
here’s where you can tell the democratic youth wave PAC what you think about them fundraising off another minnesotan murdered within hours of it
www.democraticyouthwave.org/contact
www.democraticyouthwave.org/contact
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WANTED TO STAY UP AND SEE SANTA! WANTED TO SEE AND I SAW! JOLLIER THAN YOU THINK, DAD! JOLLIER THAN YOU THINK!
December 25, 2025 at 1:11 PM
WANTED TO STAY UP AND SEE SANTA! WANTED TO SEE AND I SAW! JOLLIER THAN YOU THINK, DAD! JOLLIER THAN YOU THINK!
My job is a psyop designed to keep my dumb ass from getting back on the dating apps
August 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
My job is a psyop designed to keep my dumb ass from getting back on the dating apps
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Wrote about Joaquin Phoenix, Tony Leung, and Gene Hackman for this @the-ringer.bsky.social list of the best performances of the 21st century: www.theringer.com/2025/08/25/m...
The 101 Best Movie Performances of the 21st Century
We’re talking capital-A Acting, baby! From Daniel Day-Lewis in ‘There Will Be Blood’ to Mark Wahlberg in ‘The Departed,’ we’re celebrating the best of the best of the past 25 years. How do your favori...
www.theringer.com
August 25, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Wrote about Joaquin Phoenix, Tony Leung, and Gene Hackman for this @the-ringer.bsky.social list of the best performances of the 21st century: www.theringer.com/2025/08/25/m...
Explaining to my therapist that I sometimes say “nobody get mad at me” out loud unprompted and she just starts scribbling furiously on her notepad
July 23, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Explaining to my therapist that I sometimes say “nobody get mad at me” out loud unprompted and she just starts scribbling furiously on her notepad
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The review embargo has ended on James Gunn's new "Superman" film, so I can finally say what I've been holding back for weeks: I was beaten in the darkness of the theater by an unidentified assailant!!
July 8, 2025 at 7:44 PM
The review embargo has ended on James Gunn's new "Superman" film, so I can finally say what I've been holding back for weeks: I was beaten in the darkness of the theater by an unidentified assailant!!
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A paw emerges.
A head peeks around the corner of the dance floor.
He’s here.
A head peeks around the corner of the dance floor.
He’s here.
It Happened to Me: Goldy Gopher Came to My Gay Wedding - Racket
Goldy’s in-your-face affection knows no labels or limits, though his fee and time constraints are nonnegotiable.
racketmn.com
July 2, 2025 at 6:21 PM
A paw emerges.
A head peeks around the corner of the dance floor.
He’s here.
A head peeks around the corner of the dance floor.
He’s here.
You think there’s any chance that me and some stranger, both repeatedly making the same mistakes, could trade mistakes so we both experience new and exciting problems?
June 22, 2025 at 5:02 AM
You think there’s any chance that me and some stranger, both repeatedly making the same mistakes, could trade mistakes so we both experience new and exciting problems?
All of my alarms are just labeled “Alarm”… unless it’s 4:40 am, at which time it is caramel apple
June 16, 2025 at 3:31 AM
All of my alarms are just labeled “Alarm”… unless it’s 4:40 am, at which time it is caramel apple
I hate when I decide to buy something, then I start getting served ads for the thing I bought (super annoying), THEN the ads suck a lot. You actually paid money to turn me off something I already own
June 12, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I hate when I decide to buy something, then I start getting served ads for the thing I bought (super annoying), THEN the ads suck a lot. You actually paid money to turn me off something I already own
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Behind the scenes at Boneshaker Books, KFAI, and the Trylon Cinema. racketmn.com/how-the-twin...
How the Twin Cities’ Volunteer-Run Spaces Make it Work - Racket
Behind the scenes at Boneshaker Books, KFAI, and the Trylon Cinema.
racketmn.com
June 12, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Behind the scenes at Boneshaker Books, KFAI, and the Trylon Cinema. racketmn.com/how-the-twin...
I’m feeling a sudden burst of anxiety… I suspect that I am being alchemically poisoned by a jealous rival
June 4, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I’m feeling a sudden burst of anxiety… I suspect that I am being alchemically poisoned by a jealous rival
On reflection had I remembered today was the start date for my new management counterpart, I would have worn a less slutty shirt to work
June 2, 2025 at 2:10 PM
On reflection had I remembered today was the start date for my new management counterpart, I would have worn a less slutty shirt to work
Watched the wolves lose and then drove home to Carrie and Lowell… trying to fuck up my mood something tremendous
May 27, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Watched the wolves lose and then drove home to Carrie and Lowell… trying to fuck up my mood something tremendous
When I’m having Bad Brain my favorite hobby is to hope that my phone has the one perfect notification that will fix my brain. This hobby is perhaps the cause of most of life’s problems
April 30, 2025 at 3:49 AM
When I’m having Bad Brain my favorite hobby is to hope that my phone has the one perfect notification that will fix my brain. This hobby is perhaps the cause of most of life’s problems
Was listening to Headphones On by Addison Rae and my AirPods deactivated in the middle of the liquor store. Either supremely ironic or a sign that my AirPods have a limit to their pop tolerance
April 18, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Was listening to Headphones On by Addison Rae and my AirPods deactivated in the middle of the liquor store. Either supremely ironic or a sign that my AirPods have a limit to their pop tolerance
Just watched a squirrel cross a street by way of an overhanging power cable… you know how satisfying that is? That squirrel is me, in Tony Hawk
April 3, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Just watched a squirrel cross a street by way of an overhanging power cable… you know how satisfying that is? That squirrel is me, in Tony Hawk
I love when a bartender is not very good at small talk because it means they are INSANELY good at tending bar
March 30, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I love when a bartender is not very good at small talk because it means they are INSANELY good at tending bar
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March 27, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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Mpls mayoral candidate @omarfatehmn.com sits down for talk and tacos with Racket.
Let's Taco 'Bout Politics: Racket's Mayoral Mexican Food Interview With Candidate Omar Fateh - Racket
We stopped by Pineda Tacos Plus on East Lake Street to talk about the bipartisan legislation he’s spearheaded, elevating community voices, and Somali coffee culture.
racketmn.com
March 6, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Mpls mayoral candidate @omarfatehmn.com sits down for talk and tacos with Racket.
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REVEALED: we identified the operator of an overtly racist X account, "GlomarResponder," as ICE Assistant Chief Counsel James Rodden, based on an overwhelming number of biographical details matched through publicly available documents, other social media activity, and courtroom observation.
ICE Prosecutor in Dallas Runs White Supremacist X Account
The Observer has identified the operator of “GlomarResponder,” an overtly racist social media account, as ICE Assistant Chief Counsel James Rodden, based on an overwhelming number of biographical details matched through publicly available documents, other social media activity, and courtroom observation.
www.texasobserver.org
February 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
REVEALED: we identified the operator of an overtly racist X account, "GlomarResponder," as ICE Assistant Chief Counsel James Rodden, based on an overwhelming number of biographical details matched through publicly available documents, other social media activity, and courtroom observation.
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Look, I've never watched Love Is Blind. I know it’s a mega-popular dating show, but I kinda avoid reality TV these days unless I am summoned to do it for work. And I have been summoned:
OK, Fine, We'll Recap the MN Season of ‘Love Is Blind’ - Racket
Do you have face blindness? This season is not gonna be for you.
racketmn.com
February 18, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Look, I've never watched Love Is Blind. I know it’s a mega-popular dating show, but I kinda avoid reality TV these days unless I am summoned to do it for work. And I have been summoned:
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Me? Well obviously I'm powerless to stop the horrible things from happening every day. Nothing I can do about those at all, I have no leverage at all. YOU, on the other hand, that's a different story. YOU have the power to give me $23
February 12, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Me? Well obviously I'm powerless to stop the horrible things from happening every day. Nothing I can do about those at all, I have no leverage at all. YOU, on the other hand, that's a different story. YOU have the power to give me $23
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Want 2 tickets to see local folk/country trio Turn Turn Turn on Feb. 15 at the Dakota? Hit repost for a chance to win!
February 5, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Want 2 tickets to see local folk/country trio Turn Turn Turn on Feb. 15 at the Dakota? Hit repost for a chance to win!