👁 Goldar 👁
@thisisgoldar.bsky.social
Disgustingly Introverted Spiritual Entity
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I bring a very "have fun be safe!!" energy to my coworkers' various attempts to leave the office for errands and meetings that mostly just seems to baffle them more than anything.
November 13, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I bring a very "have fun be safe!!" energy to my coworkers' various attempts to leave the office for errands and meetings that mostly just seems to baffle them more than anything.
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
I wish I could remember I meant when I labeled a Spotify playlist "👁️🥝" with no other information.
November 6, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I wish I could remember I meant when I labeled a Spotify playlist "👁️🥝" with no other information.
Pro tip for "stomach no tolerate solid food" days: adding a splash of milk to a mug of chicken broth makes it richer and so much more satisfying. ✌️✨
November 6, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Pro tip for "stomach no tolerate solid food" days: adding a splash of milk to a mug of chicken broth makes it richer and so much more satisfying. ✌️✨
Listening to an HOA committee discuss an architectural request from a disabled couple who needs a fence ONE foot higher than the HOA generally approves, for their service dog - y'all, these folks are terrible.
I hope the homeowners get a good lawyer and kick their asses in court.
I hope the homeowners get a good lawyer and kick their asses in court.
November 5, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Listening to an HOA committee discuss an architectural request from a disabled couple who needs a fence ONE foot higher than the HOA generally approves, for their service dog - y'all, these folks are terrible.
I hope the homeowners get a good lawyer and kick their asses in court.
I hope the homeowners get a good lawyer and kick their asses in court.
Remembering the homeowner who came to pay HOA fees on one of his properties, saying "I don't remember the address, I just got it three months ago, haven't even seen the place yet. It's the fourth one I bought in the area... I don't even remember why I bought that one."
Just .....remembering.
Just .....remembering.
September 20, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Remembering the homeowner who came to pay HOA fees on one of his properties, saying "I don't remember the address, I just got it three months ago, haven't even seen the place yet. It's the fourth one I bought in the area... I don't even remember why I bought that one."
Just .....remembering.
Just .....remembering.
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they should invent a kind of news that is good
September 18, 2025 at 11:27 PM
they should invent a kind of news that is good
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This meeting could have been an email.
This email could have been a passing fancy.
This job could have been a lifetime of wonder.
This email could have been a passing fancy.
This job could have been a lifetime of wonder.
September 12, 2025 at 5:04 PM
This meeting could have been an email.
This email could have been a passing fancy.
This job could have been a lifetime of wonder.
This email could have been a passing fancy.
This job could have been a lifetime of wonder.
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AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
September 11, 2025 at 2:20 PM
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
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Signet-style ring bearing the image of a stylized eye, traditionally used to ward off evil and ill-wishes. Part of my Dapper Magician line, because being a magician doesn't mean you shouldn't also be stylish.
sorcerersworkbench.etsy.com/listing/1249...
#OccultSky #HandmadeJewelry #BSNM #QueerArtist
sorcerersworkbench.etsy.com/listing/1249...
#OccultSky #HandmadeJewelry #BSNM #QueerArtist
August 26, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Signet-style ring bearing the image of a stylized eye, traditionally used to ward off evil and ill-wishes. Part of my Dapper Magician line, because being a magician doesn't mean you shouldn't also be stylish.
sorcerersworkbench.etsy.com/listing/1249...
#OccultSky #HandmadeJewelry #BSNM #QueerArtist
sorcerersworkbench.etsy.com/listing/1249...
#OccultSky #HandmadeJewelry #BSNM #QueerArtist
I have been having a prolonged, multi-stage existential crisis about crocheting with acrylic yarn and using polyfill since I learned that microplastics exist, and I've still not figured out how best to handle my stockpile of plastic yarns.
August 24, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I have been having a prolonged, multi-stage existential crisis about crocheting with acrylic yarn and using polyfill since I learned that microplastics exist, and I've still not figured out how best to handle my stockpile of plastic yarns.
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i just think "dont let the perfect be the enemy of the good" is the kind of idiom you trot out when someone is baking cakes, and not when it comes to deciding if one should support a political party actively trying to legislate you out of existence
August 23, 2025 at 11:01 AM
i just think "dont let the perfect be the enemy of the good" is the kind of idiom you trot out when someone is baking cakes, and not when it comes to deciding if one should support a political party actively trying to legislate you out of existence
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A lot of people need to stop saying "you should do that for money!" every time someone picks up a new hobby they enjoy or learns a new skill.
August 21, 2025 at 2:44 PM
A lot of people need to stop saying "you should do that for money!" every time someone picks up a new hobby they enjoy or learns a new skill.
While my PC is down from lightning, and my art/crochet was limited by a wrist injury, I've been reading.
This isn't a 1:1 to my life by any means, but I resonated with it as a mid-thirties who never had a real education & grew up in a hyper religious home, & still trying to get my feet under me.
This isn't a 1:1 to my life by any means, but I resonated with it as a mid-thirties who never had a real education & grew up in a hyper religious home, & still trying to get my feet under me.
August 19, 2025 at 1:28 PM
While my PC is down from lightning, and my art/crochet was limited by a wrist injury, I've been reading.
This isn't a 1:1 to my life by any means, but I resonated with it as a mid-thirties who never had a real education & grew up in a hyper religious home, & still trying to get my feet under me.
This isn't a 1:1 to my life by any means, but I resonated with it as a mid-thirties who never had a real education & grew up in a hyper religious home, & still trying to get my feet under me.
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Wheat. And its byproducts. All the cool kids are consuming it. Or being consumed by it. It's hard to tell.
buff.ly/YIKRClU
buff.ly/YIKRClU
August 8, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Wheat. And its byproducts. All the cool kids are consuming it. Or being consumed by it. It's hard to tell.
buff.ly/YIKRClU
buff.ly/YIKRClU
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Before you hire an estate planning attorney to do your will &c, ask them if they use AI. If they do, hire someone else.
This isn’t a matter of principle; trusts and estates is an area of law with basically no margins for error.
This isn’t a matter of principle; trusts and estates is an area of law with basically no margins for error.
July 30, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Before you hire an estate planning attorney to do your will &c, ask them if they use AI. If they do, hire someone else.
This isn’t a matter of principle; trusts and estates is an area of law with basically no margins for error.
This isn’t a matter of principle; trusts and estates is an area of law with basically no margins for error.
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I'm drinking the Bios Crash slurpee I hope it crashes my bios I hope I blue screen
July 29, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I'm drinking the Bios Crash slurpee I hope it crashes my bios I hope I blue screen
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the US profoundly needs a children's rights movement. children are not property... they deserve opportunity and learning and autonomy and security.... and our country just does not acknowledge this
July 29, 2025 at 11:59 PM
the US profoundly needs a children's rights movement. children are not property... they deserve opportunity and learning and autonomy and security.... and our country just does not acknowledge this
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water left in a glass overnight tastes bad because it gets haunted
July 16, 2025 at 4:25 AM
water left in a glass overnight tastes bad because it gets haunted
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There's a hella locust outside my office and I almost turned around and got back in my car to go home when I saw it guarding the door. 😭
July 11, 2025 at 1:05 PM
There's a hella locust outside my office and I almost turned around and got back in my car to go home when I saw it guarding the door. 😭
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You know what, screw it. Past performance IS a predictor of future results.
July 4, 2025 at 4:04 PM
You know what, screw it. Past performance IS a predictor of future results.
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Taking healthcare away from millions of people as Disability Pride Month begins is some anime villain ass shit.
July 2, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Taking healthcare away from millions of people as Disability Pride Month begins is some anime villain ass shit.
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If you are doing deeply creative work, authentic to yourself creative work, you're going to be scared on some level.
If you're not, you're still safely in that comfort zone.
If you're not, you're still safely in that comfort zone.
July 2, 2025 at 4:08 PM
If you are doing deeply creative work, authentic to yourself creative work, you're going to be scared on some level.
If you're not, you're still safely in that comfort zone.
If you're not, you're still safely in that comfort zone.