My tummy hurts and I’m mad at the government.
Occasional shitposter and poster of silly cats
professor x: yes, i can read minds
me:
professor x: yes, i suppose the name alvin and the chipmunks alludes to he himself not being one
professor x: yes, i can read minds
me:
professor x: yes, i suppose the name alvin and the chipmunks alludes to he himself not being one
Any extra cost added to American consumers by Trump tariffs should be paid exclusively by those who voted for him
Any extra cost added to American consumers by Trump tariffs should be paid exclusively by those who voted for him
What’s orange and probably about to get away with all of his crimes?
What’s orange and probably about to get away with all of his crimes?
DONALD TRUMP: Five children by three different wives.
PETE HEGSETH: Seven children by three different wives.
DONALD TRUMP: Five children by three different wives.
PETE HEGSETH: Seven children by three different wives.
*static and crackles*
“…the budget for the 4th quarter does not meet the projections as outlined in the MOA for the force design update for the death trooper squads, especially with the Senate’s CR for the next FY…”
Have they ever thought about the fact that their “free speech” is actually just a bunch of hate speech and slurs?
Short answer: No
Have they ever thought about the fact that their “free speech” is actually just a bunch of hate speech and slurs?
Short answer: No
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What do you think?
What do you think?
Off to my nursing exam 🫡
Off to my nursing exam 🫡
I'll have to fucking think about it
What do you all fucking think?
I'll have to fucking think about it
What do you all fucking think?