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Sniff
@thewitchysniffy.bsky.social
23 y/o Nursing Student

My tummy hurts and I’m mad at the government.

Occasional shitposter and poster of silly cats
Pinned
Greed
The amount of people that fit into this category is insane.
November 27, 2024 at 4:56 PM
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Me, over the next four years: Don’t blame me, I voted for her.
November 27, 2024 at 4:53 PM
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a Jedi otter have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind
November 26, 2024 at 3:53 PM
I got a 85% on my nursing exam LETS GOOOOO
November 26, 2024 at 12:32 PM
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me:

professor x: yes, i can read minds

me:

professor x: yes, i suppose the name alvin and the chipmunks alludes to he himself not being one
November 25, 2024 at 2:38 PM
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I have a proposal:

Any extra cost added to American consumers by Trump tariffs should be paid exclusively by those who voted for him
November 25, 2024 at 2:39 PM
Guys let’s play a game.

What’s orange and probably about to get away with all of his crimes?
November 25, 2024 at 8:28 PM
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REMINDER: Project 2025 eliminates no-fault divorce and makes it nearly impossible to get one.

DONALD TRUMP: Five children by three different wives.

PETE HEGSETH: Seven children by three different wives.
November 24, 2024 at 8:59 PM
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Bluesky 22M
November 24, 2024 at 12:52 AM
Manifesting not being pregnant anytime soon 🙌💅
November 25, 2024 at 4:35 PM
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Did…did a minotaur write this
November 25, 2024 at 11:09 AM
Uh oh
November 25, 2024 at 2:10 PM
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“I never thought the Death Star would blow up my face,” says Alderaan Palpatine supporter moments before disintegratation
god the way i will lose my mind if ANDOR season 2 has even more scenes of imperial bureaucratic squabbling
Andor: “we’ve managed to hack into the imperial comms network, listen…”

*static and crackles*

“…the budget for the 4th quarter does not meet the projections as outlined in the MOA for the force design update for the death trooper squads, especially with the Senate’s CR for the next FY…”
November 24, 2024 at 2:14 AM
“Bluesky is horrible they don’t believe in free speech!”

Have they ever thought about the fact that their “free speech” is actually just a bunch of hate speech and slurs?

Short answer: No
November 25, 2024 at 2:05 PM
I opted to work this thanksgiving. As the only blue in my family why would I want to go to that?
November 25, 2024 at 2:02 PM
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A++ premium loafs available in Benicia, CA!
I have some foster loafs, do they count?
November 25, 2024 at 2:43 AM
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Let's Not Forget!!!
November 24, 2024 at 3:33 AM
┏┓
┃┃╱╲ In this
┃╱╱╲╲ house
╱╱╭╮╲╲ we
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Only eat with the
little spoons
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I refuse to eat with big spoons.
November 25, 2024 at 1:17 PM
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┏┓
┃┃╱╲ In this
┃╱╱╲╲ house
╱╱╭╮╲╲ we
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pour cereal in first
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November 25, 2024 at 12:27 PM
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Sounds about right to me...
What do you think?
November 25, 2024 at 9:55 AM
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We’re not going back.
November 24, 2024 at 10:07 PM
Throw back to Bruce attempting to fix a Rumba (It was his fault)
November 25, 2024 at 11:41 AM
Goodmorning BlueSky,

Off to my nursing exam 🫡
November 25, 2024 at 11:34 AM
Goodnight Bluesky 💙
a kitten is laying on a bed with a pink blanket .
ALT: a kitten is laying on a bed with a pink blanket .
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2024 at 1:32 AM
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I don't fucking know

I'll have to fucking think about it

What do you all fucking think?
Does anyone else say what the fuck about a million more times a day now?
November 24, 2024 at 10:29 PM