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Flipping an ollie for the girls *dinosaur noises*.

Modern day Lieutenant Dan, with legs.

Written more about Atlético Ottawa than any human ever should.

He/Him/His.
The call on Blackmon was correct, but you'd be kidding yourself if you believe the Whitecaps get that if the shoe was on the other foot.
November 23, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I had to listen to the Bat Flip on the radio in 2015, I was born 3 years after the last World Series.

Glad I can join you all in truly feeling something special.
I can still remember where I was 32 years ago. I wondered if being a Blue Jays fan would ever feel so good again.

And here we are.
October 21, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Been waiting for this disconnect between the XNT and the marketing from the NSL to occur.

Stoney's absolutely right about the quality of the league atm. Though, it's funny given her comments after the July window. Really trying to have her cake and eat it too here, especially with our striker pool.
#CanWNT/#CanXNT head coach Casey Stoney says on DB Pridham, that she still sees the #NSL as a "growing league", rather than a "top-five league".

Seems like Pridham's production in the former wasn't enough for a call-up, versus players in the latter environment.

h/t @shireenahmed.bsky.social
October 14, 2025 at 3:01 AM
It was our own fault for assuming an AL Central pitcher could do anything against the Yankees in the playoffs.
October 8, 2025 at 2:38 AM
At this rate, Derrick Henry is going to make the Steelers run defence look like he's back in high school.
September 8, 2025 at 2:53 AM
That Oklahoma game from 2016 is an all-time "this is greatness" moment where I was ALL-IN on him as an NFL prospect.
September 6, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Cash Borggreve
Don’t want my Bluesky pals to miss out so here it is, the OLE MISS SIGMA NU PLEDGE LIST. Choose your fighter. I am Willingham Ratterman.
August 25, 2025 at 1:57 PM
August 14, 2025 at 4:34 AM
August 13, 2025 at 1:50 PM
if you were a closer in major league baseball what would your entrance music be
August 2, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Reposted by Patrick
MYSTERY WIFE, coming to CBS this fall on Thursday nights at 9 pm
Gushing over mystery wife
July 28, 2025 at 5:16 PM
See Charge, you can take a right shot defender in the draft.
June 28, 2025 at 2:22 AM
What is the point of Julia Grosso?
June 28, 2025 at 12:05 AM
As I said:
Rory Guilday YOU are an Ottawa Charge.
June 24, 2025 at 11:37 PM
TL;DR:

Pray
June 19, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Jesse Marsch, in my present state, if you lose to Honduras I may not wake up tomorrow.
June 18, 2025 at 2:33 AM
It's not valuable to doompost, I understand this, but:

Between the trend of the last two offseasons and the whole Lansdowne debacle, I don't see how this team stays here once the league begins to franchise.
Just waiting for official word about Jincy Roese and New York, which would make Ottawa the only team yet to announce a signing.

Not that Ottawa Charge fans needed that reminder.
June 18, 2025 at 12:51 AM
At this rate "Taylor House 3rd Line Centre" will be a full season thing rather than just 2 playoff games.
June 18, 2025 at 12:25 AM
The "Ottawa Charge have signed Sarah Fillier" tweet is gonna hit like crack.

Right? Right?
a man and a woman are sitting at a table in front of a blackboard .
Alt: a man and a woman are sitting at a table in front of a blackboard .
media.tenor.com
June 17, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Gwyn when she gets back from the wilderness:
a man in a suit is carrying three boxes of pizza and smiling .
Alt: a man in a suit is carrying three boxes of pizza and smiling .
media.tenor.com
June 16, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Waiting for Carla to pull a Troy Ryan and force Vanisova to come back on less money if she ever wants to play on the national team again.
June 16, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Now fully of the belief that the Charge lost the Walter Cup Final because their pump up song was "Crazy B*tch" by Buckcherry.

I just listened to it for the first time and it stinks to high heaven.
June 12, 2025 at 7:52 PM
4 of 6 first round picks from last year are in Seattle.

What a fake fucking league.
June 10, 2025 at 1:10 AM
If Jayna Hefford isn't booed to oblivion at the draft, this isn't a serious fanbase.
June 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM