Teaser
@thetease.bsky.social
West Coast Dad of two girls. Music fanatic. Tall, generic white guy in front of you on the floor. Cubs, NFL, NBA. We’re all in this together in the weirdo swarm.
Let’s just let them be co-World Series champs.
November 2, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Let’s just let them be co-World Series champs.
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Toronto hasn't done this well in Los Angeles since Neil's hearse was randomly spotted by Stephen Stills and Buffalo Springfield was born.
October 29, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Toronto hasn't done this well in Los Angeles since Neil's hearse was randomly spotted by Stephen Stills and Buffalo Springfield was born.
Dodgers have a chance to do the funniest thing.
October 18, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Dodgers have a chance to do the funniest thing.
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“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy
September 8, 2025 at 12:51 AM
“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy
Last time the Cubs made the post-season (I don’t count 2020) was a brutal one game WC loss to the Rox in 2018. I forgot about the nausea, anxiety, pacing and nail biting. But we survived. On to Milwaukee. Glad PCA had himself a day. #FlyTheW #Cubs
a man wearing a cubs jersey high fives another player
ALT: a man wearing a cubs jersey high fives another player
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October 3, 2025 at 3:17 AM
That’s fucking right! Big W.
September 30, 2025 at 9:39 PM
That’s fucking right! Big W.
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Shaw can go to hell. He is a rookie third baseman. His position is not secure, and his club is in a playoff race. This sort of thing offends professional ballplayers whatever their politics. Second, bereavement per the CBA is limited to immediate family. Some teams are willing to -
I'm so old that I remember when dudes would give players crap for missing a game for the birth of their children. I suppose attending a political rally disguised as a funeral for a podcaster is more defensible.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/665...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/665...
Matt Shaw misses Cubs game to attend memorial service for Charlie Kirk
The night of Kirk’s death, Shaw was scratched from Chicago’s starting lineup due to unspecified personal reasons.
www.nytimes.com
September 22, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Shaw can go to hell. He is a rookie third baseman. His position is not secure, and his club is in a playoff race. This sort of thing offends professional ballplayers whatever their politics. Second, bereavement per the CBA is limited to immediate family. Some teams are willing to -
This fucking loser. Real team player. A week away from the playoffs. Got swept today too, losing 1-0. #Cubs
www.nytimes.com/athletic/665...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/665...
Matt Shaw misses Cubs game to attend memorial service for Charlie Kirk
The night of Kirk’s death, Shaw was scratched from Chicago’s starting lineup due to unspecified personal reasons.
www.nytimes.com
September 22, 2025 at 2:08 AM
This fucking loser. Real team player. A week away from the playoffs. Got swept today too, losing 1-0. #Cubs
www.nytimes.com/athletic/665...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/665...
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One thing I've noticed is that at no point in ANY of this discussion has anyone on the Right shared their favorite Charlie clip, the quote of his they liked, the thing he wrote or said on air that they think is worthwhile or even vaguely supports the notion of who they say he was
September 16, 2025 at 9:34 PM
One thing I've noticed is that at no point in ANY of this discussion has anyone on the Right shared their favorite Charlie clip, the quote of his they liked, the thing he wrote or said on air that they think is worthwhile or even vaguely supports the notion of who they say he was
Since Antifa isn’t a real organization, the administration just gave itself the ability to label anyone as a terrorist.
September 18, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Since Antifa isn’t a real organization, the administration just gave itself the ability to label anyone as a terrorist.
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Becoming increasingly clear we’re gonna have to build a parallel infrastructure for all the media we really love. The reason all of this is happening under the color of law is hyperconsolidation, dissent being traded straight up for merger approval, or fear of harassment.
September 18, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Becoming increasingly clear we’re gonna have to build a parallel infrastructure for all the media we really love. The reason all of this is happening under the color of law is hyperconsolidation, dissent being traded straight up for merger approval, or fear of harassment.
Colbert and John Oliver's (producer) speeches from the Emmy's are even more striking now
September 18, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Colbert and John Oliver's (producer) speeches from the Emmy's are even more striking now
Never thought the firing of a Man Show co-host would be a harbinger of fascism in the US.
September 18, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Never thought the firing of a Man Show co-host would be a harbinger of fascism in the US.
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ESPN's tribute to Ryne Sandberg
July 29, 2025 at 2:27 AM
ESPN's tribute to Ryne Sandberg
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Mid Tweeprise comeback
Abbey: “king gizzard is so much better”
Abbey: “king gizzard is so much better”
July 28, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Mid Tweeprise comeback
Abbey: “king gizzard is so much better”
Abbey: “king gizzard is so much better”
More > Tweezer
Gotta have more Tweezer
Gotta have more Tweezer
July 28, 2025 at 2:48 AM
More > Tweezer
Gotta have more Tweezer
Gotta have more Tweezer
They’re going to play a 4 minute Tweezer encore, huh?
July 28, 2025 at 2:47 AM
They’re going to play a 4 minute Tweezer encore, huh?
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And one final thought: Ozzy going out after giving an emotional final performance that raised a ton of money for charity is more spiritually uplifting and did more genuine good than anything any televangelist and religious grifter who railed against him ever did combined.
July 22, 2025 at 8:45 PM
And one final thought: Ozzy going out after giving an emotional final performance that raised a ton of money for charity is more spiritually uplifting and did more genuine good than anything any televangelist and religious grifter who railed against him ever did combined.
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every one in their 40s right now-
a man with a mustache is sweating and says i 'm in my prime
Alt: a man with a mustache is sweating and says i 'm in my prime
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July 21, 2025 at 6:33 PM
every one in their 40s right now-
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I hate when someone unearths my pube-autograph to the world's most famous pedophile while I'm dying of cankles
July 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I hate when someone unearths my pube-autograph to the world's most famous pedophile while I'm dying of cankles
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Dads in the basement at 11:30pm after everyone else has gone to bed
December 2, 2024 at 3:43 AM
Dads in the basement at 11:30pm after everyone else has gone to bed
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look, it’s just a fired prosecutor and an inexplicable tape gap. since when has that ever indicated anything
July 17, 2025 at 12:32 AM
look, it’s just a fired prosecutor and an inexplicable tape gap. since when has that ever indicated anything
Happy Spacesick Day #kglw #phantomisland
June 22, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Happy Spacesick Day #kglw #phantomisland