Teaser
@thetease.bsky.social
West Coast Dad of two girls. Music fanatic. Tall, generic white guy in front of you on the floor. Cubs, NFL, NBA. We’re all in this together in the weirdo swarm.
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“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy
September 8, 2025 at 12:51 AM
“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy
My wife calls it “nightmare music.”
August 17, 2025 at 7:23 AM
My wife calls it “nightmare music.”