TheStatsRobot🔬🐸
@thestatsrobot.bsky.social
I do stats, science, plants...and melancholy but not the romantic kind.
Biostatistician. Straight malewife.
he/him. 5'4 (derogatory)
SAVE SCIENCE
Biostatistician. Straight malewife.
he/him. 5'4 (derogatory)
SAVE SCIENCE
Pinned
Remember, kids, no matter how much horseshit you're shoveling, there's always a credulous reporter willing to call it brownies.
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"some people spread happiness wherever they go, others whenever they go"
-Oscar Wilde
-Oscar Wilde
November 11, 2025 at 4:41 AM
"some people spread happiness wherever they go, others whenever they go"
-Oscar Wilde
-Oscar Wilde
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No
y'all need to stop replying to people that I can't reply to, cause then I can't reply to you either
November 11, 2025 at 4:56 AM
No
Fantastic one from the bad place @shogun-hikari.bsky.social
November 11, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Fantastic one from the bad place @shogun-hikari.bsky.social
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Naboo exports more giant ass hamster meat than any other planet in the galaxy.
November 10, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Naboo exports more giant ass hamster meat than any other planet in the galaxy.
I cannot possibly give off the kind of vibe where my direct report feels comfortable complaining to me that 'Indians are stealing our jobs, that's the real economic crisis.'
November 10, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I cannot possibly give off the kind of vibe where my direct report feels comfortable complaining to me that 'Indians are stealing our jobs, that's the real economic crisis.'
Trump take Delta-8
Government funding deal includes a provision that will ban all those hemp-based THC drinks www.huffpost.com/entry/govern...
New Government Funding Bill Would Shut Down Growing Hemp Industry
The bill would end the shutdown, but it would shut down a growing hemp industry.
www.huffpost.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Trump take Delta-8
Yes, people are always calling for more civility and collegiality in the legislature. No, these people are not your coworkers, all working for the same company with the same goals, you are actually two rival sports teams. You each want something antithetical to the other and should act like it.
Don’t even really think there is one beyond Senate Brain—Chuck and the rest of the Gang of Eight think that Republicans are their buds and wanted to throw them a line “for the good of the American people” and, more importantly, their small talk at the Capitol gym
I don’t know that “selfish” is even the word. Like, for what? Some magic beans?
I’m not even seeing the tangible reason for the cave here.
I’m not even seeing the tangible reason for the cave here.
November 10, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Yes, people are always calling for more civility and collegiality in the legislature. No, these people are not your coworkers, all working for the same company with the same goals, you are actually two rival sports teams. You each want something antithetical to the other and should act like it.
The times is already spinning this as a stunning republican and Trump victory and a terrible loss by Democrats in Disarray. Cut the legs right out from under any momentum from the off-years.
November 10, 2025 at 6:47 AM
The times is already spinning this as a stunning republican and Trump victory and a terrible loss by Democrats in Disarray. Cut the legs right out from under any momentum from the off-years.
To top it off, I scratched my front tooth along the top of my bottoms. I don't think I chipped anything but it hurt like hell
November 10, 2025 at 4:44 AM
To top it off, I scratched my front tooth along the top of my bottoms. I don't think I chipped anything but it hurt like hell
This is their response to faster and free bus service.
Andy Kessler at the WSJ, who I used to be quite friendly with, has lost his mind. He's claiming that Mamdani and others are pushing for anarchy. WTF is he talking about? Literally this entire column is "things I dislike are anarchy and bad, things I like are not and good."
November 10, 2025 at 3:56 AM
This is their response to faster and free bus service.
Well it's 10:15 pm, so he's been asleep for 35 minutes now.
With Cornyn MIA & still not voting, votes can still be changed. An effective leader would be burning up phone lines trying to flip one of the Dems who voted yes to kill this deal.
So, what’s Schumer doing right now?
So, what’s Schumer doing right now?
November 10, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Well it's 10:15 pm, so he's been asleep for 35 minutes now.
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As someone on the record for generally not believing in rotating villain theory, if you think that there were exactly enough defections to make it 60-40 and these defections all coincidentally came from Democrats who are retiring/not up for a while, you're a mark
November 10, 2025 at 2:58 AM
As someone on the record for generally not believing in rotating villain theory, if you think that there were exactly enough defections to make it 60-40 and these defections all coincidentally came from Democrats who are retiring/not up for a while, you're a mark
The problem with being Linus Pauling is eventually you will stumble on your Vitamin C, and you'll never know it, and Tyler Cowen was never Linus Pauling to begin with.
November 10, 2025 at 3:09 AM
The problem with being Linus Pauling is eventually you will stumble on your Vitamin C, and you'll never know it, and Tyler Cowen was never Linus Pauling to begin with.
I genuinely don't know what to do about a country where half the time people actively vote in a party that couldn't care less about the federal government ceasing to function. So budget shutdowns now will only be an effective tool against democrats. Everything works in republican's favor, always.
For a lot of senators they have people yelling in one ear about airline delays and food stamps and a bunch of other cascading problems and in the other about health care. Ds who flipped say it’s clear Rs were never going to give them what they wanted.
November 10, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I genuinely don't know what to do about a country where half the time people actively vote in a party that couldn't care less about the federal government ceasing to function. So budget shutdowns now will only be an effective tool against democrats. Everything works in republican's favor, always.
We need a better name than "Kombucha Party." Democratic Tea Party is also lame.
November 10, 2025 at 2:21 AM
We need a better name than "Kombucha Party." Democratic Tea Party is also lame.
Let's see some more momentum on this.
November 10, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Let's see some more momentum on this.
Will normies know or understand any of this happened, no? That doesn't make it ok.
November 10, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Will normies know or understand any of this happened, no? That doesn't make it ok.
I've gotten a couple of these phishing "wrong number texts" as well
November 10, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I've gotten a couple of these phishing "wrong number texts" as well
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Don't Let Them Do It
November 10, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Don't Let Them Do It
Fellow Coloradoans
Here's milquetoast moderate Hick's number: 202-224-5941
Here's milquetoast moderate Hick's number: 202-224-5941
November 10, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Fellow Coloradoans
Here's milquetoast moderate Hick's number: 202-224-5941
Here's milquetoast moderate Hick's number: 202-224-5941
What you all don't understand is the flight stuff effects THEM. The moment any of them feel an ounce of consequence for standing up for their convictions, they instead reply, "But I want plane now." They will sacrifice your pain on the alter of democracy, but theirs is sacred.
November 10, 2025 at 12:06 AM
What you all don't understand is the flight stuff effects THEM. The moment any of them feel an ounce of consequence for standing up for their convictions, they instead reply, "But I want plane now." They will sacrifice your pain on the alter of democracy, but theirs is sacred.
Just block me cowards
November 9, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Just block me cowards
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The media now smells blood in the water from spineless Democrat senators and will blame the shutdown on Democrats for not caving earlier
November 9, 2025 at 11:22 PM
The media now smells blood in the water from spineless Democrat senators and will blame the shutdown on Democrats for not caving earlier